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how would you know if you're the new messiah?

 
Unholy Ghost
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Re: how would you know if you're the new messiah?
A man: Are you enlightened?

Buddha: How would I know?
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Re: how would you know if you're the new messiah?
A man: Are you enlightened?

Buddha: How would I know?
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The only thing i know for sure is that i know nothing.
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Re: how would you know if you're the new messiah?
There is no new messiah and Jesus will not incarnate into any human again. People can be prophets, can be of certain bloodlines, but that does not make them a messiah. Anyone who claims to be the messiah is a false prophet and false Christ. Jesus will come from the sky with the armies of heaven... period. *"Alien" invasion* is what some people might think it is.
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Q: How do you know that you're the Messiah?
A: She turned me into a newt. I got better.
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02/26/2010 07:03 PM
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if there were a new messiah, (s)he'd probably realize that (s)he can't change a thing.
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He doesn't know it yet, but He soon will :)
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02/28/2010 03:04 AM
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Re: how would you know if you're the new messiah?
hes probly watching yous now so he can kick your asses later
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02/28/2010 03:32 AM
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is it possible that the messiah doesnt know about it or is gradually regaining thier abilities?
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Turn to page 47 for your answer.
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11/12/2012 10:04 PM
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Re: how would you know if you're the new messiah?
my face on the mountains kind of confirmed it for me when i searched for god and the rocks and common words that mirror my name

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11/12/2012 10:10 PM
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By the 'made in china' label
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Re: how would you know if you're the new messiah?
If you looked at the bible through it's original language those "he's" are actually "human".
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when you heal dead birds.
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Re: how would you know if you're the new messiah?
The new messiah would know they are different from a very young age. Then as they moved through the early years, others would begin to notice something special about them.

The dark forces would be after you from the second you are out of the womb, so law enforcement would be aware of you, since you would be a victim of crime from a young age, and then have stalkers, and begin a history of being attacked, assaulted and destroyed all while still a child.

Finally by the time you're 20, government would be aware of you and keep you under its protection, and hidden in hopes of keeping you safe.

And the messiah as an adult would be burdened with the weight of the world on their shoulders, feeling overwhelming pain and anguish by the state of the world, they would be constantly exhausted by the work they do...and the President would probably know your name since he would have been briefed about you.
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It is I , Movie star looks with Hitlers evil. I can do the most evil things known to man, but also extreme good.

I'm faster stronger and smarter than any man alive.
I'm from wealth and a mason family all of which are lodge leaders as well as global.

I know things and can read minds, I make women wet by a simple glaze and men piss their pants with a simple gesture.

To fight me is certain death. I strike before you know what you did, because I know what you will do.

I'm ALfa and Omega I am DEATH
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I was thinking about this earlier.

Were you listening to my thoughts?
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I am your thoughts.
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He doesn't know it yet, but He soon will :)
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How come your user id changed?
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Re: how would you know if you're the new messiah?
he would probably piece it together publicly on a message board and then get banned from said message board. tounge
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11/13/2012 01:39 AM
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Re: how would you know if you're the new messiah?
i could've sworn the new messiah was to be BORN
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11/13/2012 01:49 AM
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Re: how would you know if you're the new messiah?
is it possible that the messiah doesnt know about it or is gradually regaining thier abilities?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 887999


The minute one was advanced enough to realize that they were of "messiah caliber" they'd give it up realizing the egoic nature of the term itself.

They'd also realize that to be a "messiah" would be the antithesis of everything that God created.

In a world based upon "free-will" a "messiah" would literally be "The Anti-Christ." Why? Because a messiah would act on behalf of mankind against the wishes/choices/actions of mankind itself.

Why would any advanced being reverse the process of experiential learning that one gains through "free-will?"

To save them???

No...the only time or reason that "Free Will" is infringed upon is never for the greater of mankind. -I hope that this is something that whomever reads this remembers.-

USE LOGIC WHEN PONDERING THESE THINGS...

Last Edited by Serenity777 on 11/13/2012 01:53 AM
watching the "run up" to the elections and the "hopes and dreams" that are built as a result is like watching a dead mouse that is still able to make his exercise wheel go around because his nerves are still twitching that familiar motion...
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cream makes the hardest man soft