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Thanks for nothing glpers natural cure was stupid

 
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Thanks for nothing glpers natural cure was stupid
I asked you assholes for a natural cure for my anal fissures.
I used sliced haberno peppers as advised.
Now my anal fissures are bleeding more!
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Re: Thanks for nothing glpers natural cure was stupid
Fiber, eat it.
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Re: Thanks for nothing glpers natural cure was stupid
You have to use Bleach duh! Everyone knows that!
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Re: Thanks for nothing glpers natural cure was stupid
You are supposed to start these threads like this:


"To the guy that told me........"
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Re: Thanks for nothing glpers natural cure was stupid
You have to use Bleach duh! Everyone knows that!
 Quoting: Richard Strong


first scrub them down with steel wool, then use the bleach
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Re: Thanks for nothing glpers natural cure was stupid
its called MUSCLE CONTROL. oh yea and add fibre and stop eating cheese and "whitedough" bread/cake/bisquits/cookies etc
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Do an enema of Elmer's glue..
“The difference between combat and sport is that in combat you
bury the guy who comes in second.”

"The more skills you have,the less shit you need"

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Re: Thanks for nothing glpers natural cure was stupid
Obviously, they didn't give you the proper instructions. Most likely, the jagged edges on the skin of the sliced habenero is what caused you extra discomfort or bleeding. The habanero is the cure, but before inserting them, you have to lubricate them with either Ben-gay or Icy-Hot. It's the combination of the capsacin in the peppers and the special emulients in the muscle rub that does the trick.
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super glue is best for anal fissures
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You are supposed to start these threads like this:


"To the guy that told me........"
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tounge :5:
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Re: Thanks for nothing glpers natural cure was stupid
You have to use Bleach duh! Everyone knows that!


first scrub them down with steel wool, then use the bleach
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 846424

Steel wool is for girls...OP, use a steel BRUSH. Then apply ample amounts of Lemon Juice immediately after.
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Re: Thanks for nothing glpers natural cure was stupid
you needed to use "Bhut" Jolokia peppers ! get it right next time..
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Re: Thanks for nothing glpers natural cure was stupid
Or attach a potato peeler to a cordless drill then root around in there for about five minutes then apply gauze that has been thoroughly soaked in Tabasco sauce
“The difference between combat and sport is that in combat you
bury the guy who comes in second.”

"The more skills you have,the less shit you need"

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Re: Thanks for nothing glpers natural cure was stupid
You have to use Bleach duh! Everyone knows that!


first scrub them down with steel wool, then use the bleach

Steel wool is for girls...OP, use a steel BRUSH. Then apply ample amounts of Lemon Juice immediately after.
 Quoting: Richard Strong


Steel Brush???

That's an odd recommendation

We have always used Cheese Graters....

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Jog of then Dick wiper
There is NO you or me
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Re: Thanks for nothing glpers natural cure was stupid
You have to use Bleach duh! Everyone knows that!


first scrub them down with steel wool, then use the bleach

Steel wool is for girls...OP, use a steel BRUSH. Then apply ample amounts of Lemon Juice immediately after.


Steel Brush???

That's an odd recommendation

We have always used Cheese Graters....

dead3
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 780984


Cheese Grater?
My family always used Chainsaws dipped in lemon juice and salt.
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Re: Thanks for nothing glpers natural cure was stupid
You have to use Bleach duh! Everyone knows that!


first scrub them down with steel wool, then use the bleach

Steel wool is for girls...OP, use a steel BRUSH. Then apply ample amounts of Lemon Juice immediately after.
 Quoting: Richard Strong



Reminds me of this show


YAK


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Re: Thanks for nothing glpers natural cure was stupid
prolapse happens!
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Re: Thanks for nothing glpers natural cure was stupid
in all seriousness you have got scerosis if thats the correct way of spelling it,,ive got it and u need to get the right cream from your doctor,,i had the sore arse and mucas it solved it within 4 days
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Re: Thanks for nothing glpers natural cure was stupid
You have to use Bleach duh! Everyone knows that!


first scrub them down with steel wool, then use the bleach

Steel wool is for girls...OP, use a steel BRUSH. Then apply ample amounts of Lemon Juice immediately after.



Reminds me of this show


YAK


 Quoting: Gradient

gasp
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Re: Thanks for nothing glpers natural cure was stupid
LOL bsflag

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