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Anonymous Coward User ID: 886769 Hungary 02/15/2010 12:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | DEAR SIR, HAVING CONSULTED WITH MY COLLEAGUES AND BASED ON THE INFORMATION GATHERED FROM THE NIGERIAN CHAMBERS OF COMMERCE AND INDUSTRY, I HAVE THE PRIVILEGE TO REQUEST FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE TO TRANSFER THE SUM OF $47,500,000.00 (FORTY SEVEN MILLION, FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS) INTO YOUR ACCOUNTS. THE ABOVE SUM RESULTED FROM AN OVER-INVOICED CONTRACT, EXECUTED COMMISSIONED AND PAID FOR ABOUT FIVE YEARS (5) AGO BY A FOREIGN CONTRACTOR. THIS ACTION WAS HOWEVER INTENTIONAL AND SINCE THEN THE FUND HAS BEEN IN A SUSPENSE ACCOUNT AT THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA APEX BANK. WE ARE NOW READY TO TRANSFER THE FUND OVERSEAS AND THAT IS WHERE YOU COME IN. IT IS IMPORTANT TO INFORM YOU THAT AS CIVIL SERVANTS, WE ARE FORBIDDEN TO OPERATE A FOREIGN ACCOUNT; THAT IS WHY WE REQUIRE YOUR ASSISTANCE. THE TOTAL SUM WILL BE SHARED AS FOLLOWS: 70% FOR US, 25% FOR YOU AND 5% FOR LOCAL AND INTERNATIONAL EXPENSES INCIDENT TO THE TRANSFER. THE TRANSFER IS RISK FREE ON BOTH SIDES. I AM AN ACCOUNTANT WITH THE NIGERIAN NATIONAL PETROLEUM CORPORATION (NNPC). IF YOU FIND THIS PROPOSAL ACCEPTABLE, WE SHALL REQUIRE THE FOLLOWING DOCUMENTS: (A) YOUR BANKER'S NAME, TELEPHONE, ACCOUNT AND FAX NUMBERS. (B) YOUR PRIVATE TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBERS -- FOR CONFIDENTIALITY AND EASY COMMUNICATION. (C) YOUR LETTER-HEADED PAPER STAMPED AND SIGNED. ALTERNATIVELY WE WILL FURNISH YOU WITH THE TEXT OF WHAT TO TYPE INTO YOUR LETTER-HEADED PAPER, ALONG WITH A BREAKDOWN EXPLAINING, COMPREHENSIVELY WHAT WE REQUIRE OF YOU. THE BUSINESS WILL TAKE US THIRTY (30) WORKING DAYS TO ACCOMPLISH. PLEASE REPLY URGENTLY. BEST REGARDS |
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Riker User ID: 684208 United States 02/15/2010 01:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Shameless. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 884265people have no shame. people lack dignity. How is asking for a business loan lacking in dignity? You shall know the TRUTH, and the TRUTH shall set you free. ********************************* rikerglp (at) gmail.com ********************************* |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 807597 United States 02/15/2010 02:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | .. my husband and I are losing our home, and we no longer even have a drivable vehicle. My transmission is done since I broke down the other day and my car now sits outside, as a huge paper weight. We have to find rides everywhere now. About 3k would change our lives right now. I can fix my car and find a job hopefully. |
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TAC User ID: 842071 New Zealand 02/15/2010 02:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I think there are people out there who need money more than I do, even though I don't have much - give it to those truly in need. Take your dogma and shove it! Life is not about what happens to you, it's about how you deal with it. |
RedSheDevil User ID: 641806 Canada 02/15/2010 02:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hi, i an looking for people who want some of my money. Quoting: JV 891676I do alot for charity upgrade everyones accounts so they can be on here for a year free.. that not only would help out the struggling but also show your support for the site...:) I really am not nearly as interesting as I should be but I certainly will try to find interest in nearly everything I can be. self quote. |
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awthrawthr User ID: 891915 United States 02/15/2010 03:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Or you could purchase additional copies to give away to your family, friends and strangers. Got pain? Free relief. [link to lowerpain.org] |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 823580 United States 02/15/2010 03:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ive got 6 kids ages 3 to 20 2 in college and one getting ready to graduate this year. I stay at home, my husband works. I could find all kinds of productive things to do with your charitable gift. You could look at it as a donation to a small village in KS. I truelly have a hole in my roof as we speak, and a hole where it leaked through into the kitchen ceiling. Cant do anything about it until spring. I have a daughter who is blind in one eye and will need lots of medical care. Not on any kind of assistance, I can proudly say. I could use some serious dental work and although we have ins. it is still costly. I know I know I am one of the lucky ones, but why is it that average joe never gets the sympathy like the ghetto mom does. We are scraping and scimping along and trying to play by the rules and not burden others. Dont know if this is a serious thread or not but it sure would be fun to be in your position. HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY!!!! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 712384I really like you. If I had extra money, I would give you some. Good luck to you. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 813750 Puerto Rico 02/15/2010 03:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I hate to grovel or beg, but I am in a situation OP... It is do to debt. I graduated college at a really bad time and now my whole future is being jeopardized by bills that I have no way of paying. I am watching myself go from a full-time 4.0 student and full-time employee to an unemployed and soon to be homeless bag of dirt. Please help... [email protected] |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 813750 Puerto Rico 02/15/2010 03:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I hate to grovel or beg, but I am in a situation OP... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 813750It is do to debt. I graduated college at a really bad time and now my whole future is being jeopardized by bills that I have no way of paying. I am watching myself go from a full-time 4.0 student and full-time employee to an unemployed and soon to be homeless bag of dirt. Please help... [email protected] due to debt |
Riker User ID: 684208 United States 02/15/2010 04:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hi, i an looking for people who want some of my money. Quoting: JV 891676I do alot for charity So waddya think OP? Wanna invest in a farm? You shall know the TRUTH, and the TRUTH shall set you free. ********************************* rikerglp (at) gmail.com ********************************* |
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