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I can understand Lesbians...but I don't understand Gay guys.

 
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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01/31/2010 05:39 PM
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Seriously, how can gay men turn down the temptation of a beautiful face of a woman with her long hair tickling your face...while watching her jugs bounce up and down while moaning? Especially two at the same time?? It make no sense to me. I love women and everything about them. I love pleasuring a woman and making her happy. How is it that gay men do not think pleasuring women is awesome??


I feel gross after reading this.



I'll tell you why. You are either A) a prude. B) Uncomfortable with you appearance or body C) a lesbian or D) going through menopause

Men and women were designed to be attracted to each other. Our bodies were designed to be beautiful. The reason overweight people are ashamed/embarrassed is because they know that over eating and not exercising is unnatural. If you can't take pride in yourself, you can't take pride in somebody else.


No no. You have me all wrong, my friend. Your post was just creepy.
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Oh yea? Prove it. How old are you and what country/state do you live in?
Anonymous Coward
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01/31/2010 05:42 PM
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Re: I can understand Lesbians...but I don't understand Gay guys.
Are there any sensual women in here at all?
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Pretty much all women who post here are erotic, and sensual.

But, they have to be careful, gnomesayin'?
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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01/31/2010 05:44 PM
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Are there any sensual women in here at all?


Pretty much all women who post here are erotic, and sensual.

But, they have to be careful, gnomesayin'?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 877995


what do you mean by careful??
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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01/31/2010 05:47 PM
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Re: I can understand Lesbians...but I don't understand Gay guys.
Another thing I can't understand is that I'm in my mid-20's and I find "Cougars" more irresistible than hot 18 year olds now. I don't get it!
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01/31/2010 06:08 PM
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LOL...no straight white 'dude' uses the phrase 'utterly appalling'. 100% baiter.

I assure you that I am 100% straight and am not baiting. I've almost puked all over myself while catching a glimpse of 2 fags making out. It just seemed really unnatural.
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For someone who is 100% strait you sure are interested in the particulars of gay activity. Live and let live that's what I say. It is common knowledge that homophobic people are the most likely people to be really gay and really repressed. Good luck with that OP. I hope you one day learn to realise your prejudices are based on being a slaved ignorant mind.
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01/31/2010 06:13 PM
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Are there any sensual women in here at all?


Pretty much all women who post here are erotic, and sensual.

But, they have to be careful, gnomesayin'?


what do you mean by careful??
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 852973


Women who post at GLP, are, generally, beautiful, and HOT.

They must be careful, as they would be in real life!
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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01/31/2010 06:20 PM
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LOL...no straight white 'dude' uses the phrase 'utterly appalling'. 100% baiter.

I assure you that I am 100% straight and am not baiting. I've almost puked all over myself while catching a glimpse of 2 fags making out. It just seemed really unnatural.


For someone who is 100% strait you sure are interested in the particulars of gay activity. Live and let live that's what I say. It is common knowledge that homophobic people are the most likely people to be really gay and really repressed. Good luck with that OP. I hope you one day learn to realise your prejudices are based on being a slaved ignorant mind.
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Fair enough. I'll live and let live, but you homo's need to stop trying to turn straight men. It's common knowledge that Gay men admit that they love the challenge of trying to pick up a straight man. THAT'S the problem I have with your filthy and disgusting lifestyle. I'm the type of person to tell your kind what I think when I find myself in those situations.
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01/31/2010 07:16 PM
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Gay men are attracted to other men like straight men are attracted to women. For them, it isn't gross.

Anyway, straight people have anal sex too.
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01/31/2010 07:16 PM
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Gay men are attracted to other men like straight men are attracted to women. For them, it isn't gross.

Anyway, straight people have anal sex too.
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01/31/2010 07:28 PM
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Double standards much? You can't have one without the other, it's how biology works. Stop being afraid of things, and simply say no thank you and be on your way. It's not like you're being raped by gay guys. In fact, I live in a town, and have lived in two towns now with large gay populations and I have never, I repeat never have been approached. And I'm good friends with gay men and women alike and frequent their favorite places to hang out. Absurd, either you're giving off some vibes that say approach me or you're simply just lying. Straight or gay, most people just don't get hit on all of the time.
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01/31/2010 07:31 PM
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It puts the wiener in the pooner, or it get the hose again!
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01/31/2010 07:39 PM
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Seriously, how can gay men turn down the temptation of a beautiful face of a woman with her long hair tickling your face...while watching her jugs bounce up and down while moaning? Especially two at the same time?? It make no sense to me. I love women and everything about them. I love pleasuring a woman and making her happy. How is it that gay men do not think pleasuring women is awesome??
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You fail the test of a first class mind.
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01/31/2010 07:55 PM
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parents beware cause indoctrination to the gay and lisbians lifestly always includes massive use of porn drugs and liquor . to relieve the awful discuss and guilt. til the person thinks they have accepted that lifestyly.. but deep down they are not better off, they are worse off, since they are misfits of society from then on, and guilt remains on subconcious levels ..
Anonymous Coward
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01/31/2010 08:24 PM
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So many bigots on this board!
Anonymous Coward
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01/31/2010 08:33 PM
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to understand gay guy's better you need to know that they're posessed by female demons
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01/31/2010 08:37 PM
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LOL...no straight white 'dude' uses the phrase 'utterly appalling'. 100% baiter.

I assure you that I am 100% straight and am not baiting. I've almost puked all over myself while catching a glimpse of 2 fags making out. It just seemed really unnatural.


For someone who is 100% strait you sure are interested in the particulars of gay activity. Live and let live that's what I say. It is common knowledge that homophobic people are the most likely people to be really gay and really repressed. Good luck with that OP. I hope you one day learn to realise your prejudices are based on being a slaved ignorant mind.



Fair enough. I'll live and let live, but you homo's need to stop trying to turn straight men. It's common knowledge that Gay men admit that they love the challenge of trying to pick up a straight man. THAT'S the problem I have with your filthy and disgusting lifestyle. I'm the type of person to tell your kind what I think when I find myself in those situations.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 852973



I know this may be hard to convey to a judgmental jerk like our OP and his supporters here, BUT - the correct thing to say when "hit upon" or propositioned by someone you do not find attractive or interesting enough to be taken seriously is: NO, THANK YOU. I'M NOT INTERESTED. And then walk away. No further explanation about your belief system, religious views, opinion of anal sex, etc., needs to be stated. Frankly no one cares! This world would be a MUCH better place if people would practice a little "live and let live" in terms of dealing with someone's sexuality.

WHY I should care or even form an opinion about who and how you fuck just doesn't make sense. You're an adult and can legally and ethically make your own choices. Just as I can.

IF a man is gay he's going to follow his sexual drives and urges just as you follow yours. His may lead to a high firm male ass, and yours may lead to a vagina. Viva la difference! The point here is learn to mind your own business, and worry less about what others are doing with their penis and worry perhaps a bit more about what you are doing with yours. Frankly your ramblings make it sound like you have a lot of free time on your hands which you spend worrying about the sexual habits of others vs having sex yourself! Maybe if you were able to be sexually active a bit more you wouldn't worry so much about who and how others are doing in bed!
Jaclyn

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01/31/2010 08:53 PM
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You're all gay
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I am in LOVE with a gay man ;(
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Help!
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02/27/2013 12:59 AM
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Yes, I love the thought of two girls laying around sucking clits....but two men playing weiner swords makes me ill!!! JUST GROTEEE to the MAXXX!!!!! whatever
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02/27/2013 01:32 AM
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I'm a straight white guy and I'm tired of gay dudes trying to hook up with me. What's the point of liking other guys? Lesbians are cool because 7/10 times they'll have a 3some with a straight man if they're attractive enough. It's utterly appalling to seen to men together though. Anyone else feel this way?
 Quoting: sickofit 852973


Let the gay dudes, do what they want. They want to take it up the ass, that's their business. I despise f-gs, but at the same time if they leave me alone, I don't give a damn what they do.
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What about T-girls that make most women look like dogs? I'd sooner fuck a hot honey with adick than a woman that looks like a man but qualifies as a woman because she has three usable holes and not two!
Agreed though, I could never touch a hairy, manly man...not ever.
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fecal bacteria knows no gender
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clappa
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02/27/2013 02:56 AM
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LOL...no straight white 'dude' uses the phrase 'utterly appalling'. 100% baiter.
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cruise
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02/27/2013 03:00 AM
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I understand gay guys because innies and outies.

lesbians? scissoring? *confused*
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02/27/2013 03:01 AM
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you're doing it wrong.

[link to www.sexinfo101.com]
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02/27/2013 11:23 AM
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Young women who lezz-up, are incredible!

It all revolves around anuses, surprisingly!
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WEMEN Cannot PUSH Chocolate Browny

butt<-EXIT- DO NOT ENTER-ONE WAY TRAFIC ONLY
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damned
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Mister_Worlwide

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Young women who lezz-up, are incredible!

It all revolves around anuses, surprisingly!



WEMEN Cannot PUSH Chocolate Browny

butt<-EXIT- DO NOT ENTER-ONE WAY TRAFIC ONLY
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Nice, naughty lezzers concentrate on the anus of their girlfriend, not her pussy!
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lmao
There's nothing like Miami's heat....
...Padre Island, TX does beat it!
Mister_Worlwide

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Re: I can understand Lesbians...but I don't understand Gay guys.
I'm a straight white guy and I'm tired of gay dudes trying to hook up with me. What's the point of liking other guys? Lesbians are cool because 7/10 times they'll have a 3some with a straight man if they're attractive enough. It's utterly appalling to seen to men together though. Anyone else feel this way?
 Quoting: sickofit 852973
I call BS. OP is hiding in the closet!
There's nothing like Miami's heat....
...Padre Island, TX does beat it!

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