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Bristol city council release guide for tackling a zombie invasion
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[quote:Anonymous Coward 1348141:MV8xNTU1MTI4XzI1Njg3MDM5XzU3MzcyODdB] [quote:Bunnyuk 1107757] http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/868686-bristol-city-council-release-guide-for-tackling-a-zombie-invasion METRO REPORTER - 7th July, 2011 0 Bristol city council release guide for tackling a zombie invasion Bristol city council have issued a guide for fending off the unwanted attentions of flesh-eating zombies. Related Tags:Bristol Just in case a zombie attacks, here's what you need to do... The document shows the best way to kill those bothersome reanimated corpses. It outlines a four-stage alert system following an invasion and says codewords will be used to provide secret instructions to the public. The brief also includes details of how people can equip themselves with weapons, such as stun guns and protective suits. Bristol city council has set out the advice in response to a Freedom of Information request. In its ‘Contingency Plan For Handling Zombie Outbreaks in Bristol’, it says the moment to get really worried is when infections hit 30 per cent – or ‘zombie pandemic level’. This is when you’ll need to kill a zombie correctly, and the public is reminded to fully disconnect the brain-stem from the body through blunt force or full head removal. But it might be best just to head for a council building, where somebody might know what to do. ‘An annual training schedule for designated officers is in place,’ the document adds reassuringly. [/quote] :whatever: [/quote]
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Bristol city council release guide for tackling a zombie invasion
Bristol city council have issued a guide for fending off the unwanted attentions of flesh-eating zombies.
Related Tags:Bristol
Just in case a zombie attacks, here's what you need to do...
The document shows the best way to kill those bothersome reanimated corpses. It outlines a four-stage alert system following an invasion and says codewords will be used to provide secret instructions to the public.
The brief also includes details of how people can equip themselves with weapons, such as stun guns and protective suits.
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