Fidel Castro Being Justin Trudeau’s Real Dad

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The theory is straightforward enough. Pierre Trudeau was cuckolded by Fidel Castro on one of his many trips to Cuba with his wife Margaret, and Justin is one of Castro's many bastards.

As yet, there's no smoking gun proving that Justin Trudeau is the illegitimate lovechild of North America's most successful Communist. Instead, proponents—like The Rebel's Ezra Levant—have trotted out three big pieces of circumstantial evidence.

First: Pierre and Margaret had a famously rocky marriage. She had an affair with US Senator Ted Kennedy and the Trudeaus' marriage ultimately ended amid rumours she was having an affair with Ronnie Wood of the Rolling Stones.

While they were married, she travelled with Pierre several times to Cuba. Under the Caribbean sun, both were evidently charmed by Fidel, as recounted in John English's Just Watch Me: The Life of Pierre Elliot Trudeau: 1968-2000:

Second: Fidel Castro and Justin Trudeau basically look the same. Behold:

JT:
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Castro:
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