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I'm an alien from the planet kralixandom .

 
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I'm an alien from the planet kralixandom .
We are coming to your planet in your year of 2011. We look similar to humans. Some of us, are already here. Our home planet of kralixandom is known to be in the path of a very large asteroid, that will cause an end to our race. Therefore A select few will be sent to planet earth. Around about 1 Millon of us will live and breath amongst you. For continuity of our race we must .
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01/26/2010 09:42 AM
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Re: I'm an alien from the planet kralixandom .
Where did u pick up English?
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01/26/2010 09:42 AM
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Re: I'm an alien from the planet kralixandom .
I'll leave the light on...
"I am searching for the bones of your father but cannot distinguish them from those of a slave." Diogenes

"Some have little power to do good, and have likewise little strength to resist evil" (Samuel Johnson).



"The basic difference between an ordinary man and a warrior is that a warrior takes everything as a challenge, while an ordinary man takes everything as a blessing or as a curse."--Don Juan
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01/26/2010 09:43 AM
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Re: I'm an alien from the planet kralixandom .
Be sure to implement vaginas! Preferably without teeth!
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Re: I'm an alien from the planet kralixandom .
We are coming to your planet in your year of 2011. We look similar to humans. Some of us, are already here. Our home planet of kralixandom is known to be in the path of a very large asteroid, that will cause an end to our race. Therefore A select few will be sent to planet earth. Around about 1 Millon of us will live and breath amongst you. For continuity of our race we must .
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Provide the evidence. Thanks.
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Re: I'm an alien from the planet kralixandom .
We are coming to your planet in your year of 2011. We look similar to humans. Some of us, are already here. Our home planet of kralixandom is known to be in the path of a very large asteroid, that will cause an end to our race. Therefore A select few will be sent to planet earth. Around about 1 Millon of us will live and breath amongst you. For continuity of our race we must .
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You know i took those tablets last night and you know what great for the shits been on the pan all day.
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Re: I'm an alien from the planet kralixandom .
We are coming to your planet in your year of 2011. We look similar to humans. Some of us, are already here. Our home planet of kralixandom is known to be in the path of a very large asteroid, that will cause an end to our race. Therefore A select few will be sent to planet earth. Around about 1 Millon of us will live and breath amongst you. For continuity of our race we must .
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You know i took those tablets last night and you know what great for the shits been on the pan all day.
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Re: I'm an alien from the planet kralixandom .
We are coming to your planet in your year of 2011. We look similar to humans. Some of us, are already here. Our home planet of kralixandom is known to be in the path of a very large asteroid, that will cause an end to our race. Therefore A select few will be sent to planet earth. Around about 1 Millon of us will live and breath amongst you. For continuity of our race we must .
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Welcome to my planet hf
Dear sir, poor sir, brave sir: You are an experiment by the Creator of the Universe. You are the only creature in the entire Universe who has free will. You are the only one who has to figure out what to do next--and why. Everybody else is a robot, a machine.

"MANE – THECEL – PHARES."
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Re: I'm an alien from the planet kralixandom .
I think you should take another planet for your survival, because depending on your timeline and for people communicating on GLP from the past or the future, the earth will either experience a massive flooding (our past) or will go in 5D with 1 in 5000 surviving making it to 5D (to protect from alien interference).

This is currently not exacly a place for relocation and if you want to go into the train to 5D you should land now before the earth gets its vibration above yours.
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01/26/2010 09:49 AM
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Re: I'm an alien from the planet kralixandom .
Where did u pick up English?
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It is our native language as well, the ones who created you , also created us. We are interstellar brothers. There are other being out there far more advanced in technology and science. They created you, and they also created us. Although our technology is far more advanced than yours is. But worry not, we will be teaching your race in due time.
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Re: I'm an alien from the planet kralixandom .
Where did u pick up English?

It is our native language as well, the ones who created you , also created us. We are interstellar brothers. There are other being out there far more advanced in technology and science. They created you, and they also created us. Although our technology is far more advanced than yours is. But worry not, we will be teaching your race in due time.
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Oh please, give me a break.
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Re: I'm an alien from the planet kralixandom .
Where did u pick up English?

It is our native language as well, the ones who created you , also created us. We are interstellar brothers. There are other being out there far more advanced in technology and science. They created you, and they also created us. Although our technology is far more advanced than yours is. But worry not, we will be teaching your race in due time.
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You mean you also had vikings, French, Saxons & Celts???
Dear sir, poor sir, brave sir: You are an experiment by the Creator of the Universe. You are the only creature in the entire Universe who has free will. You are the only one who has to figure out what to do next--and why. Everybody else is a robot, a machine.

"MANE – THECEL – PHARES."
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01/26/2010 09:51 AM
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Re: I'm an alien from the planet kralixandom .
BTW the big loving guy message is talking about making a flood, this means how much you like his messages, he is 13 000 years in the past for most of us (date of the last flood).
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Re: I'm an alien from the planet kralixandom .
Where did u pick up English?

It is our native language as well, the ones who created you , also created us. We are interstellar brothers. There are other being out there far more advanced in technology and science. They created you, and they also created us. Although our technology is far more advanced than yours is. But worry not, we will be teaching your race in due time.


Oh please, give me a break.
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You IDIOT.....Go and fuck off to another forum.
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Re: I'm an alien from the planet kralixandom .
I would think any alien species capable of interstellar travel could figure out a way to re-direct an asteroid so it wouldn't hit their planet.
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01/26/2010 09:56 AM
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Re: I'm an alien from the planet kralixandom .
OP, like talking to yourself much? Busted!
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Re: I'm an alien from the planet kralixandom .
:Barney:
"I am searching for the bones of your father but cannot distinguish them from those of a slave." Diogenes

"Some have little power to do good, and have likewise little strength to resist evil" (Samuel Johnson).



"The basic difference between an ordinary man and a warrior is that a warrior takes everything as a challenge, while an ordinary man takes everything as a blessing or as a curse."--Don Juan
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Re: I'm an alien from the planet kralixandom .
You IDIOT.....Go and fuck off to another forum.
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Why if I can laugh hard at ignorants like you?

Are you sure I'm the idiot here? Uhmm...
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Re: I'm an alien from the planet kralixandom .
I would think any alien species capable of interstellar travel could figure out a way to re-direct an asteroid so it wouldn't hit their planet.
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But guess what, OP just invented the story 2 minutes before posting, he didn't think about that.
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01/26/2010 09:58 AM
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Re: I'm an alien from the planet kralixandom .
It has already been set up, your governments have known of our transition for about 30 years now. Over the next year or so they will begin to get your minds and souls ready to meet us. There are already about 10,000 of us here . We arrived in the year 1978 , to begin to set up our transition. And it is almost time , it is going to be a very exciting time. Both for you , and us.
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Re: I'm an alien from the planet kralixandom .
It has already been set up, your governments have known of our transition for about 30 years now. Over the next year or so they will begin to get your minds and souls ready to meet us. There are already about 10,000 of us here . We arrived in the year 1978 , to begin to set up our transition. And it is almost time , it is going to be a very exciting time. Both for you , and us.
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Please, provide the evidence.

Thanks.
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01/26/2010 10:01 AM
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Re: I'm an alien from the planet kralixandom .
If we don't get flooded or destroyed by fire or Nibiru or Apothis or go into 5D you may have a chance.

For my part, I freely give you my place in exchange for a ticket on one of your interstellar ships for me and my children. You really don't know what you are going into if you relocate here but I want to leave before aliens take over.

Does anyone have a place for 1-2 adults and 3 children on your ships?
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01/26/2010 10:02 AM
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Re: I'm an alien from the planet kralixandom .
Please, provide the evidence.

Thanks.
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In time , my friend. The evidence will be given to you. They are working out a scenario to "break the news" to human.
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01/26/2010 10:03 AM
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Re: I'm an alien from the planet kralixandom .
Please, provide the evidence.

Thanks.

In time , my friend. The evidence will be given to you. They are working out a scenario to "break the news" to human.
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Sure... sure.
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01/26/2010 10:04 AM
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Re: I'm an alien from the planet kralixandom .
You IDIOT.....Go and fuck off to another forum.


Why if I can laugh hard at ignorants like you?

Are you sure I'm the idiot here? Uhmm...
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Relax....I was replying to the OP, your replay was just at the end of the quote. Sorry for the confusion.
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01/26/2010 10:17 AM
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Re: I'm an alien from the planet kralixandom .
We are coming to your planet in your year of 2011. We look similar to humans. Some of us, are already here. Our home planet of kralixandom is known to be in the path of a very large asteroid, that will cause an end to our race. Therefore A select few will be sent to planet earth. Around about 1 Millon of us will live and breath amongst you. For continuity of our race we must .
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Wrong Planet.. Just wait for the incoming 90 degrees geographic poleshift!
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01/26/2010 10:22 AM
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Re: I'm an alien from the planet kralixandom .
Wrong Planet.. Just wait for the incoming 90 degrees geographic poleshift!
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That is going to be a non-event. It has been discussed because they are stalling on breaking the news about us.
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01/26/2010 10:30 AM
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Re: I'm an alien from the planet kralixandom .
OP, if you expect to get on welfare, and free Obummercare for illegal aliens, food stamps, low-rent housing, etc,, then we don't want you. You'll have to get in line behind the Mexicans and Haitians. Plus you probably have a ton of icky space germs and viruses. Go somewhere else. I hear Mars is inhabitable, and way less crowded.
Aside from the small band of Forteans scattered around the world, nobody seems to notice all aspects of this phantasmagoria.(John A. Keel)
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Re: I'm an alien from the planet kralixandom .
We are coming to your planet in your year of 2011. We look similar to humans. Some of us, are already here. Our home planet of kralixandom is known to be in the path of a very large asteroid, that will cause an end to our race. Therefore A select few will be sent to planet earth. Around about 1 Millon of us will live and breath amongst you. For continuity of our race we must .
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You can have Palestine, don't forget to bring your bullet proof vests.
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Re: I'm an alien from the planet kralixandom .
is there going to be open contact or will we see mass decloakings of races of aliens like the pleadians, nordics, syrians or the GFL ashtar command & the annunaki what year are we expected to see the nephilum & is it true alien races are planning to take billions to other earth like planets & are we weeks or months away
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Re: I'm an alien from the planet kralixandom .
So when are you going to give us the skinny on your mating habits?

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