| The 'treats' I sometimes allow myself are on the same level as a jail commissary | | Anonymous Coward | 0 | 4 | N/A | today 2:21 AM | today 2:21 AM |
| President Trump alone is the final arbiter of any Americans guilt or innocence | | Anonymous Coward | 1 | 8 | N/A | today 2:19 AM | today 2:20 AM |
| I just realized my fate. I'm not supposed to be rich, not supposed to be handsome, not supposed to get all the women... | | Anonymous Coward | 0 | 15 | N/A | today 2:15 AM | today 2:15 AM |
| Breaking News: KFC has suspended operations indefinitely due to "Bird Flu" outbreak | | Anonymous Coward | 1 | 46 | N/A | today 2:14 AM | today 2:14 AM |
| After 24 years, deathbed confession leads to bodies of missing girl, mother in West Virginia | | Anonymous Coward | 0 | 18 | N/A | today 2:13 AM | today 2:13 AM |
| Big Ben stopped because of the anomaly | | Zerachiel | 1 | 23 | N/A | today 2:13 AM | today 2:13 AM |
| I have completely re-written reality | | Anonymous Coward | 1 | 21 | N/A | today 2:08 AM | today 2:09 AM |
| Brain milk | | Anonymous Coward | 6 | 49 | N/A | today 2:07 AM | today 2:22 AM |
| Breaking: The moon has a neon sign above it that says 'gullible' | | Zerachiel | 0 | 12 | N/A | today 2:07 AM | today 2:07 AM |
| America 2024 - The Emperor Has No Clothes | | Zerachiel | 0 | 19 | N/A | today 2:04 AM | today 2:04 AM |
| Rudy Giuliani appears to be the most screwed American at the moment | | Anonymous Coward | 6 | 40 | N/A | today 2:03 AM | today 2:14 AM |
| Should Hamas be allowed to continue? | | Anonymous Coward | 6 | 28 | (2) | today 2:01 AM | today 2:08 AM |
| 1/3rd of Israel will believe in Him and call on His Name | | Anonymous Coward | 15 | 75 | (2) | today 1:57 AM | today 2:19 AM |
| Oat milk ISNT real milk | | Zerachiel | 8 | 57 | (1) | today 1:56 AM | today 2:10 AM |
| County woman’s imprisonment for Facebook posts sparks free-speech fight | | Anonymous Coward | 0 | 17 | N/A | today 1:56 AM | today 1:56 AM |
| Forcing Americans to choose one of two faulty sides. | | Anonymous Coward | 3 | 45 | (2) | today 1:54 AM | today 2:12 AM |
| Zero Point Energy Would Free Humankind, And That Is Why It's CENSORED | | Zerachiel | 9 | 57 | (1) | today 1:51 AM | today 2:04 AM |
| UT Austin Protest Leads to 54 Arrests & Standoff at Jail | | Skid Marx | 8 | 48 | N/A | today 1:49 AM | today 2:13 AM |
| I was thinking how did (they) wiipe out the previous generation (peoples) 1700 hundreds who left it all behind. | | Anonymous Coward | 1 | 30 | N/A | today 1:48 AM | today 1:51 AM |
| Two shootings by LAPD officers are under investigation | | Anonymous Coward | 0 | 13 | N/A | today 1:46 AM | today 1:46 AM |
| We need to sit down at the table and be ready to negotiate. | | Anonymous Coward | 0 | 19 | N/A | today 1:44 AM | today 1:44 AM |
| Conspiracy of the human body snatcher celebrities gone missing and replaced | | Anonymous Coward | 3 | 71 | (1) | today 1:44 AM | today 1:45 AM |
| The reason why Kanye, freed by Jesus, was recaptured by Satan. | | Anonymous Coward | 6 | 65 | N/A | today 1:43 AM | today 2:08 AM |
| I love you kylie | | Anonymous Coward | 0 | 29 | N/A | today 1:42 AM | today 1:42 AM |
| I am a VIRILE HANDSOME MAN an have NO USE for PRETTY FERTILE WOMIMM! | | THAT'S WHAT YOU GET! | 5 | 53 | N/A | today 1:40 AM | today 2:15 AM |
| Are demons walking the earth and possessing people? | | Zerachiel | 13 | 118 | (2) | today 1:40 AM | today 2:22 AM |
| Mandela effect: AI Hallucinations Of Our Reality? | | Zerachiel | 0 | 25 | N/A | today 1:39 AM | today 1:39 AM |
| If you are in favor of the Genocide in Gaza your soul is condemned to hell, even if you think you are a Christian | | Anonymous Coward | 23 | 106 | (4) | today 1:32 AM | today 2:08 AM |
| These 20 Year Old Loser Women Who March For The Muslims Don't Know Much! | | Anonymous Coward | 1 | 47 | N/A | today 1:28 AM | today 1:29 AM |
| This will condemn your soul to hell | | Anonymous Coward | 1 | 40 | N/A | today 1:27 AM | today 1:30 AM |
| Declare your independence from tyranny, America | | Anonymous Coward | 0 | 13 | N/A | today 1:23 AM | today 1:23 AM |
| Crews detonate 'ancient dynamite' sticks found in Holladay home | | BOOM! | 5 | 92 | N/A | today 1:15 AM | today 1:29 AM |
| I have beaten temporary fatigue syndrome. | | AMA | 5 | 84 | N/A | today 1:14 AM | today 1:50 AM |
| Teen births in US fall to record low, as overall total drops by 2%: CDC | | Anonymous Coward | 10 | 97 | (1) | today 1:05 AM | today 1:33 AM |
| The GLP SuperBowl Massacre | | Anonymous Coward | 0 | 28 | (3) | today 1:04 AM | today 1:04 AM |
| Is Rice-a-Roni the best survival food? | | Anonymous Coward | 6 | 66 | N/A | today 1:03 AM | today 1:22 AM |
| Have you ever been responsible for getting a word or meme banned on GLP? | | Anonymous Coward | 1 | 24 | N/A | today 1:00 AM | today 2:16 AM |
| Defend Trump In This Thread. Page 1, 2 | | Anonymous Coward | 35 | 152 | (1) | today 12:57 AM | today 2:18 AM |
| Yeah, so I'm in half moon bay. I will fight any of you who hate black people. set up a date. I'm 5.7 150 lbs. Bring it. | | For real fake patriot | 28 | 184 | (4) | today 12:56 AM | today 2:00 AM |
| When are we all going to die? I'm tired of one failure after another. | | Anonymous Coward | 7 | 68 | N/A | today 12:56 AM | today 1:54 AM |
| What if the illegal invaders start taking jobs as cooks so they can place razor blades inside the food? | | Anonymous Coward | 4 | 43 | N/A | today 12:55 AM | today 1:39 AM |
| US voters bitter about nation’s direction, 74% say it’s on the wrong track | | Anonymous Coward | 5 | 56 | N/A | today 12:55 AM | today 1:19 AM |
| House Judiciary opens formal inquiry into ATF killing of Arkansas airport executive | | WeAreNotTheFirst | 10 | 182 | (2) | today 12:53 AM | today 2:19 AM |
| People who support killing Palestinian babies should fear God's swift reckoning. | | Anonymous Coward | 3 | 38 | (2) | today 12:53 AM | today 1:45 AM |
| OMG a person committed a crime. They are black, poor, female therefore all black, poor, female persons are evil=GLP thinking. | | I hat hat hat those not me | 9 | 75 | (3) | today 12:52 AM | today 1:59 AM |
| Early Humans Survived an American Ice Age, Archaeologists Say | | Emeraldlight | 0 | 43 | (2) | today 12:51 AM | today 12:51 AM |
| Harry Richard is coming for you | | Anonymous Coward | 0 | 25 | N/A | today 12:50 AM | today 12:50 AM |
| Remember the Time Joe Biden said 'Four More Years' and then said 'Pause' because he is so fugging senile they tell him to pause | | Anonymous Coward | 0 | 21 | (1) | today 12:46 AM | today 12:46 AM |
| Veteran With Dementia Got Lost Going Shopping. He Died Months After an Officer Body-Slammed Him | | Anonymous Coward | 4 | 63 | (1) | today 12:43 AM | today 1:08 AM |
| Human Consciousness Could Be a Side Effect of Entropy, Study Suggests | | Emeraldlight | 5 | 124 | N/A | today 12:42 AM | today 1:33 AM |
| I always dream I am sleeping all by myself in the top floor of an old haunted mansion | | Anonymous Coward | 0 | 20 | N/A | today 12:41 AM | today 12:41 AM |
| Officials Force Elderly Couple To Dismantle Home, Citing Blocked Ocean Views | | Anonymous Coward | 4 | 103 | N/A | today 12:40 AM | today 1:11 AM |
| Remember Trump said these words in his inaugural address. | | Anonymous Coward | 9 | 139 | (3) | today 12:40 AM | today 1:00 AM |
| Governments issue alerts after 'sophisticated' state-backed actor found exploiting flaws in Cisco security boxes | | Emeraldlight | 0 | 39 | N/A | today 12:34 AM | today 12:34 AM |
| Rich Black Folk Don't Commit the Crimes You See Ostentatiously Displayed Here. This is Class Warfare not Race. Thugs not Citizens | | Yeah I'm drunk posting | 2 | 43 | N/A | today 12:33 AM | today 12:46 AM |
| Libya goes full ELE | | Anonymous Coward | 15 | 1,354 | (6) | today 12:32 AM | today 2:10 AM |
| Who Has The Best Jokes?? Make me Laugh!! | | HUGH*G*RECTION | 12 | 118 | (4) | today 12:30 AM | today 1:50 AM |
| Why can't one of you bragadocious billionaires like Pud or HomoTech set up and Door Dash Taco Bell or Long John Silvers to the ac's? | | Anonymous Coward | 2 | 34 | (2) | today 12:29 AM | today 12:32 AM |
| Do they still offer Blue Names for a monthly fee? | | Anonymous Coward | 18 | 136 | (1) | today 12:23 AM | today 1:12 AM |
| It is the Analysis. Perhaps humanities final judgement | | Beadz | 8 | 116 | N/A | today 12:22 AM | today 2:22 AM |