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France 1968: a Catholic priest attempted to take out Mitt Romney, who miraculously arose from the dead
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[quote:Anonymous Coward 75328508:MV8yMDA1NTIzXzcyNzg3MTEzX0E3MDc4RTAy] [quote:impetigo 7446418:MV8yMDA1NTIzXzMzNjk1ODY5Xzc5NEFGRDg0] what I find amazing is that he was officially declared dead on the scene. [/quote] :wtf 10: [/quote]
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Mitt was driving a Citroën DS south from Bordeaux when the carload of Mormon missionaries was smashed into head-on by a priest speeding down the road. The woman sitting next to Mitt was killed.
Romney had to be pried out of the car - he was so seriously injured that the police officer who first responded believed him to be dead and wrote
"Il est mort"
- he is dead - in Romney's passport.
Mitt was in a coma but apparently recovered easily.
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