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It´s a little dull around here this morning, so here goes...

Harvey and Gladys
Harvey and Gladys are getting ready for bed. Gladys is standing in
front of her full-length mirror, taking a long, hard look at herself.

"You know, Harvey," she comments, "I stare into this mirror and I see
an ancient creature. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs sag so much
that they dangle to my waist, my arms and legs are as flabby as
popped balloons, and my butt looks like a sad, deflated version of the
Hindenburg!

She turns to face her husband and says, "Dear, please tell me just
one positive thing about my body so I can feel better about myself."

Harvey studies Gladys critically for a moment and then says in a soft,
thoughtful voice, "Well...there´s nothing wrong with your eyesight."

Services for Harvey will be held Tuesday morning at 10:30 at
the First Methodist Church.  <img border='0' src='http://www.godlikeproductions.com/images/smilies/blobr.gif' alt=':blobr:'>
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Original Message It´s a little dull around here this morning, so here goes...

Harvey and Gladys
Harvey and Gladys are getting ready for bed. Gladys is standing in
front of her full-length mirror, taking a long, hard look at herself.

"You know, Harvey," she comments, "I stare into this mirror and I see
an ancient creature. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs sag so much
that they dangle to my waist, my arms and legs are as flabby as
popped balloons, and my butt looks like a sad, deflated version of the
Hindenburg!

She turns to face her husband and says, "Dear, please tell me just
one positive thing about my body so I can feel better about myself."

Harvey studies Gladys critically for a moment and then says in a soft,
thoughtful voice, "Well...there´s nothing wrong with your eyesight."

Services for Harvey will be held Tuesday morning at 10:30 at
the First Methodist Church. link to www.godlikeproductions.com] alt=''>

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