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Obama is about to declare Martial, Marshall and Marital Law simultaneously

 
Anonymous Coward
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02/18/2010 05:44 AM
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Obama is about to declare Martial, Marshall and Marital Law simultaneously
The latest information put out by the Whitehouse Press Office suggests that President Obama is about to declare Martial Law, Marshall Law and Marital, all at the same time/

Undoubtedly, this is going to cause some major confusion when this is implemented.

Under Martial Law, people will be forced to stay at home.

Under Marital Law, people will be allow up to 3 instances of marital relations per week.

Under Marshall Law, people will be forced to watch reruns of the Australian television series Marshall Law, which aired for one season in 2002, starring Lisa McCune and Alison Whyte as lawyers and sisters.
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02/18/2010 05:56 AM
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Re: Obama is about to declare Martial, Marshall and Marital Law simultaneously
tee hee,... link?
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Re: Obama is about to declare Martial, Marshall and Marital Law simultaneously
Idol1 Idol1 hiding hiding
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02/18/2010 06:02 AM
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Re: Obama is about to declare Martial, Marshall and Marital Law simultaneously
fail..... iamwith
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02/18/2010 06:14 AM
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Re: Obama is about to declare Martial, Marshall and Marital Law simultaneously
No fail, I do want the link to #2 above though: Marital Law...
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02/18/2010 06:35 AM
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Re: Obama is about to declare Martial, Marshall and Marital Law simultaneously
angrynut
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Re: Obama is about to declare Martial, Marshall and Marital Law simultaneously
hahahaha nice, perfect !! 5 stars xDDD
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08/12/2012 01:05 AM
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Re: Obama is about to declare Martial, Marshall and Marital Law simultaneously
ZOMG!!! speedbanan
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08/12/2012 01:07 AM
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Re: Obama is about to declare Martial, Marshall and Marital Law simultaneously
time to fap
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08/12/2012 01:10 AM
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Re: Obama is about to declare Martial, Marshall and Marital Law simultaneously
he better not, or it will be CHIMPANZEE WAR!!!!!1

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