Obama is about to declare Martial, Marshall and Marital Law simultaneously

The latest information put out by the Whitehouse Press Office suggests that President Obama is about to declare Martial Law, Marshall Law and Marital, all at the same time/

Undoubtedly, this is going to cause some major confusion when this is implemented.

Under Martial Law, people will be forced to stay at home.

Under Marital Law, people will be allow up to 3 instances of marital relations per week.

Under Marshall Law, people will be forced to watch reruns of the Australian television series Marshall Law, which aired for one season in 2002, starring Lisa McCune and Alison Whyte as lawyers and sisters.