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ALIEN CHIP IN NAPOLEON’S SKULL

 
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ALIEN CHIP IN NAPOLEON’S SKULL
[link to weeklyworldnews.com]

Posted on Tuesday, January 19th, 2010
By Erik Van Datiken

PARIS – Scientists examining the remains of Napoleon Bonaparte admit they are “deeply puzzled” by the discovery of a half-inch long microchip embedded in his skull.

They say the mysterious object could be an alien implant – suggesting that the French emperor was once abducted by a UFO!

“The possible ramifications of this discovery are almost too enormous to comprehend,” declared Dr. Andre Dubois, who made the astonishing revelation in a French medical journal.

“Until now, every indication has been that victims of alien abduction are ordinary people who play no role in world events.

“Now we have compelling evidence that extraterrestrials acted in the past to influence human history – and may continue to do so!”

Dr. Dubois made the amazing find while studying Napoleon’s exhumed skeleton on a $140,000 grant from the French government.

“I was hoping to learn whether he suffered from a pituitary disorder that contributed to his small stature,” he explained.

But instead the researcher found something far more extraordinary: “As I examined the interior of the skull, my hand brushed across a tiny protrusion.

“I then looked at the area under a magnifying glass – and was stunned to find that the object was some kind of super-advanced microchip.”

From the extent of bone growth around the chip, the expert believes it was implanted when Bonaparte was young.

“Napoleon vanished from sight for a period of several days in July 1794, when he was 25. He later claimed he’d been held prisoner during the Themidorian coup – but no record of that arrest exists. I believe that is when the abduction took place.”

From that time on, Napoleon’s rise was meteoric. By the next year, he’d been put in charge of the French army in Italy.

Miraculously, he was able to transform starving, rag-tag troops into a top-notch fighting force and to crush the Italians.

In 1804, after a string of startling victories, the pint-size general crowned himself emperor of France – and his empire soon expanded to include what is now Germany and Austria, as well as Switzerland, Italy and Denmark.

“Napoleon used military strategies more than a hundred years ahead of his time,” said Dr. Dubois. “Perhaps the implant somehow enhanced his abilities.”

The implant could also explain Napoleon’s famous habit of holding his hand over his heart, he added.

“It’s possible that the device affected the electrical signals from his brain to his heart.”

By the time of his defeat by the British at Waterloo in 1815, Napoleon had altered the face of Europe.

“What Western history would have been like had the aliens not intervened, we can only guess,” observed Dr. Dubois. “Thus we cannot know whether they acted to help mankind or harm us.”
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Re: ALIEN CHIP IN NAPOLEON’S SKULL
He was also a freemason.
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Did you ever read about Napoleon in one of the Pharaoh's
pyramids?
He was standing in the King's Chamber and told his guards
to leave him alone for awhile.
He exited the chamber looking 'grave' as if he had seen a ghost.
When he was asked what was wrong, all he said was that he
saw something he could not explain. And added he would not
discuss it further.
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Re: ALIEN CHIP IN NAPOLEON’S SKULL
I hope you realize that Weekly World News is a supermarket tabloid which is not supposed to be taken seriously.
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Riiiight. Guess the 'aliens' didn't want him to get lost. Looks just like a pet RFID. Unbelievable.
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mjpop
I think EAT is a pretty cool guy, eh predicts earthquakes and doesn't afraid of anything
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:mjpop:
 Quoting: Pheromonic


lol, I dont know but this emoticon makes me laugh hahahahHAHHAHA
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hmmmm, why am I not surprised.
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02/15/2010 07:19 AM
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lmao God bless "The Hot Sheets".


laugh
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bump
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02/15/2010 08:46 AM
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I bet Obama has one
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Re: ALIEN CHIP IN NAPOLEON’S SKULL
By Erik Van Datiken
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 891606



LOL ... and not Erik von Daniken!
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By Erik Van Datiken



LOL ... and not Erik von Daniken!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 891586


= bsflag :)
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I hope you realize that Weekly World News is a supermarket tabloid which is not supposed to be taken seriously.
 Quoting: Skeptic the First 884590

And this is the only source to this story on the internet. If they would list the journal the findings were published in there would be some truth to this.
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I hope you realize that Weekly World News is a supermarket tabloid which is not supposed to be taken seriously.
 Quoting: Skeptic the First 884590

IS THIS IN ANY OTHER MEDIA OUTLETS?

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5a
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RFI chip.

Nothing to see here.


Its the same chip that tracks animals.
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bsflag bsflag
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bsflag
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Yeah, let's say this chip was in his skull...put there by whatever curator is in charge of it to prevent it from being stolen?
I'm not too fond of Signatures. Why would I want to end every post the same way?
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Re: ALIEN CHIP IN NAPOLEON’S SKULL
Great post OP, it does make a lot of sense as the darker aliens would do something like that to help enslave the world.
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I hope you realize that Weekly World News is a supermarket tabloid which is not supposed to be taken seriously.
 Quoting: Skeptic the First 884590


My theory about tabloids: the Powers That Were use them to run true stories. Then they ridicule them. That gets the sheeple to not believe in them.

It has been easy to keep us in prison, by making the keys the object of ridicule.
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Wow, are you kidding me. People are linking to "WeeklyWorldNews" as a source wtf AYHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
bsflag
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Re: ALIEN CHIP IN NAPOLEON’S SKULL
People on GLP probably think Stephen Colbert is really a Conservative republican too... Do you guys not have any sense of what "satire" is ? lol.
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I hope you realize that Weekly World News is a supermarket tabloid which is not supposed to be taken seriously.


My theory about tabloids: the Powers That Were use them to run true stories. Then they ridicule them. That gets the sheeple to not believe in them.

It has been easy to keep us in prison, by making the keys the object of ridicule.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 855674



Chances are there are at least some hidden messages in there to communicate between the higher ups. Just like how the movie "Men in Black" used them as their number one information stop.
If you can justify killing one man, you can justify killing every man.

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Re: ALIEN CHIP IN NAPOLEON’S SKULL
Joan of Arc ended the 100 year war in France.

She did it with the help of her "voices".

Makes you think twice.
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Wow, are you kidding me. People are linking to "WeeklyWorldNews" as a source wtf AYHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
bsflag
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Yeah, I found out that on the other same exact thread, what a fucking joke....Hey MOD's, put down the coffee & donuts and clean this shit up....Thank you.
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What a load of crap putin
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Joan of Arc ended the 100 year war in France.

She did it with the help of her "voices".

Makes you think twice.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 766645

No it doesn't. It's called folie a deux ... where the psychotic visions of the one are transferred to another (and another, and another ... etc.).
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bump
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Reptilians.

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