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how would you know if you're the new messiah?

 
Anonymous Coward
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how would you know if you're the new messiah?
is it possible that the messiah doesnt know about it or is gradually regaining thier abilities?
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Re: how would you know if you're the new messiah?
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Re: how would you know if you're the new messiah?
He doesn't know it yet, but He soon will :)
Finally single woooohooo!!

Free your mind and the rest will follow.

And be not conformed to this world: but be ye transformed by the renewing of your mind, that ye may prove what is that good, and acceptable, and perfect, will of God...Romans 12:2

BE the change you wish to see in the world.

"Repent, for the time is at hand"...JC

"Life without God is like an unsharpened pencil - it has no point."
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Re: how would you know if you're the new messiah?
Why is it a He domesticangel?
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Re: how would you know if you're the new messiah?
Man, I can't stop thinking about this.
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Re: how would you know if you're the new messiah?
I was thinking about this earlier.

Were you listening to my thoughts?
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02/23/2010 09:24 PM
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Re: how would you know if you're the new messiah?
Why is it a He domesticangel?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 890668



Cuz He is. It's in the script.
Finally single woooohooo!!

Free your mind and the rest will follow.

And be not conformed to this world: but be ye transformed by the renewing of your mind, that ye may prove what is that good, and acceptable, and perfect, will of God...Romans 12:2

BE the change you wish to see in the world.

"Repent, for the time is at hand"...JC

"Life without God is like an unsharpened pencil - it has no point."
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02/23/2010 09:26 PM
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Re: how would you know if you're the new messiah?
Maybe walking across the top of my filled swimming pool would be a clue?
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02/23/2010 09:29 PM
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Re: how would you know if you're the new messiah?
We'll know from all of the racket and noise that's going on
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02/23/2010 09:30 PM
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Re: how would you know if you're the new messiah?
Cuz He is. It's in the script.
 Quoting: domesticangel



Okay. I'll bite. What script and who wrote it?
Born into this World
We create echoes of our inward yearnings
And Shift along the Axis
From matter to Spirit
- Scott Mutter
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02/23/2010 09:38 PM
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Cuz He is. It's in the script.



Okay. I'll bite. What script and who wrote it?
 Quoting: Full Circle

Matthew 24:27?
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02/23/2010 09:38 PM
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Matthew 24:30?
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Matthew 24:39
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Re: how would you know if you're the new messiah?
As far as the coming of the Son of Man. It will be in Great Power and Glory. Just not at a time when we think, so it's best to be ready
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is it possible that the messiah doesnt know about it or is gradually regaining thier abilities?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 887999


Maybe the Holy Spirit making your gifts known?
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Re: how would you know if you're the new messiah?
Gods anointed...

It's possible...

The Lord of hosts,The God of Israel...

Christ Almighty...

The king(s)of Heaven and earth...

"Christ is formed in your heart by faith"

But....It wouldn't be a "new"messiah.....

Same one as the old one...

Want to know more?

READ THE BOOK...He comes in the book where it is written of Him..........................................
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02/23/2010 11:05 PM
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Re: how would you know if you're the new messiah?
Go get a glass of water.

You'll know.
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02/23/2010 11:07 PM
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Re: how would you know if you're the new messiah?
You already have a messiah. It's Obama.
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02/24/2010 11:28 PM
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Re: how would you know if you're the new messiah?
is it possible that the messiah doesnt know about it or is gradually regaining thier abilities?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 887999

Actually the end time messiah does know who he is, he was born in 1956 with two teeth in his mouth, and he died in the seventh month of 1999 and was brought back to life again. He discovered his own identity in 2006 all in fulfilment of prophecy. And soon will be restored to throne to rule with a rod of iron.

One to be born with two teeth in his mouth” Nostradamus

The year 1999, seventh month, from the sky will come a great King of Terror: To bring back to life the great King of the Mongols, before and after Mars to reign by good luck.” Nostradamus
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Re: how would you know if you're the new messiah?
If the messiah is all he's cracked up to be, the first clue should be loss of a self-centered attitude and a deep abiding love for all things.


Anything that doesn't embrace selflessness would just be delusions of granduer ... a common ailment among those don't realize that true enlightenment means you are a Servant, not a Master.
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Re: how would you know if you're the new messiah?
They said, "Why are you men from Galilee standing here and looking up into the sky? Jesus has been taken to heaven. But he will come back in the same way that you have seen him go." (Acts 1:11)

He's not going to be born as a baby again.
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Re: how would you know if you're the new messiah?
There is only one Messiah. It's not you.
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Re: how would you know if you're the new messiah?
is it possible that the messiah doesnt know about it or is gradually regaining thier abilities?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 887999

YOU WOULD JUST KNOW IT GODDAMN IT! NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP AND TURN A TURD INTO WINE AND DRINK IT DOWN. It would be so fun to kick you idiot fucks faces bloody..... So much fun. Why don't people ever say shit this stupid in person? Huh? Is it because nobody would blame you for smashing their heads with a claw hammer?
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Re: how would you know if you're the new messiah?
The new messiah has already been here and gone. She was eaten by a killer whale. Bummer.

-X
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Re: how would you know if you're the new messiah?
Cuz He is. It's in the script.



Okay. I'll bite. What script and who wrote it?
 Quoting: Full Circle



God's plan OR for the techies...the master program that is running.
Finally single woooohooo!!

Free your mind and the rest will follow.

And be not conformed to this world: but be ye transformed by the renewing of your mind, that ye may prove what is that good, and acceptable, and perfect, will of God...Romans 12:2

BE the change you wish to see in the world.

"Repent, for the time is at hand"...JC

"Life without God is like an unsharpened pencil - it has no point."
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Re: how would you know if you're the new messiah?
having super powers would be a clue.
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Re: how would you know if you're the new messiah?
is it possible that the messiah doesnt know about it or is gradually regaining thier abilities?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 887999


He'll know, because he'll have decided that abusing the gullibility of his fellow man for personal gain was a grand thing, and then start.
My Interesting Karma messages:

- "You are an idiot. This post proves it."
-"GLP MEMBERS BEWARE!!! THIS IS A GOVERNMENT SHILL."
- Most
moranic one given to me: When you type ".." you need to put three dots instead of two.



Thread: Nibiru, or how to appear like you know what you are talking about
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02/26/2010 06:22 PM
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Re: how would you know if you're the new messiah?
One day i was praying and all of a sudden i realized i was talking to my self, at that point i knew i was god.
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Re: how would you know if you're the new messiah?
Why is it a He domesticangel?



Cuz He is. It's in the script.
 Quoting: domesticangel


I have known since i was 6...
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Re: how would you know if you're the new messiah?
A man: Are you enlightened?

Buddha: How would I know?
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02/26/2010 06:33 PM
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Re: how would you know if you're the new messiah?
Why would He risk the KINGDOM for asho**** idiots

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