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Anonymous Coward User ID: 78098174 New Zealand 10/20/2019 11:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: new Cannabis breathalyzer test is a billion times more sensitive than alcohol test and will tell cops if your stoned - LOL you are going to jail! 5 stars. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77833130 BEST POSTER ON GLP and most hated by junkies who can only post memes There goes CKP again posting under multiple IPs. LOL trying to scare people with this B.S. See it doesn't matter since most 'stoned' people drive perfectly fine and aren't getting pulled over. Individuals who use Cannabis (and Cannabis alone) will naturally drive better. Sensory skills become enhanced. They become more conscious and aware of their surroundings. There's no comparison to alcohol which physically impairs an individual's motor skills. Once a threshold BAC is reached they cannot safely judge depth, distance, reaction time, and other problems like blacking out / passing out and double vision behind the wheel lol ckp is a fuckin junkie no 2 ways about it, drop kick even boasts about beating up poor little pakistanis!! who should really go to jail then :D it takes just a quick google search to see the latest harvard study... stoned drivers are safer than sober drivers, go figure, go turn yourself in dope francis, im sure you will get all the butt love you desire and deserve down at dartmoor :D |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 71231780 United Kingdom 10/21/2019 07:04 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: new Cannabis breathalyzer test is a billion times more sensitive than alcohol test and will tell cops if your stoned - LOL you are going to jail! 5 stars. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77833130 BEST POSTER ON GLP and most hated by junkies who can only post memes There goes CKP again posting under multiple IPs. LOL trying to scare people with this B.S. See it doesn't matter since most 'stoned' people drive perfectly fine and aren't getting pulled over. Individuals who use Cannabis (and Cannabis alone) will naturally drive better. Sensory skills become enhanced. They become more conscious and aware of their surroundings. There's no comparison to alcohol which physically impairs an individual's motor skills. Once a threshold BAC is reached they cannot safely judge depth, distance, reaction time, and other problems like blacking out / passing out and double vision behind the wheel Hes not tech smart enough to know how to do that. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 76498576 United States 10/21/2019 07:14 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: new Cannabis breathalyzer test is a billion times more sensitive than alcohol test and will tell cops if your stoned - LOL you are going to jail! 'Game-changer' breathalyzer test for marijuana is a billion times more sensitive than standard alcohol test and will tell cops if suspects are stoned Quoting: Cannabis Kills People! New marijuana breathalyzer tests that are billion times more sensitive than one for blood alcohol levels, has been dubbed a 'game-changer' by researchers. Some law enforcement agencies across the country have been reluctant to have marijuana legalized in their states, worried relaxed rules for the drug could lead to an explosion of impaired drivers on the road. But now cops could loosen up to the idea, thanks to devices from Hound Labs and Sanntek that can tell how recently someone has consumed THC, a by-product of marijuana, and in turn detecting whether they're likely to be high. 'With alcohol, if you have over 0.08% in your blood, there's the presumption that you're intoxicated,' Christopher Leusner, head of the New Jersey State Association of Chiefs of Police, told the Philadelphia Inquirer. 'There hasn't been a blood test or a breath test that can determine if you're impaired by marijuana.' [link to www.dailymail.co.uk (secure)] :jay: Much needed. Too many people driving stoned putting innocent peoples lives at risk. Thc is metabolized differently. This, like a blood test shows rates, not current levels. It won't be used in this capacity at all. Just like they had to pull almost all the road side cocaine test kits... they test for ammonia and little else. Easily thrown out of court, cause science. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 76498576 United States 10/21/2019 07:15 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: new Cannabis breathalyzer test is a billion times more sensitive than alcohol test and will tell cops if your stoned - LOL you are going to jail! 5 stars. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77833130 BEST POSTER ON GLP and most hated by junkies who can only post memes There goes CKP again posting under multiple IPs. LOL trying to scare people with this B.S. See it doesn't matter since most 'stoned' people drive perfectly fine and aren't getting pulled over. Individuals who use Cannabis (and Cannabis alone) will naturally drive better. Sensory skills become enhanced. They become more conscious and aware of their surroundings. There's no comparison to alcohol which physically impairs an individual's motor skills. Once a threshold BAC is reached they cannot safely judge depth, distance, reaction time, and other problems like blacking out / passing out and double vision behind the wheel Hes not tech smart enough to know how to do that. We've caught them red handed like 5 times... |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 72187181 United Kingdom 10/21/2019 07:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: new Cannabis breathalyzer test is a billion times more sensitive than alcohol test and will tell cops if your stoned - LOL you are going to jail! 5 stars. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77833130 BEST POSTER ON GLP and most hated by junkies who can only post memes There goes CKP again posting under multiple IPs. LOL trying to scare people with this B.S. See it doesn't matter since most 'stoned' people drive perfectly fine and aren't getting pulled over. Individuals who use Cannabis (and Cannabis alone) will naturally drive better. Sensory skills become enhanced. They become more conscious and aware of their surroundings. There's no comparison to alcohol which physically impairs an individual's motor skills. Once a threshold BAC is reached they cannot safely judge depth, distance, reaction time, and other problems like blacking out / passing out and double vision behind the wheel Hes not tech smart enough to know how to do that. We've caught them red handed like 5 times... Perp !! - Is OP a wanna be American now ??? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 73297938 United States 10/21/2019 07:43 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: new Cannabis breathalyzer test is a billion times more sensitive than alcohol test and will tell cops if your stoned - LOL you are going to jail! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78087801 United States 10/21/2019 07:47 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: new Cannabis breathalyzer test is a billion times more sensitive than alcohol test and will tell cops if your stoned - LOL you are going to jail! 5 stars. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77833130 BEST POSTER ON GLP and most hated by junkies who can only post memes There goes CKP again posting under multiple IPs. LOL trying to scare people with this B.S. See it doesn't matter since most 'stoned' people drive perfectly fine and aren't getting pulled over. Individuals who use Cannabis (and Cannabis alone) will naturally drive better. Sensory skills become enhanced. They become more conscious and aware of their surroundings. There's no comparison to alcohol which physically impairs an individual's motor skills. Once a threshold BAC is reached they cannot safely judge depth, distance, reaction time, and other problems like blacking out / passing out and double vision behind the wheel I agree, while no one should ever drive under the influence of drugs or alcohol because you put innocent people at risk, I was much more aware driving stoned than drunk. I drove under the speed limit because I was fully aware of the dangers. I was not joyriding. I just had to drive a few miles down the road from point a to point b. It was not my smartest moment. |
Cannabis Kills People! (OP) User ID: 72099278 United Kingdom 10/21/2019 08:23 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: new Cannabis breathalyzer test is a billion times more sensitive than alcohol test and will tell cops if your stoned - LOL you are going to jail! 5 stars. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77833130 BEST POSTER ON GLP and most hated by junkies who can only post memes There goes CKP again posting under multiple IPs. LOL trying to scare people with this B.S. See it doesn't matter since most 'stoned' people drive perfectly fine and aren't getting pulled over. Individuals who use Cannabis (and Cannabis alone) will naturally drive better. Sensory skills become enhanced. They become more conscious and aware of their surroundings. There's no comparison to alcohol which physically impairs an individual's motor skills. Once a threshold BAC is reached they cannot safely judge depth, distance, reaction time, and other problems like blacking out / passing out and double vision behind the wheel You are pretty dumb, then again your a seppo. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78082460 United States 10/21/2019 09:23 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: new Cannabis breathalyzer test is a billion times more sensitive than alcohol test and will tell cops if your stoned - LOL you are going to jail! 'Game-changer' breathalyzer test for marijuana is a billion times more sensitive than standard alcohol test and will tell cops if suspects are stoned Quoting: Cannabis Kills People! New marijuana breathalyzer tests that are billion times more sensitive than one for blood alcohol levels, has been dubbed a 'game-changer' by researchers. Some law enforcement agencies across the country have been reluctant to have marijuana legalized in their states, worried relaxed rules for the drug could lead to an explosion of impaired drivers on the road. But now cops could loosen up to the idea, thanks to devices from Hound Labs and Sanntek that can tell how recently someone has consumed THC, a by-product of marijuana, and in turn detecting whether they're likely to be high. 'With alcohol, if you have over 0.08% in your blood, there's the presumption that you're intoxicated,' Christopher Leusner, head of the New Jersey State Association of Chiefs of Police, told the Philadelphia Inquirer. 'There hasn't been a blood test or a breath test that can determine if you're impaired by marijuana.' [link to www.dailymail.co.uk (secure)] Much needed. Too many people driving stoned putting innocent peoples lives at risk. :jay: I hope this gets used everywhere.. i am sick and tired of driving around and almost being creamed by a bunch of fucking useless stoners that are baked beyond belief.. The fucks pay no attention to lights.. red it doesn't matter, just drive right through it while ripping a bong hit with smoke rolling out the windows.. Sitting at a red light? well hell pull out the phone and spark one up so you can get lost in your own world not to be brought back until every vehicle behind you is going around you blowing their horns at your stupid ass. Lines on the road? what are they.. just cross them at random because your stoner fucking peabrain is obliterated, and I have to drive in the weeds to stop from being hit head on. have a good friend who is a LEO, he is still nursing injuries from being hit head on by a useless fucking stoner.. and he was the ONLY other vehicle on the road!! He found the bowl still smoking and the bag of weed on the front seat of the shitbag stoner who hit him. You motherfuckers need to be PUT under control. You are stupid, mindless fucking ants that need crushed. And a healthy FUCK YOU! to any of you low IQ pricks that want to argue the point.. you have no leg to stand on and even if you did you would fall over from being an inebriated fucking cocksucker. I hope this tech. puts all of your pathetic "weed" using asses in prison. FUCK YOU! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78082460 United States 10/21/2019 09:26 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: new Cannabis breathalyzer test is a billion times more sensitive than alcohol test and will tell cops if your stoned - LOL you are going to jail! Fucking horseshit. 1 star because you are reporting it as good news. They have proven over and over these methods will never be accurate everytime. Innocent people will fall victim. Lives jobs homes ruined over a plant. I know people that need to smoke weed to drive better. It would be like one of your buddies not taking their far worse phyc meds. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78068184 Can we start charging people for driving on their prescribed drugs? Far more dangerous. stupid fucks like this need shot. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78082460 United States 10/21/2019 09:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: new Cannabis breathalyzer test is a billion times more sensitive than alcohol test and will tell cops if your stoned - LOL you are going to jail! If you should me the person on zoloft and another couple uppers and downers and the guy who puffed on a joint. I choose the joint. I am calling scam on this. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78068184 This doper is so fuckin baked he cannot even string together a coherent sentence.. And you fucks think you are somehow intelligent! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78082460 United States 10/21/2019 09:30 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: new Cannabis breathalyzer test is a billion times more sensitive than alcohol test and will tell cops if your stoned - LOL you are going to jail! Here in the united states francis would never be allowed to drive again. It is illegal to operate a motor vehicle with any of your medications that you are on. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77913275 Why a Pot 'Breathalyzer' Won't Work The problem is that recent research clearly shows that the levels of marijuana's active compound, called tetrahydrocannabinol or THC, don't line up in a straightforward way with how impaired people are, according to the paper, published today (Jan. 25) in the journal Trends in Molecular Medicine. Researchers also need to figure out how long it takes for the body to break down certain compounds called cannabinoids, and flush them out of the system. [link to www.livescience.com (secure)] how about you just stay in your fucking basement bedroom and have mommy deliver your munchies to you instead of getting on the roads with those of us that are sober and sharp. fuckin loser. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 78082460 United States 10/21/2019 09:34 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: new Cannabis breathalyzer test is a billion times more sensitive than alcohol test and will tell cops if your stoned - LOL you are going to jail! What is the probable cause for a thc Breathalyzer test? A Bob Marley cd case on the front seat. This is just another way for the courts to scam money and intrude on your life and rights. He had a tiedye shirt on so I pulled him over? how about when your stoner brain consisting of all four cells wanders off and you hit some poor person head on.. THERES YOUR PC FUCKER! fuckin doper.. STAY HOME! |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 78091905 United Kingdom 10/21/2019 09:35 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: new Cannabis breathalyzer test is a billion times more sensitive than alcohol test and will tell cops if your stoned - LOL you are going to jail! "lol you're going to jail"... Proof that op is just a bitter twister cunt. He's got a fucked up life and body and decided it's stoner fault. Now he gets a wide on whenever he sees a little anti weed story. He'll be dead soon with that bitterness. I bet he's a lovely motherfucker... :ohlook: |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 78082460 United States 10/21/2019 09:37 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: new Cannabis breathalyzer test is a billion times more sensitive than alcohol test and will tell cops if your stoned - LOL you are going to jail! Here in the united states francis would never be allowed to drive again. It is illegal to operate a motor vehicle with any of your medications that you are on. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77913275 Why a Pot 'Breathalyzer' Won't Work The problem is that recent research clearly shows that the levels of marijuana's active compound, called tetrahydrocannabinol or THC, don't line up in a straightforward way with how impaired people are, according to the paper, published today (Jan. 25) in the journal Trends in Molecular Medicine. Researchers also need to figure out how long it takes for the body to break down certain compounds called cannabinoids, and flush them out of the system. [link to www.livescience.com (secure)] "All toxicologists thought that THC was out of the blood in 6 to 8 hours," said Huestis, who owns a toxicology consulting company. But THC is quite unlike alcohol, which dissolves in water and is therefore easy to flush from the body. People who use marijuana frequently may have a huge amount of THC stored in their tissues, and so no test for THC can distinguish whether someone smoked marijuana today or a month ago. Good.. so when they fuck up and crash into another innocent driver, put them in prison for it. They obviously have been using the shit if they have "huge" amounts in their system. Fuck the useless motherfuckers, put em in prison. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78082460 United States 10/21/2019 09:39 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: new Cannabis breathalyzer test is a billion times more sensitive than alcohol test and will tell cops if your stoned - LOL you are going to jail! So there's not enough title characters for you're instead of your but there IS enough title characters for you are instead of your ? lololol your is 4 characters you are is 7 character spaces lol It would have actually been less title characters if you'd just used you're in place of you are hahaha And you also never changed the "if thats right, you cannot make a cogent argument for your fucking lowlife pot smoking bullshit, so try and change the subject. pothead. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78082460 United States 10/21/2019 09:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: new Cannabis breathalyzer test is a billion times more sensitive than alcohol test and will tell cops if your stoned - LOL you are going to jail! 'Game-changer' breathalyzer test for marijuana is a billion times more sensitive than standard alcohol test and will tell cops if suspects are stoned Quoting: Cannabis Kills People! New marijuana breathalyzer tests that are billion times more sensitive than one for blood alcohol levels, has been dubbed a 'game-changer' by researchers. Some law enforcement agencies across the country have been reluctant to have marijuana legalized in their states, worried relaxed rules for the drug could lead to an explosion of impaired drivers on the road. But now cops could loosen up to the idea, thanks to devices from Hound Labs and Sanntek that can tell how recently someone has consumed THC, a by-product of marijuana, and in turn detecting whether they're likely to be high. 'With alcohol, if you have over 0.08% in your blood, there's the presumption that you're intoxicated,' Christopher Leusner, head of the New Jersey State Association of Chiefs of Police, told the Philadelphia Inquirer. 'There hasn't been a blood test or a breath test that can determine if you're impaired by marijuana.' [link to www.dailymail.co.uk (secure)] :jay: Much needed. Too many people driving stoned putting innocent peoples lives at risk. This will be ruled out. I have Parkinson’s and I smoke from 7am until 11pm daily. I have done this for years to control the tremors and pain. My body is saturated and even if I go a few hours without I would test positive. Medical card members will most likely be exempt from this. I don’t ever drive after smoking but I do drive occasionally. Trendy excuse nimrod.. How bout you just admit you are a fucking addict. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78082460 United States 10/21/2019 09:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: new Cannabis breathalyzer test is a billion times more sensitive than alcohol test and will tell cops if your stoned - LOL you are going to jail! It’s a medication for various reasons. Sometimes I have to drive and it’s anxiety, because it makes other drivers, as well as myself safer on the road. Quoting: TommySchlong if you have such "anxiety" over driving a god damn car.. you are a fucking snowflake loser motherfucker who should be institutionalized for the good of the population at large!! |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 78082460 United States 10/21/2019 09:45 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: new Cannabis breathalyzer test is a billion times more sensitive than alcohol test and will tell cops if your stoned - LOL you are going to jail! That is my birth control medication. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10724289 Planned Parenthood will be selling the chronic soon. According to Roll vs Weed, I have a right to my birth control chronic, go fuck yourself pothead.. no one gives a shit about your pot culture slang bullshit. And its good you dont reproduce, every pothead I ever saw with a kid was damaged goods.. genetically fucking destroyed because their "parents" were potheads, water headed retards, to any and all types of genetic "syndromes" from pot damaged DNA. Fucking losers. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 74103527 United States 10/21/2019 09:48 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: new Cannabis breathalyzer test is a billion times more sensitive than alcohol test and will tell cops if your stoned - LOL you are going to jail! They say weed is not addictive, yet junkies defend it like a rabid pack of illiterate "nuffins" Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77833130 Because they are a pack of illiterate do nothing, pathetic little "pot culture", low IQ, douchebags that have no fucking redeeming qualities whatsoever. Relax you stupid fuck |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78082460 United States 10/21/2019 09:48 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: new Cannabis breathalyzer test is a billion times more sensitive than alcohol test and will tell cops if your stoned - LOL you are going to jail! Op's a fucktard square plain and simple. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78071067 A blood test won't determine how high you're on Cannabis fucktard. Get back to us when you have some proof of a Breathalyzer that shows "how high you are". LMAO Its not like alcohol with an easy identifier in the blood stream that is also indicated in an Exhale! But you're a fucking square and you don't know any better, which makes it hilarious. I see your pot addled mind is still stuck in the 1960's.. I get it, you fucks never grow the hell up once you start using that shit all the time. Your memory is gone, all you can remember is those names you called people back then. Pothead loser. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78082460 United States 10/21/2019 09:51 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: new Cannabis breathalyzer test is a billion times more sensitive than alcohol test and will tell cops if your stoned - LOL you are going to jail! Op's a fucktard square plain and simple. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78071067 A blood test won't determine how high you're on Cannabis fucktard. Get back to us when you have some proof of a Breathalyzer that shows "how high you are". LMAO Its not like alcohol with an easy identifier in the blood stream that is also indicated in an Exhale! But you're a fucking square and you don't know any better, which makes it hilarious. [link to www.thegrowthop.com (secure)] And look at this shit, their own "pot culture" rag has to warn them against being the assholes they are. How fucking pathetic is that?!? [link to thefreshtoast.com (secure)] |
Rorschach Watchmen User ID: 76707066 United States 10/21/2019 09:55 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: new Cannabis breathalyzer test is a billion times more sensitive than alcohol test and will tell cops if your stoned - LOL you are going to jail! “LOL you are going to jail!” Op hate to burst your bubble but this is a good thing. This means people can smoke weed when they get home from work and not have to worry about hurting themselves 2 weeks later and failing a UA. You lose again. “When you’re dead you’re dead, but you’re not quite so dead if you contribute something” -John Dunsworth |