Tis the season for holiday doom threads! Here's the GLP forecast:

December also will be new year doom threads.

February comes ides of March doom threads.

April we will see May-day doom threads.

Then comes summer doom threads because everyone is pissy it's so hot.

Fall doom threads will come again because of the looming cold and gray skies.

Between all holiday doom threads we will see the typical doom-within-72-hours doom threads of all types.

And of course, the day everybody swears no doom will happen, is when it will happen. Then people will find that date was hidden in plain sight throughout all media for the last 20 years.

Then this thread will be bumped next year for GLP holiday doom tradition.