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What's a discreet way to handle an itchy butthole in public ?
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[quote:davejp:MV8xNzU0OTQ3XzI5MzM3ODg2X0EwNzBGODZB] [quote:Anonymous Coward 8819025:MV8xNzU0OTQ3XzI5MDk2MTE3XzdERkM0NTUw] You should be askin yerself [b]WHY [/b]you have a itchy butthole, in the first place! :scream: [/quote] this. But i know the feeling! [/quote]
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We all know what I'm talking about.
When you're at home, you dig into that bad boy like you're trying to haul a marlin over the side of the boat.
When you're in public though,...you do that side-to-side pinch-cheek flex maneuver, fruitlessly you realize, as your cheeks are too damp to get some friction.
Do you lean up against a parking meter and try to take care of it like that, or do you pull the " my wallet's stuck " move ?
Have you ever been in an elevator, made eye contact with somebody, and just knew they had an itchy butthole ?
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