CDC'S ZOMBIE GUIDE FOLLOWED BY HORNADY ZOMBIE AMMO WTF??

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If zombies did start roaming the streets, CDC would conduct an investigation much like any other disease outbreak. CDC would provide technical assistance to cities, states, or international partners dealing with a zombie infestation. This assistance might include consultation, lab testing and analysis, patient management and care, tracking of contacts, and infection control (including isolation and quarantine). It’s likely that an investigation of this scenario would seek to accomplish several goals: determine the cause of the illness, the source of the infection/virus/toxin, learn how it is transmitted and how readily it is spread, how to break the cycle of transmission and thus prevent further cases, and how patients can best be treated. Not only would scientists be working to identify the cause and cure of the zombie outbreak, but CDC and other federal agencies would send medical teams and first responders to help those in affected areas ...

Now thanks to Hornady, we have a new line of Zombie Max ammunition to protect ourselves from the undead. According to Hornady you can ”put the dead to rest for good” with Zombie Max ammunition, loaded with proven…yes, proven Z-Max bullets.

So make sure your “bug out bag” is ready with nothing but the best. Evidently, Hornady is serious about the uses for this ammunition here is the warning for this product:

But please note, Hornady Zombie Max ammunition is not a toy. It is intended only to be used on zombies, also known as the living dead, undead, etc. No human being, plant, animal, vegetable or mineral should ever be shot with Zombie Max ammunition.

Again, we repeat, Zombie Max ammunition is for use on zombies only – that’s not a nickname, phrase or cute way of referring to anybody, place or thing. When we say zombies, we mean zombies.

The ammo will be offered in:

9mm Luger (115gr Z-Max)
40 S&W (165gr)
45 Auto (185gr)
223 Rem (55gr)
7.62×39 (123gr)
308 Win (168gr)
12 gauge (00 Buck Shot).

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