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MY CAT POSSESSED BY SATAN FOR REAL HELP

 
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i have a cat she is 5 and calico and was normal until we rented Paranormal Activity now she follows me and watches and never eats or drinks just watches and at night she waits for me to go to sleep and she tries to coer my mouth and nose and choke me to death i have seen 666 scratched into the walls and i hear whispers and voices and the cat watches and follows what can i do please help
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can I eat your cat ?
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Stupidest thread ever.
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SATAN! Leave his darn cat alone!
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why wont you help me i have a serius question and this is serius and i am serius please help i dont know what to do
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Stupidest thread ever.
 Quoting: Mister Obvious

...and that's saying a LOT
I am a Christian.

Christian does not equal doormat or pushover.

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Taking your meds would be a good start.
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Find a dog with a white collar and get him to perform an exorcism.
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it must be sacrificed now.
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my boyfriend wants to take the cat to the shelter but if we do that it will make it worse i saw that movie and everything the boyfriend said made it worse so if i put the cat in a cat carrier can satan pick the lock on the little door ansd get out or should i move and leave the cat to the new tenants.
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Give up. Allow the cat to do as it pleases. Resistance is a waste of your time. Snaf lit kut har det.
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that movie was true and a demon got out and into my cat i am thinking about suing the movie company and getting them to pay for an exerciser that would show them not to make demon movies
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i have a cat she is 5 and calico and was normal until we rented Paranormal Activity now she follows me and watches and never eats or drinks just watches and at night she waits for me to go to sleep and she tries to coer my mouth and nose and choke me to death i have seen 666 scratched into the walls and i hear whispers and voices and the cat watches and follows what can i do please help
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 997


Are you so conceited that you would think satan himself doesn't have more pressing matters than to possess your cat?

I think that you are RIGHT!

You should eat it.
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i dont know about why i am concerted or why satan would need my kitty but he does and i know it and you wont help because YOU ARE SATANIC and in league with Beezelbub and Lucrifer you will be in HELL and my cat will scratch you?
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I love evil pussy
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i dont care what you love you regenerate dont post your pornonography on my thread i need HELP
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scaredDo not... I repeat do not... make up stories about cats. Their are a lot of cat lovers here.
You have one life. Live it.
You have one voice, use it.
You have one
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why did you post that more demons will escrape and infestate my house and now my cat will be twice as evil!!!!!

please help i love my kitty and dont want her soul to be condemnated to hell but i dont want her to choke me to death in my sleep either my boyfriend is no help he wont even change the litterbox and i know there is a demon here because it smells like brimstone and pitchforks
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 Quoting: Beingsouthern

:w47gy:
I am a Christian.

Christian does not equal doormat or pushover.

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:What!:
If at first you don't succeed, perhaps failure is more your style.
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Russian missile
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 690458


1rof1
John 3:16 (Amplified Bible)
“For God so greatly loved and dearly prized the world that He [even] gave up His only begotten ([a]unique) Son, so that whoever believes in (trusts in, clings to, relies on) Him shall not perish (come to destruction, be lost) but have eternal (everlasting) life.

A prudent person foresees the danger ahead and takes precautions;the simpleton goes blindly on and suffers the consequences-Proverbs22:3
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[link to www.teslasociety.com]

U.S. Supreme Court decision (Case #369 decided June 21, 1943)

[link to www.ntesla.org]
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i WILL NOT TASER MY KITTY!

how mean are you for tasering a Kitty. That is a BAD THING you have done and even if my kitty is repossessd by Satan i will not taster him.

i came to this board looking for help but nobody will help and only with jokes and more DEMON VIDEOS i may have to cast off the dust from my shoes and move on from this UNHOLY PLACE why do you call it godLIKE reproduction GOD LESS is more like it
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:What!:
 Quoting: *Jentle*

chuckle
I am a Christian.

Christian does not equal doormat or pushover.

SickOfItAll

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can i borrow your cat?
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i called my Pastor and he said SATAN did not want cat souls but when i told him about the 666 he said to prey and scrub it away and to not call him again before 5 in the mourning but I think a man of god would be up already PREYING and FASTERING so i need a new Pastor and maybe he can exercise my kitty without a bath in Holy Water but you people are NOT HELPING and you should be ASHAMED and ABRADED
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why did you post that more demons will escrape and infestate my house and now my cat will be twice as evil!!!!!

please help i love my kitty and dont want her soul to be condemnated to hell but i dont want her to choke me to death in my sleep either my boyfriend is no help he wont even change the litterbox and i know there is a demon here because it smells like brimstone and pitchforks
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 997


And how would you know what they smell like?
This is a test, right :)!
Just in case it is'nt, I'm sure all the Christians here will be in prayer for you and your cat :).

Last Edited by Monarch on 02/12/2010 04:57 PM
John 3:16 (Amplified Bible)
“For God so greatly loved and dearly prized the world that He [even] gave up His only begotten ([a]unique) Son, so that whoever believes in (trusts in, clings to, relies on) Him shall not perish (come to destruction, be lost) but have eternal (everlasting) life.

A prudent person foresees the danger ahead and takes precautions;the simpleton goes blindly on and suffers the consequences-Proverbs22:3
<><


[link to www.teslasociety.com]

U.S. Supreme Court decision (Case #369 decided June 21, 1943)

[link to www.ntesla.org]
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because DEMONS EAT BRIMSTONE and carry pitching forks to poke in the sinners and I KNOW ALL THAT you dont have to TELL ME I dont want to BE TOLD i WANT HELP and not more DEMONS cant you understand any of that why do you just talk and talk and NOT HELP and like the neighbors with your police and lawn mowing complaints I AM NOT GOING TO CUT MY GRASS all the day and every day and then at night too so WHY NOT HELP and stop sending the DEVILS CODE enforc3ersd here and i am so tired of having the devil and cats in my lawn and yes it died but they wont let you water it WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO
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 Quoting: Beingsouthern

hahahahaha this just made my 3 dogs go apeshit looking for the cat
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00 Buckshot, both barrels at once.

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