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I'm an alien from the planet kralixandom .

 
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Re: I'm an alien from the planet kralixandom .
So when are you going to give us the skinny on your mating habits?
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Re: I'm an alien from the planet kralixandom .
We are coming to your planet in your year of 2011. We look similar to humans. Some of us, are already here. Our home planet of kralixandom is known to be in the path of a very large asteroid, that will cause an end to our race. Therefore A select few will be sent to planet earth. Around about 1 Millon of us will live and breath amongst you. For continuity of our race we must .
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Man, you're in big trouble then. They will kill you and eat your body.
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01/26/2010 10:39 AM
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Re: I'm an alien from the planet kralixandom .
So when are you going to give us the skinny on your mating habits?

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I will feed whatever mythical beasts of my own choosing thank you.
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01/26/2010 10:42 AM
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Re: I'm an alien from the planet kralixandom .
op where'd you go
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01/26/2010 10:48 AM
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Re: I'm an alien from the planet kralixandom .
tell us about you planet is there sexy bitches is there money is there & what do you mothafukas look like
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01/26/2010 10:51 AM
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Re: I'm an alien from the planet kralixandom .
OP, can we call you Kralix or Kerplixik? If your people have known since before 1978 that an asteroid was heading toward your planet, you've had a lot of time to figure out a way to change it's trajectory. Care to explain that hole in your story? Also, do you realize how unlikely it is that an alien race would speak 21st century English?
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01/26/2010 10:51 AM
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Re: I'm an alien from the planet kralixandom .
Please, provide the evidence.

Thanks.

In time , my friend. The evidence will be given to you. They are working out a scenario to "break the news" to human.
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Come on, there must be some harmless clue you can give us, which will make your story credible. Why on earth would you even then post this thread? If it will all be revealed in time, why didn't you wait until then?

Is your english accent btw. british, american, south african, irish, or perhaps something else? We've been separated for thousands of years, so there must be some differencies.

Btw, in the days when we were "created", there was hardly anybody on earth speaking something which could be recognisable as an ancestor of the english language. How did it happen that your civilization picked up exactly THAT language? Do you also have other languages?

But once again, one tiny hint please, which makes your story credible?
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01/26/2010 06:25 PM
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Re: I'm an alien from the planet kralixandom .
kralixandom,got this from my doctor,take one tad at night and the shit flows after first hot dirnk next day,i lost over 10 stone in a month,but it cost alot on the paper and the smell was somthing else.
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Re: I'm an alien from the planet kralixandom .
bump5a
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Re: I'm an alien from the planet kralixandom .
We are coming to your planet in your year of 2011. We look similar to humans. Some of us, are already here. Our home planet of kralixandom is known to be in the path of a very large asteroid, that will cause an end to our race. Therefore A select few will be sent to planet earth. Around about 1 Millon of us will live and breath amongst you. For continuity of our race we must .
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You are welcome my rooster friends.
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Re: I'm an alien from the planet kralixandom .
We are coming to your planet in your year of 2011. We look similar to humans. Some of us, are already here. Our home planet of kralixandom is known to be in the path of a very large asteroid, that will cause an end to our race. Therefore A select few will be sent to planet earth. Around about 1 Millon of us will live and breath amongst you. For continuity of our race we must .
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you, are a fucking idiot

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