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***** The Stranglers-- "The Chronicles Of Vladimir" *****
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The Stranglers-- The Chronicles Of Vladimir:
You all know about the Stranglers' most excellent Chronicles of Vladimir, right? It is the longest-running gag in all of Music History. No-- honest, it IS. Yes, in all of Music History.
Poor, poor, DOOOOMED Vladimir. His story is truly EPIC. Spanning over thirty years, now... and SIX terrible, perilous, depraved, gruesome, and heart-rending episodes... so far.
The Chronicles Of Vladimir...
PART 1: "The strange circumstances which lead to Vladimir and Olga 'requesting' rehabilitation in a Siberian health resort as a result of stress in furthering the people's policies... or Vladimir and Olga Eat Ergot-tainted Bread:
PART 2: Vladimir and Sergei
"... That night, they came to cure Vladimir of his illness."
PART 3: Vladimir and the Beast
Vladimir is cured of his "illness," and sent to the Front of Russia's war in Afghanistan...
PART 4: Vladimir Goes to Havana
Vladimir talks the Soviet authorities into allowing him to go to Havana...
[link to www.youtube.com]
PART 5: Viva Vlad!
Vladimir is detained by the Havana police and set adrift in a small dingy.
PART 6: Vladimir and the Pearl
No description for this sad chapter...
We look forward to the next episode!
We're still allowed to laugh at the Soviets... Right?
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