I Want to learn Linux but where to start?

First Read

"LINUX FOR ASSHOLES , IDIOTS , RETARDS OR CONSPIRACY GUYS "

Actually i want to host a private aion server lol
[link to www.aion-unique.org]
...but before i go out and buy a nice server i need to learn alot...so first i need to test out operating systems...i figured if im going to do so much work i might as well become a computer guru in the process...in the long run i think i can make some nice money with virtual goods heheh...being a game master might be the same a dungeon master hmmm...i dont know i have to do something i have to much time on my hands and im slowly going mad...

Format:*.* is better

normally i dont respond to trolls, however i know ill be better off when the nwo arrives by learning the architecture of the matrix...when rfid comes only the techies will survive

Go to Wubi-installer.org.It will allow you to install Ubuntu on your windows system.It will automatically partition the hard drive and give you a dual boot setup(when you start your computer it will ask you witch system would you like to run). simple easy and free.This way you can tinker with it your leisure and decide if you want to make the switch.Comes with Firefox as the browser.

Linux rocks. Just jump in and figure it all out. The internet has awesome guides.

Start by deleting WinDoze.