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MY NAME IS CAPTAIN ZERO AND IM ON A MISSION FROM GOD.

 
CaptainZero
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MY NAME IS CAPTAIN ZERO AND IM ON A MISSION FROM GOD.
That's all it took, me saying that one short sentence to a customer and they shit canned my ass.

Apparently, Gurranteed Overnight Delivery did not appreciate the whimsical manner in which I handed customers their invoice.

They also took umbrage with me referring to myself as 'Captain Zero' on the the trucks CB and in staff meetings. When the corporate board members were present. Including the CEO.

Tight Asses.
Have a heapin helpin of hospitality!
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01/26/2010 08:18 PM
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Re: MY NAME IS CAPTAIN ZERO AND IM ON A MISSION FROM GOD.
if someone gave my delivery to me saying they were captain zero on a mission from god. You could even say devil for all I care, I'd laugh my butt off. I wouldn't get all pissy about it
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01/26/2010 08:21 PM
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Re: MY NAME IS CAPTAIN ZERO AND IM ON A MISSION FROM GOD.



Who the hell are you?


We came to wreck everything, and ruin your life. God sent us.
Tat Tvam Asi
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01/26/2010 08:22 PM
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Re: MY NAME IS CAPTAIN ZERO AND IM ON A MISSION FROM GOD.
...were you wearing the cape or not?
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01/26/2010 08:23 PM
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Re: MY NAME IS CAPTAIN ZERO AND IM ON A MISSION FROM GOD.
Nope,

My G.O.D.

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01/26/2010 08:25 PM
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This explains a LOT.
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01/26/2010 08:26 PM
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Re: MY NAME IS CAPTAIN ZERO AND IM ON A MISSION FROM GOD.
Nope,

My G.O.D.

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..please tell me your uniform is NOT a onesie...
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01/26/2010 08:34 PM
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Re: MY NAME IS CAPTAIN ZERO AND IM ON A MISSION FROM GOD.
Maybe they were looking for a reason to fire you because you're a lousy worker.
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01/26/2010 08:36 PM
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Re: MY NAME IS CAPTAIN ZERO AND IM ON A MISSION FROM GOD.
Jokes on GLP fly over peoples heads like the Space Shuttle leaving the launch pad.
Have a heapin helpin of hospitality!
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01/26/2010 08:38 PM
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Re: MY NAME IS CAPTAIN ZERO AND IM ON A MISSION FROM GOD.
Do you know the Penguin?
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01/26/2010 08:39 PM
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Re: MY NAME IS CAPTAIN ZERO AND IM ON A MISSION FROM GOD.
That's all it took, me saying that one short sentence to a customer and they shit canned my ass.

Apparently, Gurranteed Overnight Delivery did not appreciate the whimsical manner in which I handed customers their invoice.

They also took umbrage with me referring to myself as 'Captain Zero' on the the trucks CB and in staff meetings. When the corporate board members were present. Including the CEO.

Tight Asses.
 Quoting: CaptainZero

I Hear You Load And Clear Captain !!!!!
Sorry they didn't appreciate your humor...
"Sometimes the object of the Journey may not be the end, but the Journey itself"


:2013:
Email:
Cyndexia@Live.com :)
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Re: MY NAME IS CAPTAIN ZERO AND IM ON A MISSION FROM GOD.
Jokes on GLP fly over peoples heads like the Space Shuttle leaving the launch pad.
 Quoting: CaptainZero



...oh, like a fuckin' fighter jet, man...

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