SINCE YOU NEED PROOF OF E.T. - IM WAITING IN THE BUSHES WITH A B.B. GUN AND A COORS 12 PACK

Im going out on a limb for you guys tonight. I covered myself with mud and charcoal dust and im going to hide in the bushes behind my shed.

I got a 12 pack of Coors and a Sheridan pellet gun. I pumped it 8 times and my shot will fly true. All I need is on clean shot between the little bastards eyes and im pretty sure I can stun him then bring him inside and lock him in my freezer.

Of course first dibs will go to the US Government and if they can meet my number ill forget the whole thing and be drinking boat drinks in the Bahamas in the A.M. If they try and haggle and dick me around then I guess ill put the little fucker on webcam in the GLP Chatroom while I waterboard him.

Im heading out to my location designator now, night vision activated, on post and on mission.

Last Edited by CaptainZero on 01/26/2010 07:01 PM