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GLP IN A NUTSHELL FOR NEWBIES...look NO further than this thread..it covers it all.
Ms Sans Serif
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[quote:Anonymous Coward 1439417:MV8xNjA1NjMxXzI2NTM2ODIyXzczMjBCNkRE] Those Aussie AC's never fail. Aww. Fuck. Now I see GLP in a different light. :clappa: [/quote]
Considering the dire times we live in..and the fact that the general consesus is that times running out I thought I would write an OFFICIAL welcome letter for all GLP/CONSPIRACY VIRGINS/NEWELY AWAKENED SHEEP/CURIOUS BROWSERS/STUMBLE UPPONNERS.
I will educate you as fast as possible of all the
FACTS/FABLES/WEIRD SHIT/UTTER CRAP
and so one that flows here like shit through the U-bend on a daily basis..
JUST so you can be up to speed on how
DOOMED/READY TO ASCEND/INSANE/APPROCHING ENLIGHENMENT/UTTERLY ROOTED/FUCKED BEYOND MEASURE/FUBAR
we really are...
Depending on which...
DRUG/GURU/SEER/PROPHET/PROHETESS/CHANNELLER/CONTACTEE/ALIEN REPTOID/NUT WITH WEIRD CALENDAR/OR UTTER FUCKWIT
LED/COERCED/FRIGHTENED INTO BELIEVING/WORSHIPPING
Very soon many people are going to
DIE/VANISH/ASCEND/ in a WAR/RAPRTURE/ENLIGHTENMENT/MEGA NATURAL DISASTER
that will be brought about by
ASCENDED BEINGS/ALIENS/GIGANTIC FUCKING PLANET/WEIRD CHARGED UP COMET
This grand event which the whole world has been
will come about and
RENEW/DESTROY/TRANSFORM/RESCUE/WIPE OUT/TRANSCEND/LAY WASTE
the earth in which the inhabitants will
DIE/ASCEND/REACH ENLIGHTENMENT/BE BEHEADDED OR TAKE A MARK
After this has taken place the remaining inhabitants of the earth will be
DYING OUT/LIVING IN PEACE/FIGHTING TO SURVIVE/COMMUNICATING WITH THEIR MINDS/TRAVELLING TO THE STARS ON UFO'S/ADDING TO THE FOSSIL RECORD
Is that all clear??
I think it sums up everything you will ever learn here more or less.
So just read this post only..
ACCEPT/BELIEVE/BECOME COMVINCED/AQUISE TO
this post and save yourself YEARS of wasted time..
keep it to yourself
..and go and live a life while you still HAVE one...instead of wasting it all here at GLP learning what you NOW already KNOW.
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