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Drunken Ben Bernanke Tells Everyone At Neighborhood Bar How Screwed U.S. Economy Really Is
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[quote:Constitutional American:MV8xNTgzMzE1XzI2MTY1MjYwX0ZFRjQzMDky] wow this is nuts cause I literally had a dream a couple of months ago that I got drunk with ben bernanke and made him admit to me that he is purposely destroying the dollar and the US economy and he began crying so I made him hold a press conference admitting to this and he resigned the following day! wow thats crazy!!! [/quote]
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SEWARD, NE—Claiming he wasn't afraid to let everyone in attendance know about "the real mess we're in," Federal Reserve chairman Ben Bernanke reportedly got drunk Tuesday and told everyone at Elwood's Corner Tavern about how absolutely fucked the U.S. economy actually is.
The intoxicated Federal Reserve chairman informs bar patrons of the dangers of reckless spending.
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