What's the most badass thing you've ever done?

When I was young and stupid, I took a Greyhound to go meet up with a guy I had talked to on the internet to stay at his family's Jersey Shore house for a few days. I lived in NC at the time. To this day, I still haven't told anyone I know that I did that. lol

Had a rodeo on a rocket towards hell till Jesus yanked me off. Thank you Jesus!

I scuba dove with sharks in the Caribbean once. Scared the shit out of me, but was a thrill as well...


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I used to repair wind turbine blades hanging from a basket attached 300 feet up.

Purely for how unexpected/random:

Heard a women screaming for help. Had to jump a couple of neighbors fences to find an early teen girl. Couple blokes were trying to drag her into their car.

She got home safe that night

Be a dad.

Adrenaline-wise though...It'd be falling from a 16 story tower into a net.

Blasted a hole through a submarine hull using a penny,a beer can, and some other odds and ends.

Making a GLP logo from an old school Hasbro Lite Brite.




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Someone should beat the shit out of this guy and claim that as their most badass moment.

We're all monkeys you idiot.

fucked both my mother-in-law & sister-in-law!

Respect to the warfighters, truly

But i never killed a single person

I hope i never will

But my list of badassery from fabled days of reckless youth

Seems to me now a catalog af rash stupidity


But i would do most of it again without hesitation

Number one on current list:

Being a Dad to little girl


Nothing else touches it

Good lord.

Two army buddies and I snuck into Leipzig, East Germany to see a concert. It was spring 1989, border security was lax but we would have been in deep shit if we got caught. As we were heading back we stood shoulder to shoulder with 3 East German soldiers (1 officer, 2 enlisted) looking at the same train schedule.

I started a kick start H-D XLCH with my hand. Won a hundred dollar bet.

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Hey it might be Elvis.

Wrote my name with piss

rolled my car three times and walked away.

When I was 16 I jumped 125 feet from the top of a railroad bridge into the river for a 40 ouncer that these people having a party on their boat handed to me when I resurfaced. Chugged the whole thing next to their boat while treading water.

hacked a journalists personal website and took a look around, there was good reason for doing this.

Dragged some douchbag out my car by his neck and left him in the piss wet grass ditch, he was shouting racist abuse at people in town then spat in my car.


Started a fight with the Biggest guy in school, Didn't win, but didnt loose either, told him he hits like a girl.

True, that was just incase it was eminem, again.

f*#k!

Once in a dream, I just stared at another badass.

Knocked a guy sideways with my trombone case who slapped a friend of mine in front of me one day in high school. Thankfully there were no cameras in the art hallway. Since there was no video evidence they couldn't do anything when he taddled on me.

coming into the mission with Christ Jesus.... nothing more bad ass that that.

I got caught having sex at work once, by a hotel guest, in their room.

I blagges my way out of that one, still with the wife now

Befriending a 64 year old Dutch gangster, it's like living on the edge even when you are sat down having a chat and drinking a cup of tea.