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I won the Lotto last week and I want to give the money away on here..

 
Anonymous Coward
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02/15/2010 11:59 AM
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Hi, i an looking for people who want some of my money.

I do alot for charity
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I have some lazy friends that will be homeless soon if you need some slaves!
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02/15/2010 12:01 PM
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Hi, i an looking for people who want some of my money.

I do alot for charity
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That is so kind of you if you are for real. I could use some for college. :-)
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02/15/2010 12:17 PM
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DEAR SIR,


HAVING CONSULTED WITH MY COLLEAGUES AND BASED ON THE INFORMATION GATHERED FROM THE NIGERIAN CHAMBERS OF COMMERCE AND INDUSTRY, I HAVE THE PRIVILEGE TO REQUEST FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE TO TRANSFER THE SUM OF $47,500,000.00 (FORTY SEVEN MILLION, FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS) INTO YOUR ACCOUNTS. THE ABOVE SUM RESULTED FROM AN OVER-INVOICED CONTRACT, EXECUTED COMMISSIONED AND PAID FOR ABOUT FIVE YEARS (5) AGO BY A FOREIGN CONTRACTOR. THIS ACTION WAS HOWEVER INTENTIONAL AND SINCE THEN THE FUND HAS BEEN IN A SUSPENSE ACCOUNT AT THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA APEX BANK.

WE ARE NOW READY TO TRANSFER THE FUND OVERSEAS AND THAT IS WHERE YOU COME IN. IT IS IMPORTANT TO INFORM YOU THAT AS CIVIL SERVANTS, WE ARE FORBIDDEN TO OPERATE A FOREIGN ACCOUNT; THAT IS WHY WE REQUIRE YOUR ASSISTANCE. THE TOTAL SUM WILL BE SHARED AS FOLLOWS: 70% FOR US, 25% FOR YOU AND 5% FOR LOCAL AND INTERNATIONAL EXPENSES INCIDENT TO THE TRANSFER.

THE TRANSFER IS RISK FREE ON BOTH SIDES. I AM AN ACCOUNTANT WITH THE NIGERIAN NATIONAL PETROLEUM CORPORATION (NNPC). IF YOU FIND THIS PROPOSAL ACCEPTABLE, WE SHALL REQUIRE THE FOLLOWING DOCUMENTS:

(A) YOUR BANKER'S NAME, TELEPHONE, ACCOUNT AND FAX NUMBERS.

(B) YOUR PRIVATE TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBERS -- FOR CONFIDENTIALITY AND EASY COMMUNICATION.

(C) YOUR LETTER-HEADED PAPER STAMPED AND SIGNED.

ALTERNATIVELY WE WILL FURNISH YOU WITH THE TEXT OF WHAT TO TYPE INTO YOUR LETTER-HEADED PAPER, ALONG WITH A BREAKDOWN EXPLAINING, COMPREHENSIVELY WHAT WE REQUIRE OF YOU. THE BUSINESS WILL TAKE US THIRTY (30) WORKING DAYS TO ACCOMPLISH.

PLEASE REPLY URGENTLY.

BEST REGARDS
Anonymous Coward
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02/15/2010 12:22 PM
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Fuck money

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02/15/2010 12:23 PM
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me

i'll have some

my name?

yes, it's JR Hartley.
Anonymous Coward
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02/15/2010 12:33 PM
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If you're serious, would you be willing to get this black mold out of my house? We are stuck living here for another 5 years (judge's ruling) and I can tell it's affecting our health!!
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02/15/2010 01:22 PM
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ill take some of that doe yo!!! about 400 k if n your for real please send it to me now on paypal i will spend it wisely i promise and will allways honor and speak highly of you whatcha say bub???? you game
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02/15/2010 01:56 PM
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Shameless.

people have no shame.

people lack dignity.
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Anonymous Coward
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02/15/2010 02:01 PM
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i have cancer and some assholes are asking for money for an xbox!!!!!!!!!!

I need it more then these idiots
Anonymous Coward
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02/15/2010 02:03 PM
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Re: I won the Lotto last week and I want to give the money away on here..
.. my husband and I are losing our home, and we no longer even have a drivable vehicle. My transmission is done since I broke down the other day and my car now sits outside, as a huge paper weight. We have to find rides everywhere now.

About 3k would change our lives right now. I can fix my car and find a job hopefully.
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02/15/2010 02:04 PM
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How sad. The OP is NOT going to give you SHIT.
Stop asking.
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02/15/2010 02:05 PM
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two pints of larger and a packet of crisps please! peace
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02/15/2010 02:06 PM
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Should add.. my husband has jury duty tomorrow and if he can't get out of it we may not even be able to get there. So stressed right now..
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02/15/2010 02:07 PM
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BLA BLA BLA-- you aint getting SHIT
The OP is a lying fuck.
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02/15/2010 02:07 PM
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How sad. The OP is NOT going to give you SHIT.
Stop asking.
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You're probably right.. but some of us are getting to the point where we have nothing left to lose.
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02/15/2010 02:07 PM
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I'd be happy to help you give it away. I work with nonprofit social change organizations focused on promoting new sexual positions in all its forms.

We would put that money to very good use!
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02/15/2010 02:11 PM
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If I set up a paypal account, how fast can you deposit enough to pay off my mortgage?

Do hurry!
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02/15/2010 02:27 PM
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I think there are people out there who need money more than I do, even though I don't have much - give it to those truly in need.

hf
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02/15/2010 02:49 PM

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Hi, i an looking for people who want some of my money.

I do alot for charity
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upgrade everyones accounts so they can be on here for a year free.. that not only would help out the struggling but also show your support for the site...:)
I really am not nearly as interesting as I should be but I certainly will try to find interest in nearly everything I can be. self quote.
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02/15/2010 02:58 PM
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This is a joke, right? If not my husband and I could use about 5,000 to catch up on bills. We would be very grateful.
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02/15/2010 03:01 PM
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You could buy my book, The Doctor Who Cures Cancer, from Amazon.com. After you read it, then you could decide how much you want to send me to help promote the cause.

Or you could purchase additional copies to give away to your family, friends and strangers.
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02/15/2010 03:01 PM
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100k or so would be nice. I want to get some land and turn it into a nature preserve.
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02/15/2010 03:04 PM
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Ive got 6 kids ages 3 to 20 2 in college and one getting ready to graduate this year. I stay at home, my husband works. I could find all kinds of productive things to do with your charitable gift. You could look at it as a donation to a small village in KS. I truelly have a hole in my roof as we speak, and a hole where it leaked through into the kitchen ceiling. Cant do anything about it until spring. I have a daughter who is blind in one eye and will need lots of medical care. Not on any kind of assistance, I can proudly say. I could use some serious dental work and although we have ins. it is still costly. I know I know I am one of the lucky ones, but why is it that average joe never gets the sympathy like the ghetto mom does. We are scraping and scimping along and trying to play by the rules and not burden others. Dont know if this is a serious thread or not but it sure would be fun to be in your position. HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY!!!!
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I really like you. If I had extra money, I would give you some. Good luck to you.
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02/15/2010 03:07 PM
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Hi, i an looking for people who want some of my money.

I do alot for charity
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My wife is Charity. You should give it all to her.
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02/15/2010 03:18 PM
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Re: I won the Lotto last week and I want to give the money away on here..
I hate to grovel or beg, but I am in a situation OP...

It is do to debt. I graduated college at a really bad time and now my whole future is being jeopardized by bills that I have no way of paying. I am watching myself go from a full-time 4.0 student and full-time employee to an unemployed and soon to be homeless bag of dirt.

Please help... fffishy@sbcglobal.net
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02/15/2010 03:19 PM
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I hate to grovel or beg, but I am in a situation OP...

It is do to debt. I graduated college at a really bad time and now my whole future is being jeopardized by bills that I have no way of paying. I am watching myself go from a full-time 4.0 student and full-time employee to an unemployed and soon to be homeless bag of dirt.

Please help... fffishy@sbcglobal.net
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due to debt
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02/15/2010 04:44 PM
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Hi, i an looking for people who want some of my money.

I do alot for charity
 Quoting: JV 891676


So waddya think OP? Wanna invest in a farm?
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02/15/2010 04:58 PM
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Greed is the worst problem of this world.
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02/15/2010 05:01 PM
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Re: I won the Lotto last week and I want to give the money away on here..
Why not im so desperate I will play...you never know op just might be sincere...I would be grateful for whatever you would like to give.
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02/15/2010 05:06 PM
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why would this guy come to a internet conspiricy forum to give away his money especially one with no private messaging system ?

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