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My wife just told me that aliens had sex with monkeys...

 
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My wife just told me that aliens had sex with monkeys...
That's where RH blood designations came from...RH- means alien hybrid f'd a monkey. So what does RH+ mean? I love my wife but REALLY? HELP!
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Re: My wife just told me that aliens had sex with monkeys...
Your wife just told me I make her cum good
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Re: My wife just told me that aliens had sex with monkeys...
Your wife just told me I make her cum good
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Great grammar douchebag, she'd probably not do you based on your IQ.

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Re: My wife just told me that aliens had sex with monkeys...
Rh stands for rhesus factor. Rhesus monkeys have this factor in their blood.
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Re: My wife just told me that aliens had sex with monkeys...
First pre-human forms were a ET and orangutan DNA experiment !!
I can't tell if sex was involved !!??
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Re: My wife just told me that aliens had sex with monkeys...
Why would an alien fuck a monkey? Only date he could get? lol
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Re: My wife just told me that aliens had sex with monkeys...
Start swinging from a rope, if she wants sex then you may have a problem.
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Re: My wife just told me that aliens had sex with monkeys...
....poor monkeys.
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Re: My wife just told me that aliens had sex with monkeys...
My theory is that Eve(created in God's image) procreated with serpent/satan (forbidden fruit) and we are living the duality of that choice. Don't know where monkeys fit in.
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Re: My wife just told me that aliens had sex with monkeys...
Why would a Wookiee, an eight-foot tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of two-foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.
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It really is!

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Re: My wife just told me that aliens had sex with monkeys...
This is where the story of Sasquatch and the real origination of humans comes in.

I came across information somewhere that said the aliens used the DNA from Sasquatch and their own DNA and mixed them both together to create the first humans in a test-tube, laboratory type setup.

Quite possibly this is part of the real reason why the existence of Sasquatch has been suppressed so much.

As it has the potential to create alot of havoc going directly against and flying in the face of so many religious theories that most people espouse to.

Last Edited by Lord.Kayle on 01/30/2010 02:01 AM
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Re: My wife just told me that aliens had sex with monkeys...
Maybe she thinks she is the alien and you ....


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Re: My wife just told me that aliens had sex with monkeys...
Dear OP, sorry, your wife is slightly retarded. Leave her immediately. You're better than this..........
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Re: My wife just told me that aliens had sex with monkeys...
whatever you do keep her away from the zoo
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Re: My wife just told me that aliens had sex with monkeys...
Well, NO they did not have sex with the extant lifeforms on the planet when they were developing a species based on a hybrid of their DNA and that of certain species that were already here.

What they did was some basic genetic engineering, combining their genes with the genes of 5 or 6 species of monkeys living on Earth at the time.

This was the origin of the Human race, and also the origin of the assorted ethnic groups.

Or so goes that one theory, which makes a certain amount of sense, as well as explaining the RH factor in blood.
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Re: My wife just told me that aliens had sex with monkeys...
Well, NO they did not have sex with the extant lifeforms on the planet when they were developing a species based on a hybrid of their DNA and that of certain species that were already here.

What they did was some basic genetic engineering, combining their genes with the genes of 5 or 6 species of monkeys living on Earth at the time.

This was the origin of the Human race, and also the origin of the assorted ethnic groups.

Or so goes that one theory, which makes a certain amount of sense, as well as explaining the RH factor in blood.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 718510


Yep,

That fits very closely to what I was saying earlier that I had come across.
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