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Demond possessed preacher hit me with the Bible, threw me and my wife in the Septic tank and I went to jail
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[quote:Anonymous Coward 9670803:MV8yNDA5NjQ3XzQxMzE2MTQ3X0NBNDE4MDcz] :catagreed: [/quote]
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A knock at the door.
"Hoeny would you get that " said my wife aggerte.
I opened the door and all hell broke loose.
The man who said he was Reverand Willainshire asked if I loved God.
I asked him which God?
Then he hit me with his Bibble.
My wife rushed into the room. hering the noise.
He picked her up , took her outside and threw her into the spetic tank....
I got up, stunned and pissed and chased the monster around the house.
He stopped and cold cocked me , knocking me out.
The next thing I know , I am landing in the septic tank next to my wife ...splash !!!!!!
He then threw his head back and laughed ,
he called 911 and said that we were aprehended for domestic violence
The police drug us off and put us in jail overnight......
THAT MAN WAS AN AGENT OF SATIN
HE MUST BE A POWERFUL DEMOND TO PULL THIS OFF
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