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***The Illuminati Made Me an Offer I Couldn't Refuse!
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[quote:Anonymous Coward 48013704:MV8xNDk5NTY4XzQzMTc2Mjk5Xzk2NjE1M0VD] Fine by me. At least I am only wrong 10% of the time though. Anyone who believes in the Nobody is 100% wrong. [/quote]
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The Illuminati's Human Resources recruiter just called and said they're offering me a job as account manager! OMG!
I start this Monday, assuming I don't get raptured. I'm supposed to report at 9am, sharp, to their headquarters on 33 Bavarian Way.
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