Bizarre objects doctors find in people's uhh...bums......egads!

you're digging a pretty big hole for youself today pud..


just sayin

you're digging a pretty big hole for youself today pud..


just sayin

They "accidentally" fall on these items, while in the shower!

you're digging a pretty big hole for youself today pud..


just sayin

I posted this yesterday....had zero responses, someone just dug it up.

I think it's funny...a leg of lamb!!! wth!!??

They "accidentally" fall on these items, while in the shower!





yeah there was a guy a couple years ago who had a mayo jar removed..he said he was making a sandwhich in the shower

you're digging a pretty big hole for youself today pud..


just sayin

I posted this yesterday....had zero responses, someone just dug it up.

I think it's funny...a leg of lamb!!! wth!!??

you're digging a pretty big hole for youself today pud..


just sayin

I posted this yesterday....had zero responses, someone just dug it up.

I think it's funny...a leg of lamb!!! wth!!??


I can't even begin to imagine this.

Legs of lamb are generally HUGE!

I have heard of light bulbs,soda bottles...Have a friend that works ER...A girl came in after 12 hours a vibrator was in her ass still vibrating,she started bleeding as the vibrator started to burrow into her.

I have heard of light bulbs,soda bottles...Have a friend that works ER...A girl came in after 12 hours a vibrator was in her ass still vibrating,she started bleeding as the vibrator started to burrow into her.

Leg of lamb?? Neon lamps??



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A LEG of lamb, aerosol cans and kitchen implements — are just some of the bizarre objects one veteran medic has pulled out of his patients' BUMS.

Dr Marijan Korsic has revealed some of the most shocking kinky sex injuries to pass through his hospital waiting room during his 40 year career.

Strange ... what would you do with a leek?

Aside from the traditional Sunday roast back-side of lamb, the Croatian revealed one of the strangest medical emergencies he has ever seen was a man who stuck a NEON LAMP up his rear.

The unfortunate thrill-seeker nearly died after the lamp exploded while he was getting his kicks.

Other objects that have been removed from patients' backsides include household tools, vegetables, pebbles, vibrators, tree branches and a wine bottle.

Embarrassing ... wine is meant for drinking
Dr Korsic said men are the worst offenders, but women have also been known to get in on the action and end up in the emergency room.

He said that those who had a tendency to stick things up their behind were usually educated, middle class and often married people with children just looking to spice up their sex life.

Dr Korsic added: "It's not often that they turn up and admit that they know what the cause of the problem is, we usually have to ask about the symptoms to get to the bottom of things.

"But it's a fair bet to say that one of the first things we do when someone turns up with a funny walk, complaining about pain in their rear-end and a healthy flush on their face when you try to look them in the eye is to send them off to the X-Ray room."

Figures released last year in the UK showed that 10,382 people were treated for a "foreign body entering through eye or other natural orifice" during 2007-8.

Leg of lamb?? Neon lamps??



[link to www.thesun.co.uk]

A LEG of lamb, aerosol cans and kitchen implements — are just some of the bizarre objects one veteran medic has pulled out of his patients' BUMS.

Dr Marijan Korsic has revealed some of the most shocking kinky sex injuries to pass through his hospital waiting room during his 40 year career.

Strange ... what would you do with a leek?

Aside from the traditional Sunday roast back-side of lamb, the Croatian revealed one of the strangest medical emergencies he has ever seen was a man who stuck a NEON LAMP up his rear.

The unfortunate thrill-seeker nearly died after the lamp exploded while he was getting his kicks.

Other objects that have been removed from patients' backsides include household tools, vegetables, pebbles, vibrators, tree branches and a wine bottle.

Embarrassing ... wine is meant for drinking
Dr Korsic said men are the worst offenders, but women have also been known to get in on the action and end up in the emergency room.

He said that those who had a tendency to stick things up their behind were usually educated, middle class and often married people with children just looking to spice up their sex life.

Dr Korsic added: "It's not often that they turn up and admit that they know what the cause of the problem is, we usually have to ask about the symptoms to get to the bottom of things.

"But it's a fair bet to say that one of the first things we do when someone turns up with a funny walk, complaining about pain in their rear-end and a healthy flush on their face when you try to look them in the eye is to send them off to the X-Ray room."

Figures released last year in the UK showed that 10,382 people were treated for a "foreign body entering through eye or other natural orifice" during 2007-8.

You think this is bad. I know of a woman professor that would have to be brought into the ER(More than once) with her German Shepherd still attached to her bum. Poor dog. He'd swell up and couldn't get out and panic. They'd have to tranquilize the dog.

Oh, dear pud... My friend did her ER rotation up in San Francisco and she was put on "ass duty". She told me that the amount of people who came in with things crammed in their asses was insane. And they ALL said the same 2 things: "I don't know how it got there" or "I fell on it". Her favorite ass patient was a guy who had a kermit the frog puppet in his butt.

Search for a video called "1 man 1 cup"...or "1 man 1 glass"..."1 man 1 jar"...Warning graphic!!!

I would link it but...