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A Large Safe and an Oxygen Tank

 
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Is being in a safe and being safe the same thing?
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evil3 lol worship
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Re: A Large Safe and an Oxygen Tank
I'm gonna have to stop reading GLP at work. I just LOLed loudly and actually had a couple people come by to see what it was all about...

Thanks, OP, you made my day...
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Re: A Large Safe and an Oxygen Tank
i thought of building a steel reinforced capsule chained to some type of elevated bracket.. on a pole or something to move up and down if the water level rises.. filled with oxygen, food etc like you said, i think with a simple sturdy design your chances are excellent for initial survival.
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03/24/2011 03:49 PM
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Re: A Large Safe and an Oxygen Tank
My biggest fear is I will survive the impact but the safe gets knocked over and lands door facing down. I would then be forever trapped and my safe becomes a tomb.

I am thinking of putting it completely underground with the door facing up. That way when the tsunamis near, i will run out side and jump in the safe. When the door is closed, it is parallel to the ground, maybe a few inches under. This will increase the odds that the safe does not get banged around and I will be able to open the door unless some heavy lands on top if it (i'll take the chance)

I then will slowly let the water sink in, neutralize the pressure, swim up and out with my food, water, and raft.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 667950


My God, you are an idiot !!!

Safes... Heavy...

Water+Debris+sludge lighter...

You will end up being buried under anything from 20 to 100 ft of sludge/soil and other crap.

YOU WILL NEVER LEAVE YOUR SAFE COFFIN !!!

You need something that will float not sink !!!

This has got to be the most stupidest idea I have ever heard!!!crazy
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03/24/2011 03:50 PM
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Re: A Large Safe and an Oxygen Tank
DEATH IS INEVITABLE, STOP BEING RETARDED.
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03/24/2011 03:54 PM
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Re: A Large Safe and an Oxygen Tank
You would be better off in one of these:-

[link to listverse.files.wordpress.com]
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04/19/2011 04:39 PM
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Re: A Large Safe and an Oxygen Tank
i can't stop fucking laughing here.

lol
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Re: A Large Safe and an Oxygen Tank
i thought of building a steel reinforced capsule chained to some type of elevated bracket.. on a pole or something to move up and down if the water level rises.. filled with oxygen, food etc like you said, i think with a simple sturdy design your chances are excellent for initial survival.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1093212


what? a mile high pole?

can you do a drawing for us please?
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04/19/2011 04:49 PM
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Re: A Large Safe and an Oxygen Tank
how the hell did I miss this when it was originally posted?

another do

a real gem.
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08/25/2012 06:35 AM
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Bump for epic win.
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08/25/2012 07:22 AM
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Re: A Large Safe and an Oxygen Tank
Try the lawn chair with many helium weather balloon's.
Don't forget some warm clothes and a pellet gun.

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11/19/2012 03:49 PM
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bumpbumpbump
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Re: A Large Safe and an Oxygen Tank
Here us what I'm thinking:

[link to i49.tinypic.com]
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oh holy crap, someone make this a glp smilie NOW!!!

lmaolmaolmaolaughlaughlaugh
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11/19/2012 03:55 PM
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Here us what I'm thinking:

[link to i49.tinypic.com]
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laugh
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THAT PIC = priceless.


laughed hard!
Disinformation Tards: F-OFF!
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Here us what I'm thinking:

[link to i49.tinypic.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 667950

laugh
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 690564


THAT PIC = priceless.


laughed hard!
Disinformation Tards: F-OFF!
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11/19/2012 03:57 PM
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Re: A Large Safe and an Oxygen Tank
best have some shark repellant also
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Re: A Large Safe and an Oxygen Tank
THIS is what you need:

[link to www.norsafe.com]

Oh, and the company making them has had RECORD sales last month.

an unsinkable life boat
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11/19/2012 03:59 PM
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Re: A Large Safe and an Oxygen Tank
I am modifying a large safe to be a sort of pod that I will be able to survive in when 2012 comes and there are mile high tsunamis. As this massive wave approaches I will lock myself in my padded safe where there are 2 oxygen tanks, food and water. After the massive tsunami hits, I will safely swim up with my inflatable raft and search for dry land.
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Good luck trying to open that safe door in with a high pressure environment outside.


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Re: A Large Safe and an Oxygen Tank
I am modifying a large safe to be a sort of pod that I will be able to survive in when 2012 comes and there are mile high tsunamis. As this massive wave approaches I will lock myself in my padded safe where there are 2 oxygen tanks, food and water. After the massive tsunami hits, I will safely swim up with my inflatable raft and search for dry land.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 667950


Good luck trying to open that safe door in with a high pressure environment outside.


norespect
 Quoting: Burt Gummer


OP had that covered:

"I will have a small screw inserted into the safe. When it is nearing time for me to escape, I will remove the screw and slowly let the water leak in to neutralize the pressure. THen it should be easy to open the safe once it is completely filled with water."

chuckle

Last Edited by PANIK on 11/19/2012 04:01 PM
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Re: A Large Safe and an Oxygen Tank
I am modifying a large safe to be a sort of pod that I will be able to survive in when 2012 comes and there are mile high tsunamis. As this massive wave approaches I will lock myself in my padded safe where there are 2 oxygen tanks, food and water. After the massive tsunami hits, I will safely swim up with my inflatable raft and search for dry land.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 667950


Good luck trying to open that safe door in with a high pressure environment outside.


norespect
 Quoting: Burt Gummer


OP had that covered:

"I will have a small screw inserted into the safe. When it is nearing time for me to escape, I will remove the screw and slowly let the water leak in to neutralize the pressure. THen it should be easy to open the safe once it is completely filled with water."

chuckle
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Yeah .. this may happen:

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11/19/2012 04:10 PM
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Re: A Large Safe and an Oxygen Tank
where u gonna poop bro
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11/19/2012 08:37 PM
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where u gonna poop bro
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OP is a genius, i'm sure he thought of something!
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Here us what I'm thinking:

[link to i49.tinypic.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 667950

laugh
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 690564


THAT PIC = priceless.


laughed hard!
 Quoting: CaseLogic


OP did you survive?
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Genius!

5a
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Re: A Large Safe and an Oxygen Tank
Don't forget the safe combination....
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Re: A Large Safe and an Oxygen Tank
Great idea OP
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Re: A Large Safe and an Oxygen Tank
My biggest fear is I will survive the impact but the safe gets knocked over and lands door facing down. I would then be forever trapped and my safe becomes a tomb.

I am thinking of putting it completely underground with the door facing up. That way when the tsunamis near, i will run out side and jump in the safe. When the door is closed, it is parallel to the ground, maybe a few inches under. This will increase the odds that the safe does not get banged around and I will be able to open the door unless some heavy lands on top if it (i'll take the chance)

I then will slowly let the water sink in, neutralize the pressure, swim up and out with my food, water, and raft.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 667950


tsunami will bury it with heavy sediment

get away from coastal areas

no tsunami will ever be powerful enough, or huge enough to breach the mountains

move to middle of the US
your Idea is better suited for tornado country

Last Edited by Still-Here on 06/06/2019 11:31 PM
oh hai!





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