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IRS purchasing tactical shotguns so they can take your money!

 
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IRS purchasing tactical shotguns so they can take your money!
Remington 870's nice choice.

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The Internal Revenue Service (IRS) intends to purchase sixty Remington Model 870 Police RAMAC #24587 12 gauge pump-action shotguns for the Criminal Investigation Division. The Remington parkerized shotguns, with fourteen inch barrel, modified choke, Wilson Combat Ghost Ring rear sight and XS4 Contour Bead front sight, Knoxx Reduced Recoil Adjustable Stock, and Speedfeed ribbed black forend, are designated as the only shotguns authorized for IRS duty based on compatibility with IRS existing shotgun inventory, certified armorer and combat training and protocol, maintenance, and parts.

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Awe, my first pin thanks!
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Remington 870's nice choice.

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The Internal Revenue Service (IRS) intends to purchase sixty Remington Model 870 Police RAMAC #24587 12 gauge pump-action shotguns for the Criminal Investigation Division. The Remington parkerized shotguns, with fourteen inch barrel, modified choke, Wilson Combat Ghost Ring rear sight and XS4 Contour Bead front sight, Knoxx Reduced Recoil Adjustable Stock, and Speedfeed ribbed black forend, are designated as the only shotguns authorized for IRS duty based on compatibility with IRS existing shotgun inventory, certified armorer and combat training and protocol, maintenance, and parts.

Submit quotes including 11% Firearms and Ammunition Excise Tax (FAET) and shipping to Washington DC.
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It's for CID Mr Man.

Those guys carry sidearms as well.
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Re: IRS purchasing tactical shotguns so they can take your money!
Remington 870's nice choice.

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The Internal Revenue Service (IRS) intends to purchase sixty Remington Model 870 Police RAMAC #24587 12 gauge pump-action shotguns for the Criminal Investigation Division. The Remington parkerized shotguns, with fourteen inch barrel, modified choke, Wilson Combat Ghost Ring rear sight and XS4 Contour Bead front sight, Knoxx Reduced Recoil Adjustable Stock, and Speedfeed ribbed black forend, are designated as the only shotguns authorized for IRS duty based on compatibility with IRS existing shotgun inventory, certified armorer and combat training and protocol, maintenance, and parts.

Submit quotes including 11% Firearms and Ammunition Excise Tax (FAET) and shipping to Washington DC.

It's for CID Mr Man.

Those guys carry sidearms as well.
 Quoting: ScrumpTheTexan

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The wimps need black shotguns for the intimidation factor.
America, Idiocracy in the making. The nanny state wins and Darwin loses; survival of the dumbest and laziest is all but guaranteed.

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Damn those gubmint revenyooers!
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Awe, my first pin thanks!
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Congrats...you beat me posting this by 5 min

lol

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For I would not, brethren, that ye should be ignorant of this mystery, lest ye should be wise in your own conceits; that blindness in part is happened to Israel, until the fulness of the Gentiles be come in.
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the Revenuers MUST continue the revenue stream.
"Now be good little slaves and pay up, or we F you up"
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Does anyone on this site actually read, or just respond to headlines?

Doom Fail.
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BUT, just how do they work against a scoped rifle at 200 yards, when they have an effective range of 40 feet ???

And, in the hands of 'city boys' with NO military experience/NO GUTS ?
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Does anyone on this site actually read, or just respond to headlines?

Doom Fail.
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Are you refering to the fact that the IRS is buying shotguns with fourteen-inch barrels?

Anything less than 18 inches is illegal for us tax slaves.
For I would not, brethren, that ye should be ignorant of this mystery, lest ye should be wise in your own conceits; that blindness in part is happened to Israel, until the fulness of the Gentiles be come in.
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Awe, my first pin thanks!

Congrats...you beat me posting this by 5 min

lol
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Sorry dude, early bird and all that.
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Does anyone on this site actually read, or just respond to headlines?

Doom Fail.

Are you refering to the fact that the IRS is buying shotguns with fourteen-inch barrels?

Anything less than 18 inches is illegal for us tax slaves.
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So what? So they are going to take us over witha few shotguns? That shotgun will be so much more affective in an actual confrontation?

Who cares?
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Awe, my first pin thanks!

Congrats...you beat me posting this by 5 min

lol



Sorry dude, early bird and all that.
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There is a search function on this site!


1) Thread: Why is the IRS buying gus?
10:53am


2) Thread: IRS is buying 60 shotguns? WTF for?
11:26am


3) Thread: IRS Aquiring Shotguns
9:02am


4) Thread: IRS starts buying shotguns!
9:34am
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Does anyone on this site actually read, or just respond to headlines?

Doom Fail.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8398


No doom pal, It's just the way things are. No law on the books that actually state we need to pay income taxes, yet they have no problem kicking in your door and putting a shotgun in your face to take what's yours (theirs.)

If they ever get this health bill passed and you don't get ins. who's coming for you? Oh yeah the IRS.
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Awe, my first pin thanks!

Congrats...you beat me posting this by 5 min

lol



Sorry dude, early bird and all that.


There is a search function on this site!


1) Thread: Why is the IRS buying gus?
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2) Thread: IRS is buying 60 shotguns? WTF for?
11:26am


3) Thread: IRS Aquiring Shotguns
9:02am


4) Thread: IRS starts buying shotguns!
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I searched shotgun, nothing came up, so I posted. peace
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Bear hunting
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for the Criminal Investigation Division

They are criminals though?
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Re: IRS purchasing tactical shotguns so they can take your money!
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Remington 870's nice choice.

[link to www.fbo.gov (secure)]


The Internal Revenue Service (IRS) intends to purchase sixty Remington Model 870 Police RAMAC #24587 12 gauge pump-action shotguns for the Criminal Investigation Division. The Remington parkerized shotguns, with fourteen inch barrel, modified choke, Wilson Combat Ghost Ring rear sight and XS4 Contour Bead front sight, Knoxx Reduced Recoil Adjustable Stock, and Speedfeed ribbed black forend, are designated as the only shotguns authorized for IRS duty based on compatibility with IRS existing shotgun inventory, certified armorer and combat training and protocol, maintenance, and parts.

Submit quotes including 11% Firearms and Ammunition Excise Tax (FAET) and shipping to Washington DC.

It's for CID Mr Man.

Those guys carry sidearms as well.

bsflag
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Really?

Internal Revenue Service (IRS)

Criminal Investigation Department (CID)

The CID agents carry 9×19mm SIG-Sauer P228 pistols.


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Which is exactly what the agent I spoke with on the elevator had on his hip when my Company installed fiber throughout 3 IRS offices a few years ago.

Me: "I didn't know IRS agents carried"

Him: "I'm with CID, we're the door-kickers" (grinning)


fail
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Remington 870's nice choice.

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The Internal Revenue Service (IRS) intends to purchase sixty Remington Model 870 Police RAMAC #24587 12 gauge pump-action shotguns for the Criminal Investigation Division. The Remington parkerized shotguns, with fourteen inch barrel, modified choke, Wilson Combat Ghost Ring rear sight and XS4 Contour Bead front sight, Knoxx Reduced Recoil Adjustable Stock, and Speedfeed ribbed black forend, are designated as the only shotguns authorized for IRS duty based on compatibility with IRS existing shotgun inventory, certified armorer and combat training and protocol, maintenance, and parts.

Submit quotes including 11% Firearms and Ammunition Excise Tax (FAET) and shipping to Washington DC.

It's for CID Mr Man.

Those guys carry sidearms as well.

bsflag

Really?

Internal Revenue Service (IRS)

Criminal Investigation Department (CID)

The CID agents carry 9×19mm SIG-Sauer P228 pistols.


[link to www.fortunecity.com]

Which is exactly what the agent I spoke with on the elevator had on his hip when my Company installed fiber throughout 3 IRS offices a few years ago.

Me: "I didn't know IRS agents carried"

Him: "I'm with CID, we're the door-kickers" (grinning)


fail
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Chooooo Choooooooo!!!

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I have bullet proof vests for all my money.
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Little more than a diversion as to the real deal coming down the pike soon.
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It's for CID Mr Man.

Those guys carry sidearms as well.
 Quoting: ScrumpTheTexan

Fancy name!
we used to just call them revenuers


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Chooooo Choooooooo!!!
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chuckle
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It's for CID Mr Man.

Those guys carry sidearms as well.

Fancy name!
we used to just call them revenuers


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Either way you're going to Jail if one of those guys show up.

:11:
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Remington 870's nice choice.

[link to www.fbo.gov (secure)]


The Internal Revenue Service (IRS) intends to purchase sixty Remington Model 870 Police RAMAC #24587 12 gauge pump-action shotguns for the Criminal Investigation Division.
 Quoting: Mr Man



Sixty, are you fucking kidding me.

This is pinned.

I know some crazy GLP reading fuckers who have more fire-power than this stashed at the secondary back-up cache.

You sound like a damn pussy.
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Remington 870's nice choice.

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The Internal Revenue Service (IRS) intends to purchase sixty Remington Model 870 Police RAMAC #24587 12 gauge pump-action shotguns for the Criminal Investigation Division. The Remington parkerized shotguns, with fourteen inch barrel, modified choke, Wilson Combat Ghost Ring rear sight and XS4 Contour Bead front sight, Knoxx Reduced Recoil Adjustable Stock, and Speedfeed ribbed black forend, are designated as the only shotguns authorized for IRS duty based on compatibility with IRS existing shotgun inventory, certified armorer and combat training and protocol, maintenance, and parts.

Submit quotes including 11% Firearms and Ammunition Excise Tax (FAET) and shipping to Washington DC.
 Quoting: Mr Man


I posted this shit at 9:00 AM... :bsflag: :wtf:
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They are cruisin for a bruisin. Nothing but fucking pirates.
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I can't shake the image of the 1920s Chicago mob shootouts...

This is basically a government sanctioned home invasion, right?

Organized crime against the people who pay their salary?

Extortion?

Moran and Capone would be proud of these thugs.
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I posted this shit at 9:00 AM... :bsflag: :wtf:
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Yours didn't get pinned because you're gay.

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