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ALIEN CHIP IN NAPOLEON’S SKULL

 
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ALIEN CHIP IN NAPOLEON’S SKULL
ALIEN CHIP IN NAPOLEON’S SKULL
Posted on Tuesday, January 19th, 2010
By Erik Van Datiken

PARIS – Scientists examining the remains of Napoleon Bonaparte admit they are “deeply puzzled” by the discovery of a half-inch long microchip embedded in his skull.

They say the mysterious object could be an alien implant – suggesting that the French emperor was once abducted by a UFO!

“The possible ramifications of this discovery are almost too enormous to comprehend,” declared Dr. Andre Dubois, who made the astonishing revelation in a French medical journal.

“Until now, every indication has been that victims of alien abduction are ordinary people who play no role in world events.

“Now we have compelling evidence that extraterrestrials acted in the past to influence human history – and may continue to do so!”

Dr. Dubois made the amazing find while studying Napoleon’s exhumed skeleton on a $140,000 grant from the French government.

“I was hoping to learn whether he suffered from a pituitary disorder that contributed to his small stature,” he explained.

But instead the researcher found something far more extraordinary: “As I examined the interior of the skull, my hand brushed across a tiny protrusion.

“I then looked at the area under a magnifying glass – and was stunned to find that the object was some kind of super-advanced microchip.”

From the extent of bone growth around the chip, the expert believes it was implanted when Bonaparte was young.

“Napoleon vanished from sight for a period of several days in July 1794, when he was 25. He later claimed he’d been held prisoner during the Themidorian coup – but no record of that arrest exists. I believe that is when the abduction took place.”

From that time on, Napoleon’s rise was meteoric. By the next year, he’d been put in charge of the French army in Italy.

Miraculously, he was able to transform starving, rag-tag troops into a top-notch fighting force and to crush the Italians.

In 1804, after a string of startling victories, the pint-size general crowned himself emperor of France – and his empire soon expanded to include what is now Germany and Austria, as well as Switzerland, Italy and Denmark.

“Napoleon used military strategies more than a hundred years ahead of his time,” said Dr. Dubois. “Perhaps the implant somehow enhanced his abilities.”

The implant could also explain Napoleon’s famous habit of holding his hand over his heart, he added.

“It’s possible that the device affected the electrical signals from his brain to his heart.”

By the time of his defeat by the British at Waterloo in 1815, Napoleon had altered the face of Europe.

“What Western history would have been like had the aliens not intervened, we can only guess,” observed Dr. Dubois. “Thus we cannot know whether they acted to help mankind or harm us.”
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Yup, they are evil. They want to divide and conquer Earth.

If the people are united, they lose.
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Yep humans are not the ones who control this earth thet we think is ours..


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So where is the link?
Where did that come from?

The name of the author really does show it for what it is worth... Misspelled??? Or just SH$T...
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So where is the link?
Where did that come from?

The name of the author really does show it for what it is worth... Misspelled??? Or just SH$T...
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Sorry, forgot to add the link, and just noticed someone has posted this article earlier.

[link to weeklyworldnews.com]
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So where is the link?
Where did that come from?

The name of the author really does show it for what it is worth... Misspelled??? Or just SH$T...



Sorry, forgot to add the link, and just noticed someone has posted this article earlier.

[link to weeklyworldnews.com]
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Please....Weekly World News, what a fucking rag that source is. If you don't believe me, click on their article about the Beck/Medina Interview. What a pack of lies, the only truth in the article...there was an interview.

WWN = Worthless Wasted Network
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“I was hoping to learn whether he suffered from a pituitary disorder that contributed to his small stature,” he explained
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Actually, Napoleon was of average height. He was the same size as the average French soldier of that time period.
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So where is the link?
Where did that come from?

The name of the author really does show it for what it is worth... Misspelled??? Or just SH$T...



Sorry, forgot to add the link, and just noticed someone has posted this article earlier.

[link to weeklyworldnews.com]


Please....Weekly World News, what a fucking rag that source is. If you don't believe me, click on their article about the Beck/Medina Interview. What a pack of lies, the only truth in the article...there was an interview.

WWN = Worthless Wasted Network
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Yeo the same rag news that alwyas says they found found the half-bat/half-boy.....
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“I was hoping to learn whether he suffered from a pituitary disorder that contributed to his small stature,” he explained



Actually, Napoleon was of average height. He was the same size as the average French soldier of that time period.
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Yes..and most men where smaller back then...wasn't tall, but not as small as all the British texts and caricatures pretend.
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Napoleon = ALIEN= merde de buffalo....lol
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Didn't Napoleon say

"artillery brings a certain dignity to what would otherwise be an ugly brawl."

Classic.
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The question is who had the technology to make and implant this super chip,... not Nappoleon's height.
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The question is who had the technology to make and implant this super chip,... not Nappoleon's height.
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verichip
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NAPALIEN!!????
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Napoleon and the Mystery within the Pyramid

In 1798, Napoleon Bonaparte embarked on a military expedition of Egypt. Like so many throughout history, he was drawn to the mystique of the Pharoahs.

Napoleon was an influential force in the birth of Egyptology. Accompanying his troops, were also engineers, surveyors, artists and archaeologists, who were required to document the great ruins of the ancient Egyptian civilisation. This led to an explosion of interest in all things Egyptian throughout Europe at the time; an interest that has never waned.

Regardless of the myths that abound, Napoleon was not responsible for the destruction of the Sphinx's nose. According to legend, Napoleon ordered his troops to aim at the nose for target practice. In actual fact, the nose was most likely removed by a Sufi, named Sa'im al-dahr, in 1378. The reason for this disfigurement was a response to the continuing Sphinx worship that many Egyptians at the time still practiced. In Islam, idol worship is disallowed. A recent event that echoes this, was the destruction of the Bamiyan Buddhas in Afghanistan by the Taliban.

The inner sanctum of the Pyramids drew Napoleon in, like so many before him and since. After exploring the chambers of Khufu's Great Pyramid, Napoleon requested to be left alone in the King's Chamber. When he finally emerged, he is reported to have been extremely shaken and shocked by something within. When asked what had happened, he refused to discuss it and insisted that the incident never be spoken of again.

A friend, who visited Napoleon in his final days, asked him to tell him the secret of that day. Napoleon was ready to speak, but then shook his head and declined. Enigmatically, he responded, 'No, what's the use. You'd never believe me.'

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Joan of Arc ended the 100 year war in France.

She did it with the help of her "voices".

Makes you think.
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The question is who had the technology to make and implant this super chip,... not Nappoleon's height.



verichip
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V
"I am searching for the bones of your father but cannot distinguish them from those of a slave." Diogenes

"Some have little power to do good, and have likewise little strength to resist evil" (Samuel Johnson).



"The basic difference between an ordinary man and a warrior is that a warrior takes everything as a challenge, while an ordinary man takes everything as a blessing or as a curse."--Don Juan
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Joan of Arc ended the 100 year war in France.

She did it with the help of her "voices".

Makes you think.
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No it doesn't. It's called folie a deux ... where the psychotic visions of the one are transferred to another (and another, and another ... etc.).
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NAPOLEON'S VISIT TO THE GREAT PYRAMID

In the 18th century many foreign visitors came to the great pyramid. They were scholars, scientists, historians, explorers, etc. One of the most famous visitors to the great pyramid was Napoleon Bonaparte. His military expedition to Egypt in 1798 was not only military but archeological as well. He took with him engineers, surveyors, astronomers, artists and archeologists. They surveyed, measured, explored, and made drawings of the great pyramid. Their work was published in many volumes from 1809 to 1822 by order of Napoleon.

A remarkable picture of the Grand Gallery by the French architect Cecile during the Napoleonic Campaign in Egypt A.D. 1798-1801 [link to www.gizapyramid.com]

There is an interesting note to this story about Napoleon on his visit to the great pyramid. He asked to be left alone in the King’s chamber. When he emerged, it was reported that he looked visibly shaken. When an aide asked him if he had witnessed anything mysterious, he replied that he had no comment, and that he never wanted the incident mentioned again. Years later, when he was on his deathbed, a close friend asked him what really happened in the King’s chamber. He was about to tell him and stopped. Then he shook his head and said, "No, what's the use. You'd never believe me." As far as we know, he never told anyone and took the secret to his grave. (It is interesting to note that there is an unsubstantiated story that Napoleon had hinted that he was given some vision of his destiny during his stay in the King's Chamber).
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bump Idol1 bump
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Whatever he was, he was a hard worker.

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And The U.S. original ally.

1776 American Benjamin Franklin meets with French Foreign Minister Varennes, initiating a 2-1/2 year campaign to secure French support for the American Independence movement.
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Thanks for turning a bs thread into something readable with decent links.
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“Our Earth is degenerate in these later days; there are signs that the world is speedily coming to an end; bribery and corruption are common; children no longer obey their parents; every man wants to write a book and the end of the world is evidently approaching.” (-Sumerian clay tablet, 2800 BCE)
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History is interesting enough...no need to ad alien chips and shit...lol
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Reptilians.
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Funny how they deleted my Reptilians. reply
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Here is the link:

[link to weeklyworldnews.com]

It's from that crappy newspaper that says things like:
"Elvis alive, in Hawai, and is now pregnant from alien".
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In an interesting footnote to this, I was searching whether Napoleon's skull was ever exhumed for research and came across an almost identical story published in Weekly World News in April 1997 written by George Sanford. In this article the doctor's name is Antoine Lefebvre and the grant amount is $90,000. They also post a picture stated to be of the doctor.

[link to books.google.com]

Upon Googling this doctor's name in relation to Napoleon, I have found nothing. There was an author named Georges Lefebvre who wrote a biography on Napoleon.
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wow but not true
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wow but not true
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Our opinions do not matter when the truth will never be revieled. We came from some where and evolution or not life was not created here.
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this stupid article and sub-articles resulting, have been posted all over the internet for about 5 years now. Its fake.

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