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Vesper User ID: 860438 United States 01/22/2010 11:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | women are happier. Last Edited by >esper on 01/22/2010 11:55 PM "I am searching for the bones of your father but cannot distinguish them from those of a slave." Diogenes "Some have little power to do good, and have likewise little strength to resist evil" (Samuel Johnson). "The basic difference between an ordinary man and a warrior is that a warrior takes everything as a challenge, while an ordinary man takes everything as a blessing or as a curse."--Don Juan |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 862014 India 01/23/2010 12:20 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My daughter sent me this today, thought y'all might like it.. Quoting: Cy KoticWHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED: Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures. Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. No wonder men are happier.. so true |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 748798 United States 01/23/2010 01:01 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Funny! My sister is always complaining about clothes and the fashion stuff girls go through. And every time I tell her that no one is making her wear high heels and destroy her feet. Also, just because guys don't have boobs doesn't they don't get ogled. I catch girls checking me out constantly, they just dont focus on the chest as much as guys would lol. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 871904 United States 01/23/2010 01:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I seem to be depressed because I care too much (mostly about my children's future)... And I'm a guy. Maybe I should consider the satanic ritual and cremate my care... (Google: Bohemian Grove) Seriously. It seems to be the trend, these days... Nobody I talk to seems to care. Paranoid Reality |
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Hillcrest User ID: 392015 United States 01/23/2010 01:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | That "Story" can be easily reversed. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 859394How? Women age like old crones and guys look distinguished. you look like aging bags of putrid flesh... yellowed teeth, hair growing out of your ears... trembling hands that can barely clench the TP you wipe ur wrinkly behinds... yellowed nails on hands with blue veins the size of caterpillars and dime-sized brown liver spots as you clutch the computer mouse and pathetically navigate to AskMen.Com for the latest "Top 100 Women" of the year.... you can't digest anything anymore and leave smoking trails of intestinal gas trailing behind you @ every step, delighting all in attendance. Water always wins. :sun: |
Eschatology User ID: 871112 United States 01/23/2010 01:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | That "Story" can be easily reversed. Quoting: HillcrestHow? Women age like old crones and guys look distinguished. you look like aging bags of putrid flesh... yellowed teeth, hair growing out of your ears... trembling hands that can barely clench the TP you wipe ur wrinkly behinds... yellowed nails on hands with blue veins the size of caterpillars and dime-sized brown liver spots as you clutch the computer mouse and pathetically navigate to AskMen.Com for the latest "Top 100 Women" of the year.... you can't digest anything anymore and leave smoking trails of intestinal gas trailing behind you @ every step, delighting all in attendance. And yet, we're still happy! Why, you may ask? Because we understand we'll get old, we don't go trying to fight a lost cause. As a man begins to live more seriously within: He begins to live more seriously without. |
Theteck User ID: 871919 Canada 01/23/2010 01:20 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | girl have this symptom because the take anti baby pills or depo provera check secondary effects [link to www.alternet.org] one exemple google it hormones change a life not always in the good way |
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Bluebird User ID: 730536 United States 01/23/2010 01:29 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | That "Story" can be easily reversed. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 859394How? Women age like old crones and guys look distinguished. Hilarious! No, men only THINK they age better. Failing eyesight I suppose. One of the most important aspects of conspiracy theories is being able to discern when there isn't one. Oh yeah, like you'd understand anyway. Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket?. . .J. Handy |
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Hillcrest User ID: 392015 United States 01/23/2010 01:46 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | That "Story" can be easily reversed. Quoting: EschatologyHow? Women age like old crones and guys look distinguished. you look like aging bags of putrid flesh... yellowed teeth, hair growing out of your ears... trembling hands that can barely clench the TP you wipe ur wrinkly behinds... yellowed nails on hands with blue veins the size of caterpillars and dime-sized brown liver spots as you clutch the computer mouse and pathetically navigate to AskMen.Com for the latest "Top 100 Women" of the year.... you can't digest anything anymore and leave smoking trails of intestinal gas trailing behind you @ every step, delighting all in attendance. And yet, we're still happy! Why, you may ask? Because we understand we'll get old, we don't go trying to fight a lost cause. oh, give me a break.. I've worked in medical offices... you old men are some of the most bad-tempered, unhappy little creatures on earth... they start to get that way after they pass 50, and try to reassure themselves by going to the gym and trying to "keep up" with the 25-yoo guys there -- then blow out a tendon, ligament or lumbar disk and must face the fact that they are not young anymore.. it hits men JUST AS HARD with regard to diminishing strength and endurance, as it does women in the area of their looks. don't lie. Last Edited by Hillcrest on 01/23/2010 01:48 AM Water always wins. :sun: |
Eschatology User ID: 871112 United States 01/23/2010 02:15 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | That "Story" can be easily reversed. Quoting: HillcrestHow? Women age like old crones and guys look distinguished. you look like aging bags of putrid flesh... yellowed teeth, hair growing out of your ears... trembling hands that can barely clench the TP you wipe ur wrinkly behinds... yellowed nails on hands with blue veins the size of caterpillars and dime-sized brown liver spots as you clutch the computer mouse and pathetically navigate to AskMen.Com for the latest "Top 100 Women" of the year.... you can't digest anything anymore and leave smoking trails of intestinal gas trailing behind you @ every step, delighting all in attendance. And yet, we're still happy! Why, you may ask? Because we understand we'll get old, we don't go trying to fight a lost cause. oh, give me a break.. I've worked in medical offices... you old men are some of the most bad-tempered, unhappy little creatures on earth... they start to get that way after they pass 50, and try to reassure themselves by going to the gym and trying to "keep up" with the 25-yoo guys there -- then blow out a tendon, ligament or lumbar disk and must face the fact that they are not young anymore.. it hits men JUST AS HARD with regard to diminishing strength and endurance, as it does women in the area of their looks. don't lie. 50 year old men trying to do anything a 25 year old can do is stupid. There is nothing wrong with maintenance. But, the old guys that "hit the gym", use Viagra, dress like college douchebags, are pathetic. They should be duct taped to a pole and flogged with a mackerel. Maybe it hasn't hit me as hard, because I understand my mortality. As a man begins to live more seriously within: He begins to live more seriously without. |
Hillcrest User ID: 392015 United States 01/23/2010 02:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Because we understand we'll get old, we don't go trying to fight a lost cause. Quoting: Eschatologyoh, give me a break.. I've worked in medical offices... you old men are some of the most bad-tempered, unhappy little creatures on earth... they start to get that way after they pass 50, and try to reassure themselves by going to the gym and trying to "keep up" with the 25-yoo guys there -- then blow out a tendon, ligament or lumbar disk and must face the fact that they are not young anymore.. it hits men JUST AS HARD with regard to diminishing strength and endurance, as it does women in the area of their looks. don't lie. 50 year old men trying to do anything a 25 year old can do is stupid. There is nothing wrong with maintenance. But, the old guys that "hit the gym", use Viagra, dress like college douchebags, are pathetic. They should be duct taped to a pole and flogged with a mackerel. Maybe it hasn't hit me as hard, because I understand my mortality. then I congratulate you on your common sense and LOL @ "flogged with a mackerel." Water always wins. :sun: |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 642285 United States 01/23/2010 03:41 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Generally our testosterone levels (if normal) save us from depression. Men can fall prey to depression but it's far more rare for a man to be clinically depressed than it is for a woman to be. The bad news is that men are much harder to treat for clinical depression because most men will deny being depressed and refuse to tak the medication that would save them from that miserable malady. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 862192 United States 01/23/2010 03:58 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | That "Story" can be easily reversed. Quoting: HillcrestHow? Women age like old crones and guys look distinguished. you look like aging bags of putrid flesh... yellowed teeth, hair growing out of your ears... trembling hands that can barely clench the TP you wipe ur wrinkly behinds... yellowed nails on hands with blue veins the size of caterpillars and dime-sized brown liver spots as you clutch the computer mouse and pathetically navigate to AskMen.Com for the latest "Top 100 Women" of the year.... you can't digest anything anymore and leave smoking trails of intestinal gas trailing behind you @ every step, delighting all in attendance. MMMMM! I was looking forward to aging gracefully. Was. |
Hillcrest User ID: 392015 United States 01/23/2010 04:02 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | That "Story" can be easily reversed. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 862192How? Women age like old crones and guys look distinguished. you look like aging bags of putrid flesh... yellowed teeth, hair growing out of your ears... trembling hands that can barely clench the TP you wipe ur wrinkly behinds... yellowed nails on hands with blue veins the size of caterpillars and dime-sized brown liver spots as you clutch the computer mouse and pathetically navigate to AskMen.Com for the latest "Top 100 Women" of the year.... you can't digest anything anymore and leave smoking trails of intestinal gas trailing behind you @ every step, delighting all in attendance. MMMMM! I was looking forward to aging gracefully. Was. you're a good sport I was only kidding Water always wins. :sun: |
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