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Breaking: NASA Scientists Plan To Approach Girl By 2018

 
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It is good to see NASA getting back into manned missions. Remote exportation is never as much fun.
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Tough mission indeed... :5:




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Let's see if they dare launch a probe..
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We never landed on the girl!
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okay...weird video...I don't get it...that's supposed to be funny?

hf
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We never landed on the girl!
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Don't worry, she's cold and barren.
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Re: Breaking: NASA Scientists Plan To Approach Girl By 2018
Must be from "the Onion."
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HOW SAD IT MUST BE TO KNOW THEY ALL LIVED A COMPLETE LIE
DECIEVING MANKIND
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HOW SAD IT MUST BE TO KNOW THEY ALL LIVED A COMPLETE LIE
DECIEVING MANKIND
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This is an aggressive schedule
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This is an aggressive schedule
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They could always fake it
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Probably, most NASA guys have never been laid.

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Re: Breaking: NASA Scientists Plan To Approach Girl By 2018
okay...weird video...I don't get it...that's supposed to be funny?

hf
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It's an onion news style thingy about how scientists are big dorky nerds who arent able to talk to girls..

Not really funny these days, sort of a massively overused joke, but oh well :D
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okay...weird video...I don't get it...that's supposed to be funny?

hf
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Yes, that is incredibly funny. Notable is the part about a segue from the "dryer being a black hole for socks into space, a topic we are very comfortable talking about".

Because:

1) It's a lame joke topic already
2) You don't pick a girl up by telling her about space, so even if the first part works, the whole $900 million is blown anyway because they have the wrong basic idea of how the thing works in the first place.

Did you read the powerpoints? I had to pause it to take it all in.

Then, the ejection system. Priceless. And the prior mission failures.
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Re: Breaking: NASA Scientists Plan To Approach Girl By 2018
okay...weird video...I don't get it...that's supposed to be funny?

hf
 Quoting: Angelseverywhere


It's an onion news style thingy about how scientists are big dorky nerds who arent able to talk to girls..

Not really funny these days, sort of a massively overused joke, but oh well :D
 Quoting: nomind


Any guy is going to see some part of himself represented in those dorks, because we all have little plans to chat up chicks, have had bad experiences doing it (wishing for a rocket eject system), encountered various outcomes that weren't really predictable from the onset, etc.

Unless you are some kind of over-sensitive scientist type for real, you have to be pretty soulless not to see the humor here (assuming you are also male). If you are some kind of scientist type, quit being so over-sensitive...it's just like thinking people are picking on you for "being x color". People pick on people. Suck it up, buttercup.

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