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funny when you realise you have no friends

 
Anonymous Coward
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02/18/2010 07:09 PM
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funny when you realise you have no friends
especially when:
your twin brother has just died
and you find out your best mate was shagging your now dead boyfriend behind your back
what do your friends do ?
they organize a big night out behind your back with the poor bitch who betrayed you
poor fiona it must be so awful for her that sarah is not speaking to her because she was fucking her boyfriend behind her back, lets do all we can to make her feel ok
fuck sarah and the fact she has lost a friend and a brother in the space of 3 days
nice friends ...
they also rub the fact in that isn’t it terrible how you lost your mates wedding photos on the day of your brothers funeral and how gutted the photographer friend is about that.
terrible that isn’t it
i just lost my twin brother and found out my best mate was fucking my boyfriend behind my back
and this is how my friends support me!
who needs friends?
not me now fuck off
Anonymous Coward
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02/18/2010 07:15 PM
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Re: funny when you realise you have no friends
Do you wnat me to shag her in the arse?

butt:dubya:
Risen

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02/18/2010 07:23 PM
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Re: funny when you realise you have no friends
drama

Don't worry, they may be having fun now, but the cold realities of who they are should sink in eventually. I've even had a couple people who wronged me in the past get in touch to apologize.
"A man who has not passed through the inferno of his passions has never overcome them." -Carl Jung
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02/18/2010 07:30 PM
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Re: funny when you realise you have no friends
Choose your friends more carefully. There are good people in the world who are loyal friends but they are not easy to find.
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02/18/2010 08:03 PM
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Re: funny when you realise you have no friends
i thought i had friends i suppose i still have 3 fuck the rest of them, i would like to see something bad happen to them and how they would cope and need loyalty and support, this world is fucked up and i wish i could join my twin i know he loved me
Anonymous Coward
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02/18/2010 08:06 PM
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Re: funny when you realise you have no friends
i hate hating ppl its so annoying!........but i cant help it sumtimes
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02/18/2010 08:08 PM
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Re: funny when you realise you have no friends
i thought i had friends i suppose i still have 3 fuck the rest of them, i would like to see something bad happen to them and how they would cope and need loyalty and support, this world is fucked up and i wish i could join my twin i know he loved me
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 894762

They are having something bad happen to them already. They have to live with themselves.
"I am searching for the bones of your father but cannot distinguish them from those of a slave." Diogenes

"Some have little power to do good, and have likewise little strength to resist evil" (Samuel Johnson).



"The basic difference between an ordinary man and a warrior is that a warrior takes everything as a challenge, while an ordinary man takes everything as a blessing or as a curse."--Don Juan
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02/18/2010 08:09 PM
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Re: funny when you realise you have no friends
I found this out the hard way too OP...

Loyalty is a Virtue
Vesper

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02/18/2010 08:11 PM
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Re: funny when you realise you have no friends
It is more shameful to distrust our friends than to be deceived by them.
Confucius
"I am searching for the bones of your father but cannot distinguish them from those of a slave." Diogenes

"Some have little power to do good, and have likewise little strength to resist evil" (Samuel Johnson).



"The basic difference between an ordinary man and a warrior is that a warrior takes everything as a challenge, while an ordinary man takes everything as a blessing or as a curse."--Don Juan
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02/18/2010 08:12 PM
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Re: funny when you realise you have no friends
especially when:
your twin brother has just died
and you find out your best mate was shagging your now dead boyfriend behind your back
what do your friends do ?
they organize a big night out behind your back with the poor bitch who betrayed you
poor fiona it must be so awful for her that sarah is not speaking to her because she was fucking her boyfriend behind her back, lets do all we can to make her feel ok
fuck sarah and the fact she has lost a friend and a brother in the space of 3 days
nice friends ...
they also rub the fact in that isn’t it terrible how you lost your mates wedding photos on the day of your brothers funeral and how gutted the photographer friend is about that.
terrible that isn’t it
i just lost my twin brother and found out my best mate was fucking my boyfriend behind my back
and this is how my friends support me!
who needs friends?
not me now fuck off
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 894762


Welcome to reality, isnt it awesome how god made us?
Anonymous Coward
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02/18/2010 08:16 PM
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Re: funny when you realise you have no friends
Do you wnat me to shag her in the arse?

butt:dubya:
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with this comment of yours, i wish you ten fold for what you have wished for others ...
Anonymous Coward
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02/18/2010 08:18 PM
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Re: funny when you realise you have no friends
It is more shameful to distrust our friends than to be deceived by them.
Confucius
 Quoting: Vesper



really vesper, is that really how you feel, more shameful to distrust your friends than to be deceived by them? ... seriously, is this how you really feel and agree with????
Babe in a Bunker

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02/18/2010 08:19 PM
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Re: funny when you realise you have no friends
Friend suck. They always let you down... that's why, when I'm really jonesing for the platonic companionship of others, I just rent one!

[link to www.rentafriend.com]
Well it seems so real I can see it
And it seems so real I can feel it
And it seems so real I can taste it
And it seems so real I can hear it
So why can't I touch it?
So why can't I touch it?


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02/18/2010 08:20 PM
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Re: funny when you realise you have no friends
Friend suck. They always let you down... that's why, when I'm really jonesing for the platonic companionship of others, I just rent one!

[link to www.rentafriend.com]
 Quoting: Babe in a Bunker



Now if that is not a sign of a broken fucked up society i do not know what is.
LoTech

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02/18/2010 08:20 PM
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Re: funny when you realise you have no friends
especially when:
your twin brother has just died
and you find out your best mate was shagging your now dead boyfriend behind your back
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 894762


Wha? I keep reading this to say that your brother died and your friend was fucking your dead boyfriend - so you were dating your twin brother?

I'm pretty inbred, so sometimes I get confused. Did I miss something?

Either way, sorry about your brother. I feel your grief.
Anonymous Coward
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02/18/2010 08:20 PM
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Re: funny when you realise you have no friends
Friend suck. They always let you down... that's why, when I'm really jonesing for the platonic companionship of others, I just rent one!

[link to www.rentafriend.com]
 Quoting: Babe in a Bunker



your posts are almost as funny as mine.
Anonymous Coward
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02/18/2010 08:23 PM
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Re: funny when you realise you have no friends
I'm sorry for your loss.

Peace and Love to you.

u2efine
LoTech

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02/18/2010 08:23 PM
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Re: funny when you realise you have no friends
Friend suck. They always let you down... that's why, when I'm really jonesing for the platonic companionship of others, I just rent one!

[link to www.rentafriend.com]
 Quoting: Babe in a Bunker


Next time I'm in your area, you can rent me. I'm cheaper than those gouging bastards at rentafriend.
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02/18/2010 08:24 PM
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Re: funny when you realise you have no friends
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02/18/2010 08:25 PM

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Re: funny when you realise you have no friends
Friend suck. They always let you down... that's why, when I'm really jonesing for the platonic companionship of others, I just rent one!

[link to www.rentafriend.com]



Now if that is not a sign of a broken fucked up society i do not know what is.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 872204



Damn that link made me laugh so hard I woke the dog up. But yeah, ultimately it is pretty sad.

Last Edited by Storm* on 02/18/2010 08:25 PM
Anonymous Coward
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02/18/2010 08:26 PM
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Re: funny when you realise you have no friends
Don't feel bad, there is always somebody in a worse off situation.

I don't have any friends either, not a single one; and I just wiped out my facebook network of pseudo-friends.

I live on the streets without a single cent to my name, sleep in an abandoned building, and the only food I have eaten in months now is from a soup kitchen.

So depressed, I am on strike against the universe and am not eating; my birthday is in a few days .. and I am seriously considering walking out into the desert as far as I can without food or water, with no plans of making it back.

So cheer the fuck up.

hf
Babe in a Bunker

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02/18/2010 08:27 PM
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Re: funny when you realise you have no friends
Friend suck. They always let you down... that's why, when I'm really jonesing for the platonic companionship of others, I just rent one!

[link to www.rentafriend.com]


Next time I'm in your area, you can rent me. I'm cheaper than those gouging bastards at rentafriend.
 Quoting: LoTech


Ok, but you have to wear pants.
Well it seems so real I can see it
And it seems so real I can feel it
And it seems so real I can taste it
And it seems so real I can hear it
So why can't I touch it?
So why can't I touch it?


Twatter: [link to twitter.com]
Anonymous Coward
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02/18/2010 08:33 PM
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Re: funny when you realise you have no friends
especially when:
your twin brother has just died
and you find out your best mate was shagging your now dead boyfriend behind your back
what do your friends do ?
they organize a big night out behind your back with the poor bitch who betrayed you
poor fiona it must be so awful for her that sarah is not speaking to her because she was fucking her boyfriend behind her back, lets do all we can to make her feel ok
fuck sarah and the fact she has lost a friend and a brother in the space of 3 days
nice friends ...
they also rub the fact in that isn’t it terrible how you lost your mates wedding photos on the day of your brothers funeral and how gutted the photographer friend is about that.
terrible that isn’t it
i just lost my twin brother and found out my best mate was fucking my boyfriend behind my back
and this is how my friends support me!
who needs friends?
not me now fuck off
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 894762


I'm sure we can find you a plane, and there's got to be an IRS building near you
Anonymous Coward
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02/18/2010 08:40 PM
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Re: funny when you realise you have no friends
Ok seriously what is wrong with you guys, i am very unattractive i hate people for the most part and tend to keep to myself since im such a nosfaratu and i still manage to have people i can call friends, not psuedo either...
LoTech

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02/18/2010 08:48 PM
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Re: funny when you realise you have no friends
Friend suck. They always let you down... that's why, when I'm really jonesing for the platonic companionship of others, I just rent one!

[link to www.rentafriend.com]


Next time I'm in your area, you can rent me. I'm cheaper than those gouging bastards at rentafriend.


Ok, but you have to wear pants.
 Quoting: Babe in a Bunker


Is that a deal breaker?
Anonymous Coward
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02/18/2010 08:53 PM
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Re: funny when you realise you have no friends
Don't feel bad, there is always somebody in a worse off situation.

I don't have any friends either, not a single one; and I just wiped out my facebook network of pseudo-friends.

I live on the streets without a single cent to my name, sleep in an abandoned building, and the only food I have eaten in months now is from a soup kitchen.

So depressed, I am on strike against the universe and am not eating; my birthday is in a few days .. and I am seriously considering walking out into the desert as far as I can without food or water, with no plans of making it back.

So cheer the fuck up.

hf
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 325890

Don't allow the rats to drive you to harming yourself AC. There is much that is beautiful in the world, you just have to look past the ugly souls. The world and the universe are much bigger than the idiots that dot this world.
hoot no more/hasheater
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02/18/2010 08:59 PM
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Re: funny when you realise you have no friends
OP you have a great future writing soaps. Don't let your talents go to waste!
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02/18/2010 09:33 PM
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Re: funny when you realise you have no friends
i thought i had friends i suppose i still have 3 fuck the rest of them, i would like to see something bad happen to them and how they would cope and need loyalty and support, this world is fucked up and i wish i could join my twin i know he loved me
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 894762


I would throw a party of my own, invite all of these so called friends, make a toast and put them all to shame in it. Let them know you know and let them know it was bullshit. They will feel bad believe me. It will be curious to see how many show up. Just be prepared for anything cause they may tell you a few truths you aren't ready to hear.
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02/18/2010 09:35 PM
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Re: funny when you realise you have no friends
Not funny at all. It hurts, but it's part of growing up. You keep blaming your "best mate" for f*n your boyfriend, but HE chose to f*k you over. He's not worth it...you're lucky to get rid of him. Pick up the pieces, dust yourself off, and get on with life. Move on, learn to trust again, but keep your eyes open next time. And find some NEW friends instead of the losers who chose the cheaters over you...you don't need people like that. hf

Hope you feel better soon.
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02/18/2010 09:38 PM
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Re: funny when you realise you have no friends
i just lost my twin brother and found out my best mate was fucking my boyfriend behind my back
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 894762

No big loss, you didn't lose anything that you didn't have in the first place.
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02/18/2010 09:38 PM
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Re: funny when you realise you have no friends
i just lost my twin brother and found out my best mate was fucking my boyfriend behind my back

No big loss, you didn't lose anything that you didn't have in the first place.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 822427

The "friends" and "boyfriend" that is.





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