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Bristol city council release guide for tackling a zombie invasion
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[quote:Upsy Daisy:MV8xNTU1MTI4XzI1Njg4MTUxXzU2MTc3REFG] Mr Store wrote to Bristol City Council and said that as a responsible parent he wanted to know that adequate provision for any such attack had been made. He said: "I would like to know whether Bristol City Council is better prepared than those nay-sayers in the East Midlands." In response the council, with its tongue firmly in its cheek, published the Contingency Plan For Handling Zombie Outbreaks in Bristol. The document also offered training for officers at the gaming festival igfest, which takes place in May. It added: "Top tip for personal development: Staff fully qualified in zombie handling may qualify for partial exemption and accreditation in the training for handling pirate outbreaks, and for spotting the difference between genuine hot air balloons and evil giant floaty space aliens. Speak to your departmental Learning Development Partner for more details." http://www.thisisbristol.co.uk/Bristol-deal-zombie-attack/story-12896585-detail/story.html [/quote]
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METRO REPORTER - 7th July, 2011
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Bristol city council release guide for tackling a zombie invasion
Bristol city council have issued a guide for fending off the unwanted attentions of flesh-eating zombies.
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Just in case a zombie attacks, here's what you need to do...
The document shows the best way to kill those bothersome reanimated corpses. It outlines a four-stage alert system following an invasion and says codewords will be used to provide secret instructions to the public.
The brief also includes details of how people can equip themselves with weapons, such as stun guns and protective suits.
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