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Im about to eat some 3 week old bacon

 
Holy Bat Shitman!
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Im about to eat some 3 week old bacon
its been in the fridge a little dicolored a little funny smelling buy fried up it smells fine,?I fugure worst case ill have the shits tomarow anyone think this is a good idea lol?if the shit hits the fan we will be eating worse right? right?
Dozens of them. Armed to the teeth. I'm outnumbered. Outgunned. But the alley is crooked, dark, and very narrow. They can't surround me. Sometimes you can beat the odds with a careful choice of where to fight.



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Re: Im about to eat some 3 week old bacon
fight
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Re: Im about to eat some 3 week old bacon
its been in the fridge a little dicolored a little funny smelling buy fried up it smells fine,?I fugure worst case ill have the shits tomarow anyone think this is a good idea lol?if the shit hits the fan we will be eating worse right? right?
 Quoting: Holy Bat Shitman!


Just make sure your insurance is paid up when you get to the hospital.lol!
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02/26/2010 10:35 PM
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Re: Im about to eat some 3 week old bacon
Bacon lasts quite a while, I'm sure you'll be fine.
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Re: Im about to eat some 3 week old bacon
You'll regret it. You'd be much better off just buying new bacon. Thats just disgusting.
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02/26/2010 10:38 PM
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If it's precooked it will probably last two years lol
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Re: Im about to eat some 3 week old bacon
Believe me, E-coli isn't fun.

You'll be shitting blood in no time...
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Re: Im about to eat some 3 week old bacon
i don't eat pork, but i have eaten some pretty nasty beef products and i think you will be fine. fuck the food police. cook the shit out of it.
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02/26/2010 10:42 PM
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Re: Im about to eat some 3 week old bacon
No worries. It has so many preservatives and nitrates in it you'll be lucky if it doesn't oink at you.
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02/26/2010 10:42 PM
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Re: Im about to eat some 3 week old bacon
Just chase that gut buster with some stout whiskey to kill any bacteria and you'll be fine.
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02/27/2010 02:28 AM
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Re: Im about to eat some 3 week old bacon
It's salt cured pig fat. What's there to hurt you? But if you're worried, a swig of moonshine helps kill any bad bacteria.
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Re: Im about to eat some 3 week old bacon
where i used to live in essex we had a nice tree in the garden one day after a bbq somone cooked up some value sausages forr a laugh .we tied about ten of these to the tree dangling on string. they lasted over two years and no mould just went hard. no bird or creatture would go near them.i say eat the bacon or keep it outside as an ornament.people wouuld always comment on my sausage tree and it was a great ice breaker when peeps came round.
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Re: Im about to eat some 3 week old bacon
where i used to live in essex we had a nice tree in the garden one day after a bbq somone cooked up some value sausages forr a laugh .we tied about ten of these to the tree dangling on string. they lasted over two years and no mould just went hard. no bird or creatture would go near them.i say eat the bacon or keep it outside as an ornament.people wouuld always comment on my sausage tree and it was a great ice breaker when peeps came round.
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and before some smart arse says it we didnt actually break ice with a sausage coos that would be silly
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Re: Im about to eat some 3 week old bacon
You still with us, bacon boy?
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02/27/2010 02:57 AM
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R.I.P. LOL!!!!! hf
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Re: Im about to eat some 3 week old bacon
Bacon is cured it can never really go off but it can go rancid but you'd know if it was
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Re: Im about to eat some 3 week old bacon
You will be fine and dandy.Iv'e eaten so many so far out of date products i,m actually living in the past.Most of the sell by date food programming is bogus.
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Re: Im about to eat some 3 week old bacon
haha you pulled up one of my year old threads,that was a bad night and i dont wanna talk about it,just let this one die damnit
Dozens of them. Armed to the teeth. I'm outnumbered. Outgunned. But the alley is crooked, dark, and very narrow. They can't surround me. Sometimes you can beat the odds with a careful choice of where to fight.



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Re: Im about to eat some 3 week old bacon
For anyone reading this i just ate some bacon this morning that had apprently been open in the fridge for 3 weeks. Ive had the hershey squirts all day and feel like im gonna puke. Note to self find a smarter roomate.poop
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Re: Im about to eat some 3 week old bacon
Why dont you freeze your bacon? Just thaw it for next use
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In the old days, the whole idea of making bacon was to have the meat salted and seasoned and surrounded by fat. Done right, unsliced bacon will rot from the outside in. Smoked and Salt pork can literaly last six months hanging in a cool larder room. Canned, it can last four to six years.
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RIP BaconTard
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Re: Im about to eat some 3 week old bacon
Bacon could there be a more perfect food?

I don't think so!

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