The 7 Most Annoying People At Thanksgiving Dinner | |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 558651 United States 11/26/2008 11:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Where does the altruistic intellectual fit into your hierarchy of "small talk and social discourse." Of which, I share a particular discomfort for. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 558651Where does the altruistic intellectual fit into your hierarchy of "small talk and social discourse." Of which, I share a particular discomfort for. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 558651 United States 11/27/2008 12:05 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Why not stay home alone. like me:) Quoting: Anonymous Coward 559957So much the better. I most certainly do. At which point, I readily engage in a host varying intellectual pursuits; ranging from attempting to construct a transdermal-bio-electric transducer for "zapping" parasites, to examining at length the coming ET facade/farce/ruse and deceit. Lastly, political subterfuge is gaining a grip on this geographical location. My goodness... Such a shame - my goodness... |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 550794 United States 11/27/2008 12:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | We don't do traditional thanksgiving stuff either anymore. We would rather travel and take advantage of the 4 day holiday for some real quality time with just our kids. We can see the rest family anytime of the year. More of our friends/family are doing the same thing now too.... God Bless Everyone |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 558651 United States 11/27/2008 01:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | We don't do traditional thanksgiving stuff either anymore. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 550794We would rather travel and take advantage of the 4 day holiday for some real quality time with just our kids. We can see the rest family anytime of the year. More of our friends/family are doing the same thing now too.... God Bless Everyone |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 560121 United States 11/27/2008 01:54 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I have sisters with kids and a grouchy older brother that hates kids .My sister and my brother got into it one year because he he thought the kids were too loud so he started ordering one on my sisters to get them quiet.He is a jerk.In fact both my older brothers are jerks.I am nothing like them.I think my parents brought the wrong kid home from the hospital.i am not sure but i think it was a holiday when my brother attacked me..They are both bullies.he got right in my face so i went to take my glasses off so they would not get broke .As soo as i turned my head toward the table I placed them on he jumped me.My brothers are also cowards. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 521654 United States 11/27/2008 02:43 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This is hilarious! A few more types: Sister's know-it-all boyfriend The sister you know is intelligent, but can't tie her own shoelace when she's with the know-it-all boyfriend The embarrasing family member who has been unemployed for two years The parent who tells obnoxious racist jokes The ex-brother in law who still shows up for dinner even though no one can stand him The divorced sibling who high jacks every conversation to bitch about his/her ex The co-dependent overly helpful mom, who tries to "help" with everything. Help is a code word for you are incompetent and I know how to do everything better |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 482701 United States 11/27/2008 03:07 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I would add: The just back deer hunter. Around these parts, the end of deer hunting season coincides with Thanksgiving weekend. You: Get yer deer? Him: Interminable story describing every minute detail of the entire hunt from the drive out to the hunting area, the night before opener drinking binge, the hungover stumble out to the dear stand, etc. etc. etc., the unique circumstances of the kill, track, field dress, the herculean labors getting the carcass back to the vehicle, where the deer is being processed, which taxidermist is doing the cape mount and how he went about finding this particular awesome taxidermist, exactly how much of the meat is going into sausage, burger, chops, steaks, roasts. You: Man, you are awesome! The Packer Fan: You: What do you think about the election? Packer Fan: We'll have to see how he does in the "Red Zone". And speaking of the red zone, the Packers would be in it a lot more if Favre hadn't betrayed us. You: I wonder if we are going to get nationalized health care? Packer fan: Yeah, if only we could get our offensive line healthy, no one in the NFC central would be able to stop us. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 489843 United States 11/27/2008 03:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | #8. The Family Scandal Quoting: Anonymous Coward 554039The person who is running a bit late is at a disadvantage - as all the early birds have been sitting and yapping about them behind their back. Then, when the person does show up, the backtalkers are all gooey smiles and hugs. lol... I'm that person. I can tell because when I walk in everyone gets really quiet, then there's nervous, forced conversation. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 477332 United States 11/27/2008 03:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You nailed it OP. Very good. These are reasons to stay home by yourself or with immediate family only. I do wonder what my extended family in Wasilla, Alaska are going to talk about tomorrow. Hmmmm? Sarah? I can only imagine how that conversation is going to go and am VERY THANKFUL I will not be there to listen to it! |
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Hanfeitzu (OP) User ID: 503964 United States 11/27/2008 11:15 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | THE AC WHO QUOTES THEMSELVES BECAUSE NOBODY CARES TO RESPOND TO THEIR FIRST POST. This is the guy that that thinks really hard about their post, and probably consults a dictionary or thesaurus in the hopes that they will be noticed and quoted by the other GLP members. When they don't get the attention they were hoping for, they quote themselves as if seeing something twice in a row makes it more relevant. Typical conversation: GLP poster: Something funny, profound or otherwise interesting. AC: Where does the altruistic intellectual fit into your hierarchy of "small talk and social discourse." Of which, I share a particular discomfort for. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 558651GLP:No response. AC: Where does the altruistic intellectual fit into your hierarchy of "small talk and social discourse." Of which, I share a particular discomfort for. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 558651Where does the altruistic intellectual fit into your hierarchy of "small talk and social discourse." Of which, I share a particular discomfort for. ...ok AC I'm kidding, you know I love you. for Turkey Day Those without swords may still die upon them. No one man can do everything, but each one can do something. |
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