Users Online Now:
1,693
(
Who's On?
)
Visitors Today:
732,908
Pageviews Today:
1,180,986
Threads Today:
472
Posts Today:
7,054
12:37 PM
Directory
Adv. Search
Topics
Forum
Back to Forum
Back to Thread
REPLY TO THREAD
Subject
Dumb polish american, ask me a question.
User Name
Font color:
Default
Dark Red
Red
Orange
Brown
Yellow
Green
Olive
Cyan
Blue
Dark Blue
Indigo
Violet
Black
Font:
Default
Verdana
Tahoma
Ms Sans Serif
In accordance with industry accepted best practices we ask that users limit their copy / paste of copyrighted material to the relevant portions of the article you wish to discuss and no more than 50% of the source material, provide a link back to the original article and provide your original comments / criticism in your post with the article.
[quote:Anonymous Coward 39070926:MV8yMjIyNTM5XzM3NjY3ODQ0X0JFQ0E0OUY=] Short Poland Jokes Q: Did you hear about the Polak who thought his wife was trying to kill him? A: On her dressing table he found a bottle of "Polish Remover". Q: How do you sink a polish battleship? A: Put it in water. Q: Why did the polack put ice in his condom? A: To keep the swelling down. Q: What happened to the Polish hockey team? A: They all drowned in spring training. Q: How does every Polish joke start? A: By looking over your shoulder. Q: Did you hear about the winner of the Polish beauty contest? A: Me neither. Q: Why wasn't Christ born in Poland? A: Because they couldn't find three wisemen and a virgin. Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? A: They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving. Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? A: Turn off the carousel. Q: How do you know if your in front of a Polish firing squad? A: They are standing in a circle. http://www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/worldjokes/polandjokes.html [/quote]
Original Message
And yes i plan on being funny, so i hope nobody gets offended.
Pictures (click to insert)
General
Politics
Bananas
People
Potentially Offensive
Emotions
Big Round Smilies
Aliens and Space
Friendship & Love
Textual
Doom
Misc Small Smilies
Religion
Love
Random
View All Categories
|
Next Page >>