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Subject HELP!. I'm Leaking!
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Original Message Most people Fart on average 12-14 times a day, even Women, Kings, Popes, Presidents, Beauty Queens and Nuns. Even Yoda. and Aliens probably Fart too.

I am unusual in that so far today I have done 111 farts. Does this mean something? I fear that I may have busted my Pooper Valve.

I am also fearful that Aliens may be more easily able to detect me due to the huge amount of heat and gases in my vicinity and the fact that like Dogs they may find the odor irresistable.

I would try blaming others for my anal indiscretions but I think that the Aliens advanced technology would easily uncover my deception.

I really enjoy farting and believe that I may be addicted but am worried about attracting unwanted attention from our cosmic neighbors.

Has anyone else here attracted unwanted Alien attention due to flatulence?

Please Help. 111 and counting.
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