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CALL IN YOUR OWN OBITUARY TO THE LOCAL PAPER AND TITLE IT, LATEST $400M POWERBALL WINNER PASSED ON 6/18
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[quote:Anonymous Coward 1000657:MV8xMTA1MTY1XzE3NjQ0NDUwX0ZBMTUzODlE] [quote:Anonymous Coward 1006673] [b]Thing is I wouldn't want to put the money out to throw a party for the people I didn't like to enjoy and think they were going to get money[/b]. LOL Plus, there really isn't any one I dislike except one person and he raped my 3 year old grandaughter and hopefully going to jail soon. [/quote] I would if i won the lottery. Priceless. :rockon: [/quote]
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In the body of the obituary write that you decided to leave $250,000 each to a list of people and list people you really dont like.
Make the wake from 1pm in the afternoon to 10pm at night and pay the funeral home to shut off the a/c and turn the heat on full blast.
At 9:59PM run into your own wake with middle fingers raised high
FUCK YOU ALL IM STILL ALIVE!
woooooooooooo hooooooooooooo
Just make sure the stupid fucks dont think you really hit the powerball, they will kill you deader than a hammer on the spot and throw you in the coffin like nothing happened.
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