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The Flush Toilet Pre-dates The Dinosaurs
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[quote:Anonymous Coward 2074599:MV8yNjUyMDkzXzE4NDY3RjdF] Using the same chain of logic as used by DGN in his "clam" evolution thread.... FLUSH TOILETS MUST PRE-DATE MANKIND. Here's why... The flush toilet blocks unless toilet tissue is used. But ther is no reason to invent toilet tissue unless the flush toilet was already in existence. Now since, people did not keep expensively fitting flush toilets and then having them overflow after the first couple of craps,,, One cannot exist without the pre-existence of the other. So, the flush toilet MUST pre-date mankind, the dinosaurs and even the microbial life. ...So, somewhere in the first FIVE days of creation, not only did God create the planet and seas and life on the planet, He also created THE FLUSH TOILET and TOILET TISSUE BEFORE creating Adam and Eve. [/quote]
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Using the same chain of logic as used by DGN in his "clam" evolution thread....
FLUSH TOILETS MUST PRE-DATE MANKIND. Here's why...
The flush toilet blocks unless toilet tissue is used.
But ther is no reason to invent toilet tissue unless the flush toilet was already in existence.
Now since, people did not keep expensively fitting flush toilets and then having them overflow after the first couple of craps,,,
One cannot exist without the pre-existence of the other.
So, the flush toilet MUST pre-date mankind, the dinosaurs and even the microbial life.
...So, somewhere in the first FIVE days of creation, not only did God create the planet and seas and life on the planet, He also created THE FLUSH TOILET and TOILET TISSUE BEFORE creating Adam and Eve.
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