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TooEasyForTheElites User ID: 899760 Australia 02/24/2010 09:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | After years of suffering from conspiracy theorists and the like, we have decided to open the door to these people who are more of the same ilk than they realise. Quoting: Illumini 899801Lets work together, our goals are one. One of the purposes of this website is to extend an open invitation to all those who agree with the concept of individual rights to apply to join the Illuminati Order. The more members we have, the greater our influence will be. No money is required to join or maintain membership. To illustrate what we mean by the concept of individual rights, please see the "Philosophy Of Liberty" flash presentation in our Library. It is only nine minutes long and is available in fifteen languages. Additionally, Adam Weishaupt originally provided the following standard for identifying potential members: "Whoever does not close his ear to the lamentations of the miserable, nor his heart to gentle pity; whoever is the friend and brother of the unfortunate; whoever has a heart capable of love and friendship; whoever is steadfast in adversity, unwearied in the carrying out of whatever has been once engaged in, undaunted in the overcoming of difficulties; whoever does not mock and despise the weak; whose soul is susceptible of conceiving great designs, desirous of rising superior to all base motives, and of distinguishing itself by deeds of benevolence; whoever shuns idleness; whoever considers no knowledge as unessential which he may have the opportunity of acquiring, regarding the knowledge of mankind as his chief study; whoever, when truth and virtue are in question, despising the approbation of the multitude, is sufficiently courageous to follow the dictates of his own heart, - such a one is a proper candidate." As you seriously and honestly evaluate yourself according to these criteria, think about what is actually being proposed here. It is essential that you comprehend the true nature of your membership with us. The Illuminati Order is not an altruistic society. [link to illuminati-order.com] Laymans terms... "Born Haters need not apply" |
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TooEasyForTheElites User ID: 901786 Australia 02/27/2010 04:43 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Do I get a secret decoder ring if I join? How about a cheat sheet to inform me of the various signals conveyed by said group with the wearing of purple/pink ties, lady gaga performances, jay-z rap videos, secret hand signs and what not on national television? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 854954we'll even tell you what red tie and blue tie day is |