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Lord Maitreya Shows Mercy Upon You, the Great Unwashed Rabble!

 
Low Priest
04/12/2005 04:16 PM
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Lord Maitreya Shows Mercy Upon You, the Great Unwashed Rabble!
As a sign of His Divine Mercy, the first ten posters to post to this thread will receive one of the following:

* Five hundred years in the Heaven or other Afterlife of their choice! Valhalla, the Happy Hunting Ground, The Elysian Fields -- you name it, and it´s YOURS!

* Complete Forgiveness for One Hundred Major Sins OR Five Hundred Minor Sins OR Any Combination of Sins Equalling One Thousand Years in Hell!

* A matched set of Genuine Leather-Like Travel Luggage, delivered to your door for only $19.99 (plus shipping). Offer void in the District of Columbia.

Post now, and claim your Divine Prize!

But wait -- THERE´S MORE!

The poster who posts the most original, sincere, and heartfelt Plea for Mercy will receive, pending credit approval, FREE HBO and CINEMAX for one year, or until Doomsday, whichever comes first!!!!

Don´t miss out! Post NOW!
Low Priest
12/08/2005 10:07 AM
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C´mon, gang, don´t leave me hanging here -- I´m new at this job, remember? Six months´ probation and all that?
flame
12/08/2005 10:07 AM
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I gotta go to work...will you save something for me??



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12/08/2005 10:07 AM
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I´ll take the travel luggage. Might need it in "hell" Ooops, that´s "worse" hell. On second thought, it´ll just melt. Drats! Don´t you have anything that can stand up to all that heat?
Low Priest
12/08/2005 10:07 AM
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Always, my dearest Flame...
Low Priest
12/08/2005 10:07 AM
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837 --

You´ve got a good point. I think the luggage is vinyl. Maybe I can get it swapped for a nice titanium briefcase? That way you could at least bring your ipod and maybe a Playstation.

I´ll run it past the cherubim and see who flaps their wings . . .
Arjuna
12/08/2005 10:07 AM
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You´re doing fine man.

I´m sorry.

Gotta rest, goodnight.
Anail
12/08/2005 10:07 AM
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Do I still qualify if I washed?
Low Priest
12/08/2005 10:07 AM
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No need to wash, Anail! Lord Maitreya is very much a ´come as you are´ sort of divinity.

But it never hurts. I like to iron a fresh robe and have clean socks before I enter the Holy Courts. I mean, all that smelly-prophet bit about eschewing deordorant is so third century, don´t you think?
SDA
12/08/2005 10:07 AM
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Heh punks, have respect. You WILL answer for the trash you are talking! end
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:07 AM
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Ohhh, how very generous of you. I wonder, could you maybe have it engraved for me? YHWH will do just fine.
Low Priest
12/08/2005 10:07 AM
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Sure, why not. Is that ´Yahweh´ with a C?

Look, don´t spread it around, but I can even toss in a Travel Scrabble game. Demons have lousy vocabularies -- mostly grunts and ´Suffer, mortal, suffer! -- but they´re compulsive gamblers, so you can probably use the game to set yourself up pretty well.
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12/08/2005 10:07 AM
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Actually, I´d like it monographed in Hebrew letters, but I can´t seem to find any on the net. Strange how "they" hide those letters so well.
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12/08/2005 10:07 AM
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I expect my biggest sin is to keep coming back to this forum.
Is there a chance of unforgivness. I´d like to be unforgiven so I can continue with this ever increasing circle of sin.
Heaven can wait. I have more important things to do than going to heaven.
For a start, I have some old scores to settle with you know who... (when I get to hell). That guy/Gal has a lot to answer for.
The first thing I am going to do when i get to hell is to Air condition the place. Then setup a Bingo night and then erect a big fence around all the Catholics (trouble with them is, no matter where they go, they act as if they own the place). But in order for me to get there in the first place, I need to be unforgiven of all my sins.
Now my plea is this....
Can Lord Maitreya unforgive me pleeeeeessssseeee?
october
12/08/2005 10:07 AM
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popcorn


lmao


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Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:07 AM
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6945 WROTE - Then setup a Bingo night and then erect a big fence around all the Catholics (trouble with them is, no matter where they go, they act as if they own the place). But in order for me to get there in the first place, I need to be unforgiven of all my sins.
Now my plea is this....
Can Lord Maitreya unforgive me pleeeeeessssseeee?

I really see no problem here. I too would like to see some damn air-conditioning in this place called hell. I´m sure lord maitreya can accommodate you. What do you think Priest?
Man
12/08/2005 10:07 AM
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a fictitious lord who knows not love is but another false hope and obfuscation of the truth that is within easy reach of all.


subjugation, they name is dogma
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:07 AM
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I was hoping for 72 virgins, or do I have to blow myself up for that?

12/08/2005 10:07 AM
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..↓ Skeptics in this forum
butttp ← your Lord ..




Keep this shit and MEGARAS will trace your IP and erase you with an F5 Tornado ...

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neti
12/08/2005 10:07 AM
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Man (10:33 pm),

There is someone who is living upon the planet today, whose spiritual name is Maitreya. He is not a dogmatist, as you would maintain, Man. Rather he is incarnate to teach the simple truth about mankind´s divinity - his spiritual origins. In that there is no usurpation of power, no subjugation of the people. He is a spiritual Master who has achieved self-mastery - a mastery over the personality, and has gained through this mastery, spiritual insight. I is a natural progression from the human condition which this person would show the way.



And it doesn´t come about via this gross materialism, and grabbing of the belongings of others, which our civilization and the Western nations, in particular, are demonstrating. Violence, either against man, against the animals or against the planet is not the way to an enlightened and sustainable future for any of us. Yet our culture and our laws demand it of us.

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