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A Large Safe and an Oxygen Tank

 
Anonymous Coward
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02/26/2010 01:34 PM
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If your more than just a few feet under water, you're f-ed. The pressure will hold your down rock solid shut.

If you manage a way to open it, and are beyong a couple atmopheres pressure, it will severly damage/kill you.

Solution: Make a bigger bug out kit.

Daahhh, a bug out kit is not going to protect you from the tsunami. You are just jealous you didn't come up with the safe idea.

lolz...actually i have thought about it...only it was gong to be the refrigerator after I threw all the food/shelves out....not much of a plan I know....more of one of those....hey....that could work. chuckle
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Well, atleast you have a plan!!! 5a
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02/26/2010 01:34 PM
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Re: A Large Safe and an Oxygen Tank
you do realize you can't open a safe under water right?

and the water pressure if you manage to get the door open a tiny crack it will only make water spray in to your little cube but still keep it shut.

You will have to wait till it is filled up completely in order to be able to open it, at which point you have most likely drowned.

have fun.
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02/26/2010 01:35 PM
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I then will slowly let the water sink in, neutralize the pressure, swim up and out with my food, water, and raft.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 667950

You'll want to wait for quite a while....tsunami waves come in sets.

Perhaps leave a couple feet above ground level to keep the mud/debris from settling on you...
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02/26/2010 01:35 PM
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Re: A Large Safe and an Oxygen Tank
shark Don't forget a weapon or two.
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Don't forget 2 of each animal. jus sayin
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02/26/2010 01:35 PM
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Re: A Large Safe and an Oxygen Tank
Oxygen becomes TOXIC after 1 atmosphere (33 ft.). You would need a combo of oxygen AND nitrogen. 20% and 80% ratio.
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02/26/2010 01:36 PM
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Re: A Large Safe and an Oxygen Tank
you do realize you can't open a safe under water right?

and the water pressure if you manage to get the door open a tiny crack it will only make water spray in to your little cube but still keep it shut.

You will have to wait till it is filled up completely in order to be able to open it, at which point you have most likely drowned.

have fun.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 900358

Daahh again, he is going to put a small screw in the safe to slowly allow it to pressurize, this OP is not an idiot!!!
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shark Don't forget a weapon or two.


Don't forget 2 of each animal. jus sayin
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And a way to deal with the overpressure...
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02/26/2010 01:36 PM
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Re: A Large Safe and an Oxygen Tank
There is a company that sells "Unsinkable" boats...They are made out of thick foam...They are in Europe...

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No money, I think op's way is better.
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02/26/2010 01:36 PM
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With My Luck The Damned Thing Would Tumble Along Until It Came To Rest...ON THE SIDE WITH THE DOOR IN IT!!!!!!


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02/26/2010 01:37 PM
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Re: A Large Safe and an Oxygen Tank
you do realize you can't open a safe under water right?

and the water pressure if you manage to get the door open a tiny crack it will only make water spray in to your little cube but still keep it shut.

You will have to wait till it is filled up completely in order to be able to open it, at which point you have most likely drowned.

have fun.

Daahh again, he is going to put a small screw in the safe to slowly allow it to pressurize, this OP is not an idiot!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 792204


Sounds like a plan to me
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I then will slowly let the water sink in, neutralize the pressure, swim up and out with my food, water, and raft.

You'll want to wait for quite a while....tsunami waves come in sets.

Perhaps leave a couple feet above ground level to keep the mud/debris from settling on you...
 Quoting: RexKristos

Best idea of the day, I didn't think about the sediment issue, good call. I think I'm going to build one of these.
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02/26/2010 01:39 PM
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Re: A Large Safe and an Oxygen Tank
Here's an idea....for the same price, go by a trailer in the Adirondaks. No waves there.

PS....is this guy your brother?


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02/26/2010 01:39 PM
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Here us what I'm thinking:

[link to i49.tinypic.com]
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02/26/2010 01:41 PM
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Oh my

Rednecks every where will be trying to perfect an safe proof flood withstanding safe
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02/26/2010 01:42 PM
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Here's an idea....for the same price, go by a trailer in the Adirondaks. No waves there.

PS....is this guy your brother?



 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 832190

No safe, No Oxygen, No Chance.
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02/26/2010 01:42 PM
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Here us what I'm thinking:

[link to i49.tinypic.com]
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laugh
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02/26/2010 01:43 PM
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Re: A Large Safe and an Oxygen Tank
Does anyone have any suggestions on improvements or perhaps an opinion if this will work or not?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 667950


Take flying lessons instead.. Buy a hydroplane
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Re: A Large Safe and an Oxygen Tank
Here us what I'm thinking:

[link to i49.tinypic.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 667950

Now I know why NASA can't develop shit, all of the great minds are here on GLP.
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Re: A Large Safe and an Oxygen Tank
Before you go in, be sure to scrawl the combination of the safe on the outside wall so they can retrieve your body. Time of entry and date might be fun as well.

I am modifying a large safe to be a sort of pod... LOL
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02/26/2010 01:44 PM
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Re: A Large Safe and an Oxygen Tank
I then will slowly let the water sink in, neutralize the pressure, swim up and out with my food, water, and raft.

You'll want to wait for quite a while....tsunami waves come in sets.

Perhaps leave a couple feet above ground level to keep the mud/debris from settling on you...

Best idea of the day, I didn't think about the sediment issue, good call. I think I'm going to build one of these.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 792204

If you can fabricate, you may want to build a support structure that will GUARUNTEE you can get the door open for yourself and supplies to get out...2-3 feet

So that nothing can block it...tsunami's are a malestrom of debris....
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I am modifying a large safe to be a sort of pod that I will be able to survive in when 2012 comes and there are mile high tsunamis. As this massive wave approaches I will lock myself in my padded safe where there are 2 oxygen tanks, food and water. After the massive tsunami hits, I will safely swim up with my inflatable raft and search for dry land.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 667950

I swear I think you might be my dad.
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I am a modern day Noah. Continue and mock heathens. I will have my 'ark'.
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02/26/2010 01:45 PM
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Re: A Large Safe and an Oxygen Tank
Forget that safe. Get yourself one of them barrels they go over Niagra Falls with and reinforce it. Stock it with plenty of Scotch.
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Re: A Large Safe and an Oxygen Tank
Here us what I'm thinking:

[link to i49.tinypic.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 667950


You're missing the headstone.

Should read:

"Don't try this at home
I did, and look at me now"!
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02/26/2010 01:45 PM
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Re: A Large Safe and an Oxygen Tank
Make sure you wear a straight jacket and hand cuffs. Then you can be like hudini!
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02/26/2010 01:47 PM
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Re: A Large Safe and an Oxygen Tank
What a about carbon monoxide?
You can have plenty of oxygen and still die of carbon monoxide poisoning.
You need a scrubber.
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02/26/2010 01:47 PM
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Re: A Large Safe and an Oxygen Tank
I KNEW Dick Cheney came to GLP!!!!!!!
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02/26/2010 01:50 PM
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Make sure to pack a couple of diversionary fresh makeral or you will not make it past Shamu
Anonymous Coward
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02/26/2010 01:51 PM
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Re: A Large Safe and an Oxygen Tank
So when is the test run?
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02/26/2010 01:52 PM
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Here us what I'm thinking:

[link to i49.tinypic.com]

laugh
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 690564



Oh my gawd!!!! I just choked on my meatball......I can't under these conditions!!!


OP, instead you might wanna explore hot air balloon approach.....but don't be like balloon boy, tether that bitch down to something.

Oh, go ahead and put on your helmet now...



LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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