My Name is Captain Zero And im on a Mission From God.

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CaptainZero Offer Upgrade User ID: 874856 United States 01/26/2010 07:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	MY NAME IS CAPTAIN ZERO AND IM ON A MISSION FROM GOD. That's all it took, me saying that one short sentence to a customer and they shit canned my ass. Apparently, Gurranteed Overnight Delivery did not appreciate the whimsical manner in which I handed customers their invoice. They also took umbrage with me referring to myself as 'Captain Zero' on the the trucks CB and in staff meetings. When the corporate board members were present. Including the CEO. Tight Asses. Have a heapin helpin of hospitality!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 758025 United States 01/26/2010 08:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: MY NAME IS CAPTAIN ZERO AND IM ON A MISSION FROM GOD. if someone gave my delivery to me saying they were captain zero on a mission from god. You could even say devil for all I care, I'd laugh my butt off. I wouldn't get all pissy about it
Kaosofik User ID: 874867 United States 01/26/2010 08:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: MY NAME IS CAPTAIN ZERO AND IM ON A MISSION FROM GOD. Who the hell are you? We came to wreck everything, and ruin your life. God sent us. Tat Tvam Asi
Anonymous Coward User ID: 830728 United States 01/26/2010 08:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: MY NAME IS CAPTAIN ZERO AND IM ON A MISSION FROM GOD. ...were you wearing the cape or not?

CaptainZero (OP) User ID: 874856 United States 01/26/2010 08:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: MY NAME IS CAPTAIN ZERO AND IM ON A MISSION FROM GOD. Nope, My G.O.D. Guaranteed Overnight Delivery Uniform Have a heapin helpin of hospitality!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 855814 United States 01/26/2010 08:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: MY NAME IS CAPTAIN ZERO AND IM ON A MISSION FROM GOD. This explains a LOT.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 830728 United States 01/26/2010 08:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: MY NAME IS CAPTAIN ZERO AND IM ON A MISSION FROM GOD. Nope, My G.O.D. Guaranteed Overnight Delivery Uniform Quoting: CaptainZero ..please tell me your uniform is NOT a onesie...

Anonymous Coward User ID: 862192 United States 01/26/2010 08:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: MY NAME IS CAPTAIN ZERO AND IM ON A MISSION FROM GOD. Maybe they were looking for a reason to fire you because you're a lousy worker.
CaptainZero (OP) User ID: 874856 United States 01/26/2010 08:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: MY NAME IS CAPTAIN ZERO AND IM ON A MISSION FROM GOD. Jokes on GLP fly over peoples heads like the Space Shuttle leaving the launch pad. Have a heapin helpin of hospitality!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 874259 United States 01/26/2010 08:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: MY NAME IS CAPTAIN ZERO AND IM ON A MISSION FROM GOD. Do you know the Penguin?

Cyndexia User ID: 733824 United States 01/26/2010 08:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: MY NAME IS CAPTAIN ZERO AND IM ON A MISSION FROM GOD. That's all it took, me saying that one short sentence to a customer and they shit canned my ass. Apparently, Gurranteed Overnight Delivery did not appreciate the whimsical manner in which I handed customers their invoice. They also took umbrage with me referring to myself as 'Captain Zero' on the the trucks CB and in staff meetings. When the corporate board members were present. Including the CEO. Tight Asses. Quoting: CaptainZero I Hear You Load And Clear Captain !!!!! Sorry they didn't appreciate your humor... "Sometimes the object of the Journey may not be the end, but the Journey itself" :2013: Email: Cyndexia@Live.com :)
Anonymous Coward User ID: 830728 United States 01/26/2010 08:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: MY NAME IS CAPTAIN ZERO AND IM ON A MISSION FROM GOD. Jokes on GLP fly over peoples heads like the Space Shuttle leaving the launch pad. Quoting: CaptainZero ...oh, like a fuckin' fighter jet, man... *SHOOM*
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