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Tatum O'Neal paid $100,000 for crack cocaine product placement

 
OMFG
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06/02/2008 09:01 PM
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Tatum O'Neal paid $100,000 for crack cocaine product placement
Turns out Tatum O'Neal's arrest for buying crack cocaine isn't as innocent as it appears.

According to sources close to the former child star, she was paid $100,000 by the Crack Distributors of America, a trade group representing major dealers, to be arrested while purchasing the illegal substance. It's part of a new initiative to promote crack, which has seen sales decline recently as newer drugs like meth have gotten more media attention.

"The crack dealers wanted to reach women between 18 and 45 and realized paid product placement in gossip magazines and websites via a washed up ex-celebrity would be the perfect vehicle," someone in the O'Neal camp told Dateline Hollywood.

"As it turns out, Tatum was ready, willing and eager to snort or shoot up any drug she could get her hands on, so it was a perfect match and we reached a deal really easily."

LINK: [link to www.datelinehollywood.com]
Anonymous Coward
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06/02/2008 09:12 PM
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Re: Tatum O'Neal paid $100,000 for crack cocaine product placement
LOL ok....

I don't think crack has much trouble selling.. shit practically flies off the "shelf" once you get a few people smoking it lol. NEVER SMOKE CRACK UNLESS YOU WANT TO DEVELOP WEINER SUCKING AS A MARKETABLE SKILL.
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06/02/2008 09:35 PM
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Re: Tatum O'Neal paid $100,000 for crack cocaine product placement
Personally, I would never try that particular drug. I heard you can become addicted after only a couple uses. Don't know if it is true. Just talked w/ some people who played with it a couple of times.
Personal responsibility - try it sometime. Quit blaming others for your bad choices. Consequences happen.

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picesnator

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06/02/2008 09:39 PM
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Re: Tatum O'Neal paid $100,000 for crack cocaine product placement
poor kid.....

life choices can suck sometimes...
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06/02/2008 09:53 PM
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Re: Tatum O'Neal paid $100,000 for crack cocaine product placement
I was pretty stoopid when I was young, thank god not that stoopid to try that stuff...
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06/02/2008 10:43 PM
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Re: Tatum O'Neal paid $100,000 for crack cocaine product placement
Amy Winehouse does crack too.
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06/02/2008 10:59 PM
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Re: Tatum O'Neal paid $100,000 for crack cocaine product placement
This arrest is worth more to her than a 100k I imagine.
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06/02/2008 11:11 PM
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Re: Tatum O'Neal paid $100,000 for crack cocaine product placement
You know, I thought about it for a while, and this sort of makes sense.

If you watch the movie "American Drug War, The Last White Hope" you will totally understand where I'm coming from. Bring the drugs in, promote the drug in the media, get people hooked on drugs, arrest the people that got hooked on the drugs you brought in and you promoted, put them in jail, make the prisoners do slave wages for literally nothing, create more government jobs, etc. etc.

I just have to ask, WTF are the Crack Distributors of America? And how are they getting away with being organized as an organization?
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06/03/2008 12:42 AM
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Re: Tatum O'Neal paid $100,000 for crack cocaine product placement
You do realize its humorous fiction, right?
Like the Onion.





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