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I Can Channel Your Inner Alien?

 
RUDY
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01/27/2010 03:19 PM
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Ey can you channel my inner alien I would appreciate it!
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01/27/2010 03:20 PM
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Dear 821722, do you believe in reincarnation and that soul always is, was, and has been?
I Also sense a pet near you? is that correct?


Yes...and YES. Ok, you've got my attenton once again - considering I'm at work and there IS a pet near me. Please tell me more.

Dear 821722, I sense your inner alien is somehow preoccupied with this pet which is clouding the channel.
Do you like the owner/s of this pet or are you perhaps in Any sort of "relationship" with them or want to be?


No...not a fan of the pet or the owner too much. The owner is a co-worker and is not a horrible person, but is defintely not on my "admirable people" watchlist. And the pet has the EXACT same personality as the owner....so, I'd actually like to be out of that relationship (both dog and owner). Well, both pet and owner will be leaving for the day in about an hour. :)

So the pet is clouding the channel? No surprise....
 Quoting: Pet Stains 821722

That's is good to here, I will relay that to your inner alien. Your inner alien is clearly trying to protect you in some way from forming a bond with this owner.
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01/27/2010 03:22 PM
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Tlaloc

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01/27/2010 03:25 PM
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if you tell me the name of mine... then i'll believe you =)

Thank you 797772 for you willingness to post. I sense yours translates to a number, anything else will be just a guess


whoa! ok... i'm listening...

Dear Tlaloc, your inner alien( a guide of sorts) has clearly indicated to me "they" (as its a plural entitity type inner alien) only want you and only you to channel them. They have expressed this wish and I feel it necessary not to push this further even if you give me consent. I Hope you will understand. Maybe you can fisrt clear it up with them. Allow yourself to be more open to hear their inner voice and their reason for this.


what's so very interesting about this is that... it's true. can you at least ask them how i can open myself more to their message. i know they're trying to tell me something.

Dear Tlaloc, I will try once more but are you involved in the military or combat of sorts?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 875564



not at all =)
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01/27/2010 03:27 PM
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Ey can you channel my inner alien I would appreciate it!
 Quoting: RUDY 875662

Give me a moment please dear Rudy?
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01/27/2010 03:28 PM
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this is just cold reading, isn't it?

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Tlaloc

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if you tell me the name of mine... then i'll believe you =)

Thank you 797772 for you willingness to post. I sense yours translates to a number, anything else will be just a guess


whoa! ok... i'm listening...

Dear Tlaloc, your inner alien( a guide of sorts) has clearly indicated to me "they" (as its a plural entitity type inner alien) only want you and only you to channel them. They have expressed this wish and I feel it necessary not to push this further even if you give me consent. I Hope you will understand. Maybe you can fisrt clear it up with them. Allow yourself to be more open to hear their inner voice and their reason for this.


what's so very interesting about this is that... it's true. can you at least ask them how i can open myself more to their message. i know they're trying to tell me something.

Dear Tlaloc, I will try once more but are you involved in the military or combat of sorts?



not at all =)
 Quoting: Tlaloc



i know you're busy, and i thank your disposition, but also... what made you think it was in the military?
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if you tell me the name of mine... then i'll believe you =)

Thank you 797772 for you willingness to post. I sense yours translates to a number, anything else will be just a guess


whoa! ok... i'm listening...

Dear Tlaloc, your inner alien( a guide of sorts) has clearly indicated to me "they" (as its a plural entitity type inner alien) only want you and only you to channel them. They have expressed this wish and I feel it necessary not to push this further even if you give me consent. I Hope you will understand. Maybe you can fisrt clear it up with them. Allow yourself to be more open to hear their inner voice and their reason for this.


what's so very interesting about this is that... it's true. can you at least ask them how i can open myself more to their message. i know they're trying to tell me something.

Dear Tlaloc, I will try once more but are you involved in the military or combat of sorts?



not at all =)
 Quoting: Tlaloc

OK great, I'm openig myself up now and connecting. Please give me about 5 minutes, they are very apprehensive towards me, not sure why.
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01/27/2010 03:31 PM
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Dear 821722, do you believe in reincarnation and that soul always is, was, and has been?
I Also sense a pet near you? is that correct?


Yes...and YES. Ok, you've got my attenton once again - considering I'm at work and there IS a pet near me. Please tell me more.

Dear 821722, I sense your inner alien is somehow preoccupied with this pet which is clouding the channel.
Do you like the owner/s of this pet or are you perhaps in Any sort of "relationship" with them or want to be?


No...not a fan of the pet or the owner too much. The owner is a co-worker and is not a horrible person, but is defintely not on my "admirable people" watchlist. And the pet has the EXACT same personality as the owner....so, I'd actually like to be out of that relationship (both dog and owner). Well, both pet and owner will be leaving for the day in about an hour. :)

So the pet is clouding the channel? No surprise....

That's is good to here, I will relay that to your inner alien. Your inner alien is clearly trying to protect you in some way from forming a bond with this owner.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 875564


When you say inner alien, do you mean the soul? Or do you literally mean E.T.? i'm assuming it's the latter.

It's also weird that you mention that I am being led away from forming a bond with this person. I have worked with or right next to this person for 10 years! I have never allowed myself to become close to this person. Constantly in a state of discontent or some other ugly, outwardly projected attitude. I feel that this person has actually really screwed up who I am as a person!! I think just from the "proximity effect" of being near this toxic person for sooooo long. I feel I have allowed myself to be changed for the worse but have no choice as this is a sweet job and I have nowhere else to go to work.

Looking forward to your response....
Tlaloc

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if you tell me the name of mine... then i'll believe you =)

Thank you 797772 for you willingness to post. I sense yours translates to a number, anything else will be just a guess


whoa! ok... i'm listening...

Dear Tlaloc, your inner alien( a guide of sorts) has clearly indicated to me "they" (as its a plural entitity type inner alien) only want you and only you to channel them. They have expressed this wish and I feel it necessary not to push this further even if you give me consent. I Hope you will understand. Maybe you can fisrt clear it up with them. Allow yourself to be more open to hear their inner voice and their reason for this.


what's so very interesting about this is that... it's true. can you at least ask them how i can open myself more to their message. i know they're trying to tell me something.

Dear Tlaloc, I will try once more but are you involved in the military or combat of sorts?



not at all =)

OK great, I'm openig myself up now and connecting. Please give me about 5 minutes, they are very apprehensive towards me, not sure why.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 875564



one thousand and one thanks
Pet Stains
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01/27/2010 03:36 PM
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Dear 821722, do you believe in reincarnation and that soul always is, was, and has been?
I Also sense a pet near you? is that correct?


Yes...and YES. Ok, you've got my attenton once again - considering I'm at work and there IS a pet near me. Please tell me more.

Dear 821722, I sense your inner alien is somehow preoccupied with this pet which is clouding the channel.
Do you like the owner/s of this pet or are you perhaps in Any sort of "relationship" with them or want to be?


No...not a fan of the pet or the owner too much. The owner is a co-worker and is not a horrible person, but is defintely not on my "admirable people" watchlist. And the pet has the EXACT same personality as the owner....so, I'd actually like to be out of that relationship (both dog and owner). Well, both pet and owner will be leaving for the day in about an hour. :)

So the pet is clouding the channel? No surprise....

That's is good to here, I will relay that to your inner alien. Your inner alien is clearly trying to protect you in some way from forming a bond with this owner.


When you say inner alien, do you mean the soul? Or do you literally mean E.T.? i'm assuming it's the latter.

It's also weird that you mention that I am being led away from forming a bond with this person. I have worked with or right next to this person for 10 years! I have never allowed myself to become close to this person. Constantly in a state of discontent or some other ugly, outwardly projected attitude. I feel that this person has actually really screwed up who I am as a person!! I think just from the "proximity effect" of being near this toxic person for sooooo long. I feel I have allowed myself to be changed for the worse but have no choice as this is a sweet job and I have nowhere else to go to work.

Looking forward to your response....
 Quoting: Pet Stains 821722


FWIW...I'm not concerned about this person, just thought I'd share the coincidence. I am more concerned about what my inner alien says.. And what does the tingling left toe mean exactly?
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01/27/2010 03:36 PM
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if you tell me the name of mine... then i'll believe you =)

Thank you 797772 for you willingness to post. I sense yours translates to a number, anything else will be just a guess


whoa! ok... i'm listening...

Dear Tlaloc, your inner alien( a guide of sorts) has clearly indicated to me "they" (as its a plural entitity type inner alien) only want you and only you to channel them. They have expressed this wish and I feel it necessary not to push this further even if you give me consent. I Hope you will understand. Maybe you can fisrt clear it up with them. Allow yourself to be more open to hear their inner voice and their reason for this.


what's so very interesting about this is that... it's true. can you at least ask them how i can open myself more to their message. i know they're trying to tell me something.

Dear Tlaloc, I will try once more but are you involved in the military or combat of sorts?



not at all =)



i know you're busy, and i thank your disposition, but also... what made you think it was in the military?
 Quoting: Tlaloc

No problem, I want and need to help to gain more practice.
I Just sensed some physical combat of sorts, maybe even martial arts. It could be because of them defending their sole channeling mandate over you, that I sensed interpreted it like this.
Tlaloc

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01/27/2010 03:39 PM
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if you tell me the name of mine... then i'll believe you =)

Thank you 797772 for you willingness to post. I sense yours translates to a number, anything else will be just a guess


whoa! ok... i'm listening...

Dear Tlaloc, your inner alien( a guide of sorts) has clearly indicated to me "they" (as its a plural entitity type inner alien) only want you and only you to channel them. They have expressed this wish and I feel it necessary not to push this further even if you give me consent. I Hope you will understand. Maybe you can fisrt clear it up with them. Allow yourself to be more open to hear their inner voice and their reason for this.


what's so very interesting about this is that... it's true. can you at least ask them how i can open myself more to their message. i know they're trying to tell me something.

Dear Tlaloc, I will try once more but are you involved in the military or combat of sorts?



not at all =)



i know you're busy, and i thank your disposition, but also... what made you think it was in the military?

No problem, I want and need to help to gain more practice.
I Just sensed some physical combat of sorts, maybe even martial arts. It could be because of them defending their sole channeling mandate over you, that I sensed interpreted it like this.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 875564


very, very interesting.

well, when you try once again do let me know what you sense. believe me, i sense an urgency to know. any help/assistance will be greatly appreciated.
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01/27/2010 03:48 PM
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Ey can you channel my inner alien I would appreciate it!
 Quoting: RUDY 875662

Dear Rudy, I haven't forgotten about you. I'm just waiting for the correct channel as I cant force/invade it. There has to be a clear invitation.
Does your left toes tingle at the moment?
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01/27/2010 03:51 PM
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what do you mean by inner alien? Channeling?
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Ey can you channel my inner alien I would appreciate it!
 Quoting: RUDY 875662

Ok dear Rudy, this one is difficult. I'm sensing and getting an image of fish in an aquarium and also of water or rather wetness.
Can you relate to this in anyway? is there an aquarium near you or even a pond/river. Or am I totally on the wrong channel with you?
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01/27/2010 04:21 PM
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You arent channeling at all. You are eavesdropping however you have no real ability to comprehend the language and that is why you always get it wrong. You are not Me so you will NEVER successfully read my mind.
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01/27/2010 04:24 PM
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I'm still trying Tlaloc
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You arent channeling at all. You are eavesdropping however you have no real ability to comprehend the language and that is why you always get it wrong. You are not Me so you will NEVER successfully read my mind.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 819444

I Respect your opinion and I do not want or even attempt to read anyone's mind.
Tlaloc

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I'm still trying Tlaloc
 Quoting: InnerAlienWhisperer


thanks!
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01/27/2010 04:32 PM
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what can you tell me about my inner alien??
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What's channeling?
Pet Stains
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Don't forget me either OP!
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Sure, go ahead and channel my inner alien.
Curiosity killed the coward
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Don't forget me either OP!
 Quoting: Pet Stains 821722

I Wont, the channel is still open, just waiting for more input
hf
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what can you tell me about my inner alien??
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 874786

Thank you for your interest.
If you read this word "kemptonos" do you feel a tingling in your toes of your left foot?
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what can you tell me about my inner alien??

Thank you for your interest.
If you read this word "kemptonos" do you feel a tingling in your toes of your left foot?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 875564


yes
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Sure, go ahead and channel my inner alien.
 Quoting: Curious Coward

Thank you, if you read this word "kemptonos" do you feel a tingling in your toes of your left foot?
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any luck?
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Don't forget me either OP!
 Quoting: Pet Stains 821722

Dear 821722, I'm getting an image of a stock market type setup. Can you relate to this. Sorry that this is taking so long